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YOOOOO WHAAAAAAT?! LOL NIGGA THATS LIKE ICE CUBE AT A CHESS TOURNAMENT...WHAAAAAT?! NIGGA YOU JUST BUGGED ME OUT. BIGTIME. -MMEERROOEE

IM GOING TO ASSUME THOSE LINKS ARE PICS OF NIGGAS HAVING RINGS IN THEIR DICKS. THAT SHIT IS RIDICULOUS NIGGA. WHY DO YOU NEED METAL IN YOUR DICK? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO AT THE AIRPORT? "YO MY BAD MY DICK IS RINGIN OFF, ITS NOT A GUN OR NOTHING, JUST MY COCK." WOW NIGGA. -MEROES

OH SHIT NIGGA WOW. I CANT EVEN MAKE FUN OF THIS SHIT. ITS LIKE SENSORY HATE OVERLOAD. AHHHHHHHHHHH *HEAD EXPLODES* ON SOME REAL SHIT, THAT SUSPENSION SHIT IS MAD CORNY. THAT "BITCHES AINT SHIT" TATTOO IS FUCKING GANGSTA BUT GOOD LUCK GETTING PUSSY WITH THAT SHIT NIGGA. HA! THE GLASSES IS RETARDED, THAT BITCH WITH A PENCIL THROUGH HER NOSE WOULD GET DEAD KICKED IN THE FACE. EARLY. -MEROESSS :innocent:

I WAS BROUGHT UP IN HARLEM AND THE BRONX. I DONT KNOW WHAT GIRL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, UNLESS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY P.I.C ECHO, I KNOW HER IN REAL LIFE AND SHE'S FAR FROM A JOCK. XZIBIT IS A FUNNY ASS NIGGA, HE SLAYS ALL THE NIGGAS ON THE SHOW WITH LITTLE COMMENTS LIKE SEEKS POINTED OUT, MY FAVORITE WAS WHEN DUDE TRIED TO HUG HIM AND HE WAS LIKE "YOOOO YOOOO, HOLD UP MONEY" -MEROE MLBC RAW TALENT

DAMN NIGGA. THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD SWALLOW MORE BABIES IS IF YOU ATE AN ORPHANAGE NIGGA. CAN YOU PLEASE WAIT FOR MY DICK TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP THEN GET THE FUCK OFF? -MEROES

YO I SEEN THAT LIKE 2 HOURS AGO AND COULDNT STOP LAUGHING B, I DIDNT KNOW THE NIGGAS FROM RAMSTEIN WROTE GRAF, THOSE NIGGAS ARE MAD AS FUCK, AND NOT FOR NOTHING BUT I DONT ASSOCIATE GRAF WITH GERMAN TAE BO AND FAKE AK47S. -MEROEGOD RACKIN TEAM

MY SON ON RIGHT NOW IS UDDDDD ASIAN AND UDDDDDD NERDY...WOOOOOOWWWWW. ON A SIDE NOTE WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CAM'RONS NEW ALBUM? I KINDA LIKE IT, I LIKE "DOWN AND OUT" SHIT IS DARE I SAY "CRACK" -MERRRRROE

I NEED A DOWN ASS GIRLFRIEND. AS GAY AS IT SOUNDS IM FEELING ONE OF MY HOMEGIRLS BUT I DUNNO IF SHE KNOWS BUT WHATEVER IMA TELL HER AND THEN BLUSH AND GIGGLE LIKE A HERB. I NEED NIGGAS TO PIMP MY RIDE. WORD TO ALLAH. -JOEY D. MEROE

TRIZNAIIIIINNNNNNN.

AFRICA IS WACK ANYWAY NIGGA, THOSE NIGGAS DON'T EVEN HAVE DUST OVER THERE. -MEROE

"PCP is often applied to a leafy material such as mint" MY FAVORITE. -MR. MEROE

THERES A GAY RAPPER. THAT NIGGA IS FUNNY. HE SOUNDS LIKE LIL KIM ALL HE RAPS ABOUT IS GIVING NIGGAS BRAINIAC AND GETTING HIS BATI PLUGGED. NO HOMO. I GUESS I SHOULD ASK A QUESTION...SO HERE GOES, WHATS THE GAYEST THING YOU EVER DID? (PAUSE: ON) -MEROES

