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  1. "I once told a woman I coined the phrase 'pardon my French'."
  2. I want an explanation on how the FUCK motherfuckers are constantly gettin up in someone's backseat and surprising them. 1. Why the fuck are you leaving your car unlocked? I lock my shit even when it is outside my house. 2. How the fuck do you not notice a human body, sitting up, looking sinister in your backseat? Is that some every day type shit or do you just have that new Avril Lavigne song on your mind THAT much? "Oh I thought he was just the life-size human replica I carry around for protection. Whoops!" Really? PAY ATTENTION!
  3. FACT: I wish there was something to notify there would be large pics of closeups of the meat curtains while I'm at work. FACT: allhiphop.com is probably one of the worst websites I've ever visited and perhaps 3 people on there know anything about music (that isn't complete shite) in general.
  4. depends, do you think it is more or less kosher than sarah silverman's snatch BUT with pork stuffed in it?
  5. i thought you were supposed to focus on hooker-beating in this game? "shit shit shit, i'm almost to the goal, almost to the goal, just hold up you piece of shit car, hold up piece of shit car... wait! [slams on cars brakes, gets out] these motherfuckers stole my piece! [gunfire] wasted!?! ahh bullshit, they stole my piece!" but i hope he gets them - gotta support the graff artist over the company, even if that company's sole purpose is advancing the cause of drugs sex and violence in the gaming world
  6. I've seen a lot of Godfather 2 type themes in the last few seasons of the Sopranos - mostly how Tony is becoming more withdrawn and essentially going to be trapped in a powerful position but at the cost of losing those he loves. Tony kinda differs from Michael because Michael was never out doin peyote and fucking strippers on the regular. Also with Tony's crew getting moped out he would really have to go end of Godfather I style and mope out the heads of the 5 fams. Whose to say Chase might not go some crazy route and show Tony when hes 60 or 70 years old, and the whole show is flashbacks of how he got to where he is (wherever that would be) now? I think all the shit with terrorism has to play in at some point. They showed him lookin at AJs screen with some al Qaeda shit - the FBI is all up his ass for info and Tony wanted to know what happened to them - etc. But who knows - they wasted a lot of time with some of these episodes. That ep with Junior and the Asian kid was fucking shit, and they wasted a whole episode on that... it'll probably end up being some bullshit ending, i'm keep expectations low
  7. Re: butt fuck a pile of bold greeks
  8. I had heard, in the 8 year gap between season 6 and this season, that Gandolfini wouldn't come back if Tony got killed or put in jail in the end... who knows if this is true... As for Paulie gettin the shitty face when Tone put the hit out on Leotardo, if you remember, Paulie was the one who ratted about Joe Pants' joke about "the 100 lb mole on Ginny Sack's ass" to the New York crew, and was sayin how Johnny Sack was the only one who called him (when Paulie was in jail, it was the season Joey Pants' got choked out by Tony). Could be Paulie is on some 2 faced shit for real... good call...
  9. Drink on sir... I believe anyone can drink for 24 straight if they put their mind to it.
  10. stupid shit you've seen, maybe... i don't believe you've done anything like this.
  11. cmon now, this thread title is completely and totally inaccurate. we all know that white people dont steal jobs because their only job is exploiting minorities in substandard workplaces while paying them next to nothing and reaping all the profits for themselves. get it together people!
  12. 82

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  13. This movie was one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen. Been into Spider-man since I was kid and used to try and draw panels out of the comics when McFarlane was doing them. so maybe thats why im biased... there will be SPOILERS BELOW, MAD SPOILERS SON! so read at your own risk: this movie is such a piece of fucking shit it was unbelievable. it had so much potential and fell flat on its fuckin face. everyone has mentioned emo peter parker - fuckin a. he gets dressed up in tight black clothes, and to show off how "good" hes feeling, he dances down the street doin the "point-shoot" move with his fingers at a bunch of chicks [one side note: a great thing they did carry over from the spidey 2 was a ton of hot chicks as extras]. absolutely sucked. and when he wasnt being emo he was over the top goofy. just ACT NORMAL you stupid fuck tobey mcfuckface, i shouldnt be thinking "wow this is a shitty job acting", you should be acting relateable to the audience fucko. now on to the rest. let me say, in total, the only thing this movie has to do with the comics is the name of the characters and how they look (even though they manage to fuck that up at the end). thats it. they should have had a disclaimer: "this movie in no way resembles the comic it was based on. any names or characters that are similar are completely coincidental". sandman - barely fucking spoke and when he did, it was mostly "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraAahhh!" not to mention he cant fuckin fly. not to mention i was waiting for