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So one of the guys in my graff crews best friend is one of these dr jekl and hyde type drinkers. We get on really well when he's sober. But when he's drunk he's just absolutely retarded. Everyone puts up with his shit. But to be honest. I've had enough. I know for a fact I'm a really nice guy. All I ever want is good things for people. The problem is, I've learnt that people aren't really worth the effort alot of the time. If you're nice to them. Alot of them will be cunts to you. With this in mind this kid ( lets call him pumkin head) and I didn't get on so well. Within I minute of stepping into this bar he screams at me (I react by smilling screaming back like its a joke and hugging him) he smashing my friends beer into the counter then walks off. He comes back. buys us shots, I smile toast him for buying the drinks then drink the shot. Next thing I know dudes whispering to two of our mutual friends about how I'm a faggot and I think I'm really hard (this is because I don't smile alot. I've got my reasons. Dickhead friends of friends being one very small one) blah blah. Long story short I'm walking around talking to people he's not talking to just to steer clear of him. He ends up saying something to me. I react by getting angry and telling him to fuck off. He says "you were on the edge there I like that". Now this is where I get pretty upset. It just annoys me how people will see how far they can push you then not go all the way with it. Either you dislike someone and want to settle it or you don't. You don't go around seeing if you can be a cunt to someone just for the sake of getting away with it. (especially when they always try and be nice to you) . I tell him he's a bitch two faced faggot and that I heard that shit he said about me and he can just fuck off for all I care. Somewhere in this process he buys me another drink. But I'm kind of upset at this point and keep going off at him telling him he should come outside with me. One of my other crew members ( who I'm not that cool with anymore) pulls me aside and asks if I'm ok. I say I'm just going to leave. Pumkin head keeps trying to get me to stay, so eventually I try and be nice and say sure, lets finish our drinks. Dude grins and calls me a faggot. I'm still thinking its better just to leave so I bounce. On the way home I get a bit pissed off. All the above about me being a nice person comes back in my head and I really wish I decked him . So I call one of our friends up and ask to speak to pumkin head. I say "look I just called to tell you I don't deserve to be treated like that and I'm not fucking happy" he sames some shit about "I''ll put it on you cunt" I go ape shit and try and find out where he is saying I'll catch a taxi (I'm back home by now) back into town and sort it out with him. He puts our friend back on the phone. Who makes up a bullshit excuse and hangs up. Another of our friends calls me to sqush it, I want to talk to the guy again. Dude's all friendly like 'hey how are you mate? how are you?" I just get fed up and hang up. seriously I'm sick of it. And I'll be honest. I can imagine half the people on this forum acting the same way. Not all. But some. Anyway I should sleep. Discuss.

not that any of you seem too interested, but today was my last trial day, and they've offered me regular shifts. Also a kid spat in my face point blank today. Now I'm going to drink free beer and chat up art school girls. Aidieu

one of my bohemian female friends once didn't shave her legs for about a year. This is what happens when you make friends with feminists.

and then I'll hope someone gets really pissed off about it and wants to "take it to the streets"

Yeah it was alittle ambigious. You know there are people out there who do that shit. It makes me :huh2: for days. Unless you're like 12, then I'll take your paint and hope you make a thread about me when I die.

^ :huh2: < that's the politest way I can react to that kind of graffiti related man crush. *edit ...azert got in the way. Go type quickly somewhere else you angry little japanite ;)

Yeah I started reading that book, never got around to finishing it. It was pretty good though. <!--QuoteBegin-krs702@Feb 22 2006, 08:21 PM how did today go ? Quoted post If you want me to be honest. Not as good as yesterday, but still alright. a) All that first day of work pep was sucked out of me last night. and b) I think they are giving me harder and harder classes as the days go by. It started out pretty rough. But ended on a high note. Thanks for all the good comments.

Yes.

Had a trial day today as a teachers aide for a school for autistic children. They gave me a couple more shifts. It was pretty chill compared to the last trial day I went to. Today there was only a little urine involved. Discuss.