HELLO. HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? YO THIS NIGGA BAM MARGERA IS A FUCKING HERB ASS NERD B. I WATCH THIS NIGGAS SHOW AND I GET MAD BECAUSE HE DOES SHIT I WANNA DO BUT I CANT FOR TWO REASONS 1)IM NOT RICH AND 2)IM NOT WHITE IF I STARTED WILDIN OUT IN THE MALL OF AMERICA AND BREAKING SHIT AND FUCKING SHIT UP, NIGGAS WOULD DESCEND ON ME FROM ALL ANGLES AND TAZE ME AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AND IF I TRIED TO GIVE NIGGAS MY I.D I'D GET SHOT. WORD UP. BUT THIS NIGGA DOES IT AND SECURITY IS LIKE "YO YOU'RE THE MAN!" AS FAR AS ME HAVING MY OWN TV SHOW, HOW WOULD I GO ABOUT DOING THAT? I HAVENT BEEN ON THIS SHIT IN A WHILE. IM ALSO TRYING TO GET A JOB THATS NOT CORNY. SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB. I KNOW ALL YOU NIGGAS ARE INTO ALL KINDS OF SHIT AND I MAKE YOU NIGGAS LAUGH ALL DAY SO HOW ABOUT YOU NIGGAS HOOK ME UP WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN JOB. I THINK THE NIGGAS FROM THE CLIPSE WRITE PHARELLS RHYMES. I THINK I MIGHT STOP SMOKING DUST, I SMOKED 3 L'S OF STRAIGHT LEAK THE OTHER DAY AND NOTHING HAPPENED, EXCEPT I WAS MAD I SMOKED MAD DUST AND DIDNT GET HIGH. IS IT JUST ME OR ARE MAD NIGGAS IN "BANDS" NOW? 85% OF THE NIGGAS I KNOW FROM HIGHSCHOOL ARE IN "BANDS" NOW...WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA? YOU USED TO BE IN MY SPANISH CLASS AND THINK I WAS CRAZY CUZ I ATE ACID AND DRANK BEER AT 9AM AND NOW YOU DO LINES AND SCREAM "FUCK GOD!" ON STAGE EVERY NIGHT. MICHAEL KEATON WAS THE BEST BATMAN, HANDS DOWN. -MEROE DOG MLBTEAMSTA.

NIGGAS KNOW...AF2'S ALL DAY MEROE GIMME 2PURR

MAN FORGET ABOUT ME, I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU, BREASTFEEDING FROM MY GRANDMOTHER UNTIL I WAS 18...THAT SHIT IS REAL GANGSTA LIFE RIGHT THERE NIGGA, GIVE YOURSELF A HI FIVE IN THE MIRROR UNTIL IT BREAKS AND KILLS YOU, YOU FUCKING TWAT. MEROE. MLBTEAM CONTINUE TO SHUTUP

NIGGA THAT RIGHT THERE IS "SKI FREE" THE ILLEST COMPUTER GAME EVER, YOU HAVE TO JUMP OFF RAMPS AND DO TRICKS AND SHIT WHILE AVOIDING SNOWMEN, TREES, POTHEAD SNOWBOARDERS, AND HERBS WHO CANT SKI...I THINK THAT WAS IT, THAT SHIT WAS HOT, I USED TO SMOKE WEED AND PLAY THAT SHIT WHEN I WAS LIKE 13. MEROE

http://a.abc.com/primetime/whoselineisitanyway/images/gallery/wayne_props.jpg'> IS WAYNE BRADY GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?! MEROEKILLS

THESE NIGGAS ARE GETTING DOWN TO MR. VEGAS-"PULL UP" M E R O E. MLBRTINC

UD REAL http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/kickasspogostick/kickasspogo.jpg'> :crazy:

NIGGA SAID "TRANNY WHORES" YO SON THAT IS GROSS, AND THE NIGGA IS TALKING TO LITTLE KIDS ALL DAY AT THE Y...NO HOMO.

WOW. "UD HOMO" DOESN'T SUFFICE MEROES$S RIPNELSON

ASSHOLE = BEST DRINKING GAME EVER. HIFIVE.

THUGS WE PLAY THE LASER GAME "RAISE AND AIM, READ YOU STUPID NIGGAS LIKE IM FRASIER CRANE" MEROE MLBRT

cees went on a lil spree last summer, ave too.

no homo!