brendan fraiser to pop in cause i thought i was watching the mummy with all the flying sand and other stupid bullshit. and the whole time hes supposed to feel regretful for doin bad shit, yet he ends up riskin more and more peoples lives, including MJ's at the end. this is me making a movie that has common sense! venom - one of the most badass characters, they have a complete pussy play it, and he gets probably 30 minutes of screen time. eddie brock is supposed to be jacked from the getgo, or at least starts liftin mad weights to get big after parker fucks his shit up. in this it goes from eric foreman to joey porter in no time. and then he dies, i guess? who cares. i wish i could throw a pumpkin bomb at the people who okayed this piece of shit flick. green goblin - i didnt know that a head wound means you can only smile and eat ice cream. if he was constantly on pain meds that makes sense, but there wasnt even any wooziness. if nothin else they should have dedicated a movie to the whole thing of peter and harry goin back and forth - such a great story in the comics, it was 2 friends who had to fight each other, harry goin crazy, etc. instead they make him and spiderman team up on some riggs and murtagh shit at the end of the flick, so fucking buddy flick formulaic, and of course he gets killed saving spidey - boo fuckin hoo. the whole ending to this movie should have been billed as "spider-man: now fighting crime with tears." its like the bottom part of this movie was a race to see whose upper lip could quiver the fastest. and then sandman: "oh it was an accident about your uncle", spider: "oh sandman i forgive you!" i was waiting for peter to ask sandman to make his fist into a sand dildo and shove it up his spider cooch. the ending was complete tripe - a horrid piece of shit that no one should be proud to be a part of. and most of the movie was all internal conflict and peter acting either like a goofy asshat or an emo fag, and neither worked well. i understand parts of the comics cant work for movies and you are tryin to appeal commercially - but go with the venom/alien suit thing as the movie on its own or dont. the comics have great stories that are well thought out and make sense. they have themes people can relate to. you dont completely have to fuck everything up and change shit around and try and cram in extra villians. just stick to what worked. if i see sam raimi out in the street, i am whuppin the living shit out of him for 2 and 1/2 hours. and thatll make me feel a lot better. also, the camera was out of focus for about 15-30 minutes so i got a free ticket to any other movie i want. i can guarantee you this - it wont be a marvel movie. marvel movies have blown fuckin dick so far. spider man 1 and 2 were pretty good, 3 was past shit. xmen 1 was ok, 2 was kinda decent, 3 was the absolute biggest piece of shit ive ever seen along with this. the next comic flick ill see will prolly be iron man, and then ill download the rest. final words: dont go see this piece of shit in the theater. certainly dont pay to see it if you do want to watch it. and keep your expectations low.
  14. As a wise man once told me: "Pussy is undefeated."
  15. to everyone sayin take her job, its 2 different jobs (mine and hers). i dont want to take her job. im at the top of what would be the design ladder at this company. she does no design in her job (shes more of a manager). and the ceo also founded/started the co.
  16. yeah ive spoken to a couple friends on the phone and theyve said the same thing (have some other shit lined up). ahhh, decisions decisions....
  17. so i've been at this job for a little under a year now. originally there was only one position for graphic designer - and i didnt get it, someone else did. they did end up hiring me as well cause they didnt want to miss out on me, supposedly. but then it turned out dude really wasnt who he said he was in terms of experience and such, so they gave it to me. but that second position was less money and i never got reupped. the job has had its ups and downs - downs being dressin in the monkey suit, its me an one other person in my creative dept, and the whole 9-5 deal. we had another person but she got let go and i had taken over some of her duties - but without any sort of credit (financial or personal). but i am the only graphic designer so i get all the work which is nice. and i get to decide the direction of stuff. so anyway, now my boss is leaving. she apparently got into it wit the ceo this mornin and so she is leaving. talkin to her, she brought up some good points - the ceo isnt never appreciative of the good work we do and always harps on the bad; hes very napoleonesque in his approach to things. he apparently blamed her for a lot of stuff, and i kind of feel like i owe her considering she helped to get me hired and opened up this second position for me. if dude thinks the dept wasnt performin up to standards, even though she said it was all on her, i still think its kinda on me too - right? even if the shit wasnt bad and that was just his feeling. so now, do i walk? honestly i get the feelin the ceo really doesnt care for me. i may get fired anyway so they can "start fresh", but do i just go ahead and bounce? this job is fulfilling in the fact that i get money to live from it but not in any sort of artistic sense. i know this is a somewhat banal problem, but any suggestions from the 12oz commune?