I read through this thread slowly. Then started drinking on the solo as well. Frangeli and soy milk. It's actually pretty good.

uhh I came here knowing exactly what to tell you. Then I read your update and don't know what I think about the whole thing. Here's what I thought pre update anyway Girl A- is teasing you talking about sucking dick and what not. I'd forget about her for the time being. By doing this it sounds like you'll only increase her willingness to sex by starving her of the attention she craves Girl B- sounds like a total death trap. I don't know how high mock rape is on your list of sexual fantasies. But it's not that high on mine. And considering how scandelous that town you're living in sounds, it really wouldn't suprise me if her daddy arrested you and you got 25 to life on it. Or atleast chased with a shotgun and pitchfork or something Girl C- sounds like the one to sex. clearly she's challenging you because she wants to sex you. I'm sure you already knew. If she catches feelings, well... I don't know... seems like pretty standard fare. The end. p.s. girl a, b, c , d (presuming there is one) and e sound like total hill billies. No offence.

man up buddy. I'm not sure why you're bothered about girl A. The two other sounds like they are ready to ...with yuk.

so I think I've going into the house of 6 despite what your all thinking. Talked to the girls again today and they were worried I'd not be feeling the randoms constantly going in and out of the place they were planning. They basically said, if you're feeling this way then its for a good reason. And it's true. At the moment I probably woulnd't like it. The reason the house of 6 is now more ok with me is because I'm moving into a seperate flat in the back of the house. After much arguing its been agreed. That one guy I don't like really got in my face about it though. I don't think we'll be getting on very well. (even though he seemed to be much nicer once he realised how argumentative I can be... people are retards) But fuck it. There's no lease to sign on this place either so if its really shit I can bounce. Seperate little flat ='s no boyfriends, no randoms, no real need to see any of my house mates alot if I don't want to. The only thing that's a downside is the fact I'll probably be bumping heads with this guy on the regular. Ce la vie.

30 dollars extra dun, If I could get rent in inner city sydney for around 30 dollars I'd battle off an army of boyfriends.

you'll have to excuse that horrible typing and spelling. It's 2.30 am here, I'm ready to snooze. Also the real dilemma is if all that stuff above plus the fact that the house has been picked (and the rent is cheaper and its an awesome house, though in a slightly shit location) make up for the shit I will have to put up with living with 6 different people? All of which I don't have much common ground with.

yeah but 2 nights a week for each girl ='s 4 nights a week. And they were talking about 2 nights plus. So if they both have these guys over three nights a week? Then that's one of two guys ( who might be cool or might not, but in either case definately not cool enough for me to feed and provide with shelter water and electricity on a regular basis) staying at my house 6 nights of a week. Also I know alot of people from the big house better, two of them in the house are couple. And its not a problem because all the other house mates are used to being around coupled up arse's from living with them in a dorm,(this might change? doesn't really seem the case) plus they will both pay rent. One of them has a b/f but she never really see's him and at any rate at least I know, and don't hate him completely (I don't overly like him either, but I'm used to having him around which I guess counts for something), another girl in the house has a long distance relationship. And the last guy I don't know about. Either way in such a big house I figure people will be more considerate of how much time and the type of shit they do with their b/f or g/f in the common part of their house. Because they are not just inconveniencing 1 person but they would be trying to cudle and have a quite movie night at the expense of 5 others. In that scenario I figure people are more likely just to take that shit to their rooms, in which case b/f's and g/f's are really less of a problem for me.

yeah...help.

