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i bet she doesn't look naked. there's probably some serious stretch marks under dem clothes

today fucking sucked. the i'm staying near the ocean and the wind and rain were terrible. power didn't go out though..

shit, you better burn the city down before the rains come sunday morning

goddamnit. but its fucking beautiful right now....

oh, holler at me when you get into town too, abc. dev has my number

this trip here put me up over the 200lb mark too

i know, i bet with the booze, drink, and laundry etc aisles only about 25 percent of any grocery store has actual food in it. trader joes is the exception though. that place is good.

haha, thats what i'm doing right now too abc. Everytime i'm in the store i try to get something new that we didn't have back home. mostly it involves mass amounts of crappy beer that i've never tried before or some weird energy drink. 4 giant cans of iced tea for a dollar out the door? Sold! 30 cans of beer for 9.99? You bet your ass i'm buying it!

I had a half empty, half flat 40 of mickeys and red hot cheetos for breakfast, but I followed that up with a nice pastrami with provolone on sourdough. the goodness of the second cancels out the nastiness of the first

Bryan Adams or Celine Dion? neither Corner Gas or Beachcombers? relic Trailer park Boys or Fubar? a friend from school grew up in the same trailer park that they're in. fubar is home. fubar Geese or Grizzlies? geezlies Maple syrup or brown sugar? both have their uses. Lacrosse or hockey? meh.. hockey Alanis Morrisette or Avril Lavigne-which ones sexier? alanis - she'll go down on you in a theater Alex Trebek or Michael J. Fox? Mike Linda Evangelista or Pamela Anderson? linda ice fishing or ice skating? fish skating.

speaking of iq dropping, i just bought a 30 pack of beer for 11.99.

i've found limiting my alcohol intake during tony hawk sessions greatly reduces the games difficulty

if you look good in them i'll forgive you "stop badgering the woman, can't you see she is sexy!?!"

am i the only one that is sick of the whole hipster look? those giant glasses only have me convinced you're trying to hide your lazy eye. just give me a nice looking girl with a pretty face, nice waist, and some hips i can hold on to and i'm a happy camper.

haha, maybe its the ocean air or something in the water, but i would consider this a true statement. i heart bay area girls

so the other night i fucked a midget and when i pulled out i had blood on my junk. savage.

smart girls with something to say

looks like me and you were walking the same trails yesterday, CACash

this valentines is going to be awesome. i'm going to go to my favorite bar in the mission, plant my ass on a stool, drink cheap beer and see what the cat drags in.

hahaha, thats awesome

wait... what?!? congrats!

the exact same thing happened to me. hours and hours were wasted. now, i really just do the same things: check myspace for messages, respond to email, and check 12oz for a few if theres nothing else to do. although i do need to step up my free music game again. the free stuff has been getting neglected. its all good though, i get so much other more important stuff done.

unless something drastic changes, i'm moving to sf come january. word.

re: flying cockroaches. hell yes they can fly. i'm sure i told this one before but here it is again. i was in the philippines a few years ago and had never seen a cockroach in my entire 22 years of life. being from canada and from a city that is covered in snow for 5 months a year, we didn't get many roaches kicking around, and obviously i didn't know they can fly. so anyway, its been a few weeks in the tropics, i got used to seeing roaches and lizards chilling everywhere, things were cool. i go to take a shit in this small little bathroom that is a concrete room just big enough to open the door turn around, drop trou and do your thing. i'm sitting there relaxing and thinking about the trip so far, looking at the trail of ants that are going up the wall to my right and this roach starts crawling up the door in front of me. I start watching it, looking at the antennae feel around and help mr roach up the door. i swear, as soon as i thought, "whats the big deal that everyone makes of roaches? they're not scary at all", that fucking thing jumped off the door, hit me right in the face and started buzzing around the tiny shithole. it was like that fucker could read my mind and was like, "oh you think so whiteboy?" i started freaking out, probably yelled like a little girl, and got out of there fast as possible just to see the family i was staying there laughing at me, while i'm just like "Holy shit! i didn't know those things could fly!" still, they ain't so scary. ;)