  18. I noticed that he didn't talk like he does on the TV shows and movies. He always talks with that breathy, Jack Palance-esque type voice: "Heyyyy, kiiiiiidd.... I'm, (inhales deeply), sick and tired of you fucking around, AH. I (even deeper inhale) am getting upsssset, why do you want to be a little, SSSSSS, pig?" and so on
  19. Man I was gonna chill on this thread but we gotta hold on and dead some shit real quick. Let me say that before I saw this article on Prison Planet, I lent that site some sort of credence, and thought that some of the shit sounded reasonable, but let me tell ya'll somethin: If I ever see this little cocksmoker Paul Joseph Watson, I will smack the taste out of his mouth so hard that MERO is gonna sit up in his room - shit is gonna be like the psychic blasts the kid Danny is givin ol boy in "The Shining". I realize now these people will take any incident and turn it into some stupid fucking conspiracy. Like people have already commented about in this thread, the last name on the uniform doesn't even match up. Ya'll really must've only seen one asian in your fucking lives if you think that's the same person in those ROTC pictures. And speaking of ROTC, last time I checked when I was on campus, you had to salute higher officers, you had to respond to commands. So this cat won't even talk when someone asks his name, or would say "Question Mark", but he won't mind some fuckin dude yellin at him about push-ups? FUCKING THINK EVERYBODY! Goin back to the conspiracy - so the exercise of this was what? The government brainwashed him to see if he could kill - is that it? That's the explanation? The gov't did it to do it. Wow what a fucking genius theory. Or let me guess - one of the kids he shot was on to some gov't secret and this was the way the gov't decided to get rid of him so the story would be buried. Again, PrisonPlanet - get fucked. Whoever said it before was right - this cat was nothing but a little fuckin pussy, someone who felt the world slighted him for whatever reason. He sat around and just worked up his own little mental fantasy that the world was against him. People reached out to him, seemingly constantly, and he never responded. Don't sit here and give this motherfucker this sort of cult/idol status. He wasn't some sort of CIA agent. In his dreams, maybe, but certainly not in reality. He was a little fuckin crybaby and not mentioning him is the best revenge. He doesn't deserve the airtime, the coverage, or any of this other bullshit that we are devoting. And sheRock, shit has been straight so far in this thread but I hope you posted that as a fucking joke. Also, I never saw any mention of ROTC in that WashPost article. But if you posted this shit seriously, well, fuck you too then. That's all - its motherfuckin Hokie Hope day, & it's 420, I'ma do my time at work and then blaze some for the fallen. thanks for comin out
  20. Re: VIRGINIA TECH MASSACRE A couple of thoughts: RIP to everyone of course, but special shouts to Professor Liviu Librescu - man is a fucking hero, for real... A friend of mine hit me up this mornin before work an we were talking on IM - he thought the media replaying this shit constantly is gonna encourage copycats... I know this: replaying this shit every 10 min is exactly what we SHOULDN'T be doing. Paula Zahn or Wolf Blitzer or whoever the fuck shoulda said when it got released, "Look, we are playin this shit, ONCE, at 8 pm. Then we will not replay it until 9 pm, where we will play it once again. Then you get your last chance to see it at 10 pm until we replay it tomorrow morning. You know why folks? Cause for once we took the fuckin hairspray off our brain and realized replaying this shit gives this sick little bastard a forum he doesn't deserve, but we also feel it is news. So we are gonna play it, but it'll be limited play, and if you are really pressed on seeing it, DVR it or hop on the internet or whatever the fuck." At least the students got it right: "Editor’s Note: This is one of the final articles planetblacksburg.com will publish in regards to Cho Seung-Hui. He has dishonored the special community that is Virginia Tech. After Wednesday, April 18, 2007, his name will not be mentioned again by this student media organization." src: planetblacksburg.com I really wanna know what the fuck happened to this kid when he was younger, this shit doesn't just happen overnight. Unless I missed it, all those pics DON'T have him with the words "Ismail Ax" written on his arm.... Went to Hooters last nite wit 3 buddies and we all went to Tech... my roomate made a great point. So apparently when this kid went into the classrooms, he'd cap the teacher and then start going person by person in the front row... and who usually sits at the front row? The smartest, the brightest, the most willing to participate [it may be stereotypical but in my experience it has been mostly true] - so IMO this makes things even worse.... That's all for now I guess... hokie hope is tomorrow, meaning everyone in the nation is encouraged to wear orange and/or maroon... RIP to the fallen we are virginia tech
  21. Re: VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING crazy, fuckin jin (yeah like the asian rapper dude that was signed to ruff ryders a few years ago) did a tribute song to VA tech, it is on his myspace: http://www.myspace.com/therealjin
  22. Re: VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING true, hope things are getting better. this ron paul article; what a fucking retarded idea, jesus some people are so fucking stupid. say that during what went on monday, there were 3 people in the building (other than the gunman) who had guns. so let's take a look at what could happen: PROS 1. one of the 3 people with a gun shoots the gun man, rendering him unable to keep shooting and stops him from killing people 2. one of the 3 people with a gun shoots the gun man and kills him now let's look at the other side boys and girls: CONS 1. one of the 3 with a gun tries to shoot the gunman; they (the person with the gun) gets killed, adding to death toll 2. while trying to shoot the gunman, other innocent people get shot 3. gunman shoots one of our 3 "armed good guys" and now has another gun with a full clip to let off 4. gunman shoots and injures one of 3 shooters, and "good" shooter tries to take out gunman but ends up missing and killing innocent people 5. one of our 3 (let's call him A) accidentally shoots another one of our 3 (call him B) because A thinks B is the crazy gunman that is on the loose 6. using the same methodology as above, A thinks B & C are in cahoots; then A shoots B & C (thinking they are gunmen working in collusion) but not before A is shot by B or C motherfuckers are gonna take this too far. i do not agree with completely taking away guns from everyone. that's stupid. people commit DUIs all the time; it is because they are irresponsible wit they alcohol intake. it doesn't mean that we should take away alcohol and cars from everyone; it means take them away from those who can't handle em. there are plenty of cats who are responsible wit a strap, and random assholes like this shouldn't force others to give up the guns.
  23. Re: VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING A possible explanation of "Ismail Ax": http://crimeblog.us/?p=370
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