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THATS MORE ACCUARATE THAN "ASHTON KUTCHER" FOR REAL. I GOT GOLD FRONTS. ASSHOLE KUTCHER DONT GOT GOLD FRONTS. MEROE MLBTEAM THE FUCK NIGGA?

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE DEAD PUNCHING NIGGAS IN THE FUCKING FACE. DAMN. FOR REAL, BEND YOUR GUMS IN AND SHIT. -SEOREM

YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP HOMEBOY, IT AINT LIKE THAT, NOT AT ALL, I DONT WEAR TRUCKER HATS NIGGA AND IM NOT A FUCKING HERB. CALM DOWN WITH YOUR "ON THE LOW" JABS NIGGA, I'M UP. I AINT A FUCKING RETARD NIGGA. WATCH YOUR SHIT. -MEROOOO

where have you been for the last few years? Quoted post I BEEN IN THE FUCKING BRONX NIGGA. WHERE YOU BEEN? MEROKILLS Quoted post well, aren't YOU easy to wind up.... :bday: Quoted post FOR REAL, BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU BOO ;) EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT LIKE PENIS. -MEROE LOVE HOLLA @ ME.

where have you been for the last few years? Quoted post I BEEN IN THE FUCKING BRONX NIGGA. WHERE YOU BEEN? MEROKILLS

YOOOOO WHAAAAAAT?! LOL NIGGA THATS LIKE ICE CUBE AT A CHESS TOURNAMENT...WHAAAAAT?! NIGGA YOU JUST BUGGED ME OUT. BIGTIME. -MMEERROOEE

IM GOING TO ASSUME THOSE LINKS ARE PICS OF NIGGAS HAVING RINGS IN THEIR DICKS. THAT SHIT IS RIDICULOUS NIGGA. WHY DO YOU NEED METAL IN YOUR DICK? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO AT THE AIRPORT? "YO MY BAD MY DICK IS RINGIN OFF, ITS NOT A GUN OR NOTHING, JUST MY COCK." WOW NIGGA. -MEROES

OH SHIT NIGGA WOW. I CANT EVEN MAKE FUN OF THIS SHIT. ITS LIKE SENSORY HATE OVERLOAD. AHHHHHHHHHHH *HEAD EXPLODES* ON SOME REAL SHIT, THAT SUSPENSION SHIT IS MAD CORNY. THAT "BITCHES AINT SHIT" TATTOO IS FUCKING GANGSTA BUT GOOD LUCK GETTING PUSSY WITH THAT SHIT NIGGA. HA! THE GLASSES IS RETARDED, THAT BITCH WITH A PENCIL THROUGH HER NOSE WOULD GET DEAD KICKED IN THE FACE. EARLY. -MEROESSS :innocent:

I WAS BROUGHT UP IN HARLEM AND THE BRONX. I DONT KNOW WHAT GIRL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, UNLESS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY P.I.C ECHO, I KNOW HER IN REAL LIFE AND SHE'S FAR FROM A JOCK. XZIBIT IS A FUNNY ASS NIGGA, HE SLAYS ALL THE NIGGAS ON THE SHOW WITH LITTLE COMMENTS LIKE SEEKS POINTED OUT, MY FAVORITE WAS WHEN DUDE TRIED TO HUG HIM AND HE WAS LIKE "YOOOO YOOOO, HOLD UP MONEY" -MEROE MLBC RAW TALENT

DAMN NIGGA. THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD SWALLOW MORE BABIES IS IF YOU ATE AN ORPHANAGE NIGGA. CAN YOU PLEASE WAIT FOR MY DICK TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP THEN GET THE FUCK OFF? -MEROES

AYYO HOW DID THIS NIGGA MAKE THE WEEKLY REPORT SHIT BY BASICALLY BEING ME SANS FUNNY ANALOGIES...AND IF MONEY AND ME ARE BATMAN AND ROBIN THEN IM BATMAN NIGGA. BELEEDAT. LIL JON LIVE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING JUMPOFF NIGGA. WHOOOOAAAA! -MEROE I MADE YOU SON

YO I SEEN THAT LIKE 2 HOURS AGO AND COULDNT STOP LAUGHING B, I DIDNT KNOW THE NIGGAS FROM RAMSTEIN WROTE GRAF, THOSE NIGGAS ARE MAD AS FUCK, AND NOT FOR NOTHING BUT I DONT ASSOCIATE GRAF WITH GERMAN TAE BO AND FAKE AK47S. -MEROEGOD RACKIN TEAM

MY SON ON RIGHT NOW IS UDDDDD ASIAN AND UDDDDDD NERDY...WOOOOOOWWWWW. ON A SIDE NOTE WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CAM'RONS NEW ALBUM? I KINDA LIKE IT, I LIKE "DOWN AND OUT" SHIT IS DARE I SAY "CRACK" -MERRRRROE

I NEED A DOWN ASS GIRLFRIEND. AS GAY AS IT SOUNDS IM FEELING ONE OF MY HOMEGIRLS BUT I DUNNO IF SHE KNOWS BUT WHATEVER IMA TELL HER AND THEN BLUSH AND GIGGLE LIKE A HERB. I NEED NIGGAS TO PIMP MY RIDE. WORD TO ALLAH. -JOEY D. MEROE

TRIZNAIIIIINNNNNNN.

AFRICA IS WACK ANYWAY NIGGA, THOSE NIGGAS DON'T EVEN HAVE DUST OVER THERE. -MEROE

"PCP is often applied to a leafy material such as mint" MY FAVORITE. -MR. MEROE

THERES A GAY RAPPER. THAT NIGGA IS FUNNY. HE SOUNDS LIKE LIL KIM ALL HE RAPS ABOUT IS GIVING NIGGAS BRAINIAC AND GETTING HIS BATI PLUGGED. NO HOMO. I GUESS I SHOULD ASK A QUESTION...SO HERE GOES, WHATS THE GAYEST THING YOU EVER DID? (PAUSE: ON) -MEROES

HELLO. HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? YO THIS NIGGA BAM MARGERA IS A FUCKING HERB ASS NERD B. I WATCH THIS NIGGAS SHOW AND I GET MAD BECAUSE HE DOES SHIT I WANNA DO BUT I CANT FOR TWO REASONS 1)IM NOT RICH AND 2)IM NOT WHITE IF I STARTED WILDIN OUT IN THE MALL OF AMERICA AND BREAKING SHIT AND FUCKING SHIT UP, NIGGAS WOULD DESCEND ON ME FROM ALL ANGLES AND TAZE ME AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AND IF I TRIED TO GIVE NIGGAS MY I.D I'D GET SHOT. WORD UP. BUT THIS NIGGA DOES IT AND SECURITY IS LIKE "YO YOU'RE THE MAN!" AS FAR AS ME HAVING MY OWN TV SHOW, HOW WOULD I GO ABOUT DOING THAT? I HAVENT BEEN ON THIS SHIT IN A WHILE. IM ALSO TRYING TO GET A JOB THATS NOT CORNY. SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB. I KNOW ALL YOU NIGGAS ARE INTO ALL KINDS