Jesus Potato

It's a sign that you're on the dick.

I am here, my son.

Fag.

Wait, fuck, it's the other way around.

Wherever you go, make sure you drink of my flesh and eat of my blood.

I ruined hip hop.

-Smiting the unholy -Unleashing plagues -Making blind women see again, then punching them in the tits -Yahtzee! -Fabricating delicate yet rustic wooden objects -Giving Bush shit advice on purpose just to see how ridiculous I can get -Forgiving sinners -Racing speedboats -Making my Pope puppet spaz every once in a while to keep people on their toes -Drooling on babies' heads -Cocaine

Fuck buddhism.