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i'll play you dice for that shit... Quoted post [/b] last time i played dice was at work 3:00am and i was drunk. so no.

fuck banks, $9125.00 in the safe next to the shotgun.

i think the new star wars movies suck, but thats my opinion

guns "n" fucking roses

not very often.

i think the news said something about him trying to find god there or some shit.

man, i love women with curves

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the o.c sucks and beer helps everything.

you'll be alright. sometimes the body does some wierd shit.

stab her with a sharpened down toothbrush handle.

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fuck a stick, keep it thick but not too thick.

my friends roommate is going to be on there soon.

sig 228 9mm glock 17 9mm

well at least it made my girl laugh..................

A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prys off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says. everyone i know is crabby today, maybe we all need a good joke.

toronto is the shit. you can get hotdogs at 4:00am there.

i hear that

that wasn't very fun

take care man. i'm sure you'll be alright but watch your back though.

have you ever killed somebody? i hurt someones feelings once. - Robert De Niro (Ronin)

michael moore sucks, always bitching and shit. i wonder how long until someone starts busting my balls about this.

i realized that the world sucks