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  1. Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD ^^^is that serena williams? looks like him...
  2. it's "usa 'til i'm d.o.a." get it straight
  3. i feel depressed. i can't believe this shit. i guess the difference is that republicans vote and democrats are lazy. maybe i'm making a false generalization, but what else could this be?
  4. i really loved the last couple of minutes between the flyers and sens. holy shit 419 penalty minutes.
  5. all the old folks in the retirement home krusty sideshow bob
  6. this thread makes me wanna start postin again... A South African, an Aussie, and a Kiwi were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer. The South African grabs his beer, downs it, throws his glass into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and shouts "In Souff Efrika we hef so meny glissiz we never drink out of the same gliss twice". The Aussie then downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and belches. "Ay mate, in Osstraarlear we have so much blaady saaand which makes glaaass reeeally cheap, so we too, never drink out of the same glaaass twice". The Kiwi looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Aussie and South African and says "In New Zealand we have so many bloody South Africans and Aussies that we never have to drink with the same ones twice.
  7. thanx for bumping this thread!:) A blonde's house catches on fire. She hurridly calls 911. She goes, "Hello? My house is on fire!" and the fireman says, "How do we get to your house?" And the blonde is like, "A big, red truck, a DUH!"
  8. Why do Canadians only have sex doggie style? So they can both watch the hockey game!
  9. Why do hillbilly guys go to family reunions? To pick up chicks. Why do Italian men have mustaches? So they can look like their mothers. Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats In experiments now? Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them. What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And An Ape. A Retarded Ape.
  10. The US is full of small towns. For those never having traveled to or lived in one, the following will illustrate pretty much what life's like there. My hometown was so small... * the clinic was called Joe's Hospital and Grill * long distance calls are delayed when the area code is busy * the town Lady of the Evening stands under a flashlight * in order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened * instead of hoses, the Fire Department uses water pistols * you had to make a reservation to use the parking meter * during snowstorms, salt was spread using a salad shooter * the local Motel 6 sleeps six * during a boxing match, both men have to sit in the same corner * the class valedictorian had both the highest & lowest averages * the Mayor was also the Sheriff, Town Council & street sweeper * we had no porn movie house; once a week someone left the shades up * the municipal water system's pump was supplied by Water Pik * before you visited, you could look out a window & see who was home * there was no town idiot -- everybody had to take turns
  11. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn't need cleaning. How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will she ask you? "Is it mine?" How do you get a blonde off of her knees? Cum
  12. Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove! What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her. ehhhhhhh.
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