-Smiting the unholy
-Unleashing plagues
-Making blind women see again, then punching them in the tits
-Yahtzee!
-Fabricating delicate yet rustic wooden objects
-Giving Bush shit advice on purpose just to see how ridiculous I can get
-Forgiving sinners
-Racing speedboats
-Making my Pope puppet spaz every once in a while to keep people on their toes
-Drooling on babies' heads
-Cocaine