quick update: The 6 person house has been signed for. So they are moving in regardless of what I do. I'm basically just making them pay extra rent until I figure out what I'm doing, which isn't the coolest thing on earth. At any rate, it turns out the 6 month lease signing on my part is no longer neccesary (sp?) which was a big issue for me. ( I'm not sure if I said it before but I distinctly felt like 6 ppl, locked together for 6 months ='s death trap...shit sounded like a reality tv show). Talked to the two girls today and a) the house /apartment market is fucked up atm. and b) they plan on having their boyfriends around and in the public part of the house alot by the sounds of things (2 nights a week was what one said. The other agreed. I said well between the two of you it sounds like their is always going to be someones boyfriend around. So now we're all confused. ) Also I get slight psycho vibes from one of them. Not like she's mean, but just that she's one of those people who's nice (and alittle insecure) and has been fucked around alot and as a result has turned into a ruthless "I won't be a victim ever again" kind of girl. I don't know they are both such potentially fucked up situations. My common sense is saying roll with the 6 bedroom, its going to be cheaper/less having to do stuff (many hands ='s light work) ,and at least its definate. But on the emo tip, I've spent a year and a half with these cats which has not all been fun, and my sense of adventure says go for total change, re-vamp your entire lifestyle.

the same thing happened with my friend when his mum walked in. He didn't sprain it though, he just said he heard a big SNAP! sound and it hurt for awhile. I did however read a vice issue where some dude broke his dick when missing on re-entry.Lots of blood and the surgery where the head was removed and sown back on was involved.

yeah... have fun.

almost thirty people have looked at this thing and no has had anything to say. So I'll just say have fun.

Haha, the thing is I'm really not. Going out with my high school friends is like taking a time warp back into an 80's neighbour's episode. This Australia day is by far the most typically Australian thing I've ever been subjected to.

Oh yeah and on the point of pissing completely out in the open. It happened alot today in Sydney. I was pissing at the oval and this middle aged lady was walking right in my direction. I was kind of trying to twist so my penis was out of her view while still keeping it out of view of all the randoms on the cricket pitch, but she'd just keep walking so she could see it. Then she finally realised I was standing there about three meters away with my cock hanging out. I said "um sorry" and she was like "Oh its ok. I just didn't see you there" and smiled. Then my friends yelled some stupid shit to her. All of this is way too retarded for someone to be doing at my age (21). I think I'm going to stop chilling with my old highschool friends on Public Holidays and birthdays (two weeks ago I went to flag cape guys bday and came home covered in sand I was picking it out of my ears for ages). Thus ends Australia Day.

Sanga's pronounced Sang-ghas. So you were pretty much on point. So i just got back from Australia day with my old crew from highschool. I got met at a train station by one of my friends dressed normally, and my closest mate in high school who was wearing nothing but his underwear and an australian flag tied around his neck like a cape. He then rambled something and poured beer all over his head. We then went back to another friends house where the barbie was meant to take place. Apparently they had been playing drinking games and drinking beer bongs while everyone chanted "faggot, faggot". (This is after I told them about something WhiteOx mentioned in another thread). Sanga's were eaten. Beer bongs were drunken. Then we all piled into the back of a ute with a garbage bin full of beer and ice to go to the local oval to play cricket. There were other, less rowdy, more civilised people at the oval already playing. Long story made shorter, we won the cricket-game but my man in the australian flag cape ended up getting retardedly violent and started throwing beer cans at the losers, one of the losers snapped (as he had the right to ) and tackled my friend, who's shoulder than dislocated (this is the fourth time that's happened to him). Having just quit Dr**s of all kinds he was excited about the various pain killers they pumped into his body and was over-acting to try and get more. I had to sit in the ambo with him while he faked foaming at the mouth and talked non sense for a few hours. They popped his shoulder back in. Then I got picked up in the back of the ute and went and drank more beer. Then I left. Thus ends Australia Day.

They really need a sarcasm emoticon. Update, If me and two of my friends go thirds in a kilo of shrimp it will be ten dollars each. ten dollars for fuck all shrimp or 3-4 dollars for all the slightly dodgy, but perfectly edible beef I can digest? (sausages..or "sanga's" ). I think I better go for the latter. This is probably why no shrimp is ever put on the barbie in this country.