When ebay was first getting huge I was working with this comic/baseball card store to move some shit online and get a little on the side. Anyways, I would go in once or twice a week to meet with the owner, but there was always this colossal 30 year old nerd working the register, just like in Simpsons or whatever. i later found out that he was paid to work full time with just packs of baseball cards... scary. He lived in a self storage unit with piles of trading cards and a few clothes.