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deTURTL

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  1. pawn or no pawn... hang that bitch by her filthy fucking clit... if it has one :five-o:
  2. motherfuckers would eat that shit anyway if it was for real :gaga:
  3. Gourmet frozen turtle meat from Eastern Market, no doubt. All about the greens.
  4. ..and then the cheap fucks tell the people to volunteer to clean up shit that the city should take care of!!! Population: 925,000 and dwindling. Try taking a ride on the woodward bus line or the crosstown or other busy route at prime time. Welcome to hell. Try taking the same bus on a school day in the morning or when class gets out. Yo, I'd rather walk. What's funny is that if all of a sudden lets say even 10 percent of the commuters with cars wanted to take the bus, you'd have a fucking crisis---but the worst was, one hot day, on the woodward bus filled with perhaps a hundred people, some dumb motherfucker busted off one of those sulphur fart bomb things. That shit was foul:mad: Oh well, we all know that the 2006 Super Bowl will save us.:rolleyes: Thank god these fucks are 'sprucing up' eastbound 94 from the airport, so that all these jackasses coming in for the game will have something nice to look at....clowns. And they can eat at johnny rockets, I heard they have one in Cancun and Detroit!!! Or maybe if were real lucky, that new hard rock cafe will open and pave the way for some other theme based restaraunts!!! Halle-fuckinluljah.. Oh well, what the fuck do we care--I'll just kick back and crank up the AC in my Lafayette yuppie loft with dreams of urban street cred dancing through my head. Nah, just kidding. I'm really jewish and live in Bloomfield Hills.
  5. Oh boy, maybe if this piece of shit computer would post fliks for me, I could share with you my photo collection of burnt out abandoned crack rental cars ditched the side of the street-no shit, I see a new one almost every day But you have to wonder about the stripped out abandoned boats on the side of the street, a Detroit original! This one on Mt. Elliot a while back, that shit ran for a whole year! Where was Mike Duggan:confused: He could start a campign for re-election, with a slogan like,"Mike Duggan was There" or some shit. And then there would be a picture of the homie Mike D. with a shovel cleaning up some illegal dump in an alley, or driving some hookers to rehab, and cleaning up some graffiti off the walls, or shuttin down some crackhouses, maybe on a backhoe tearin' down some old vacant house, and then at the end of the TV commercial he'd look at the camera and that shit would say, "Mike Duggan was There" ;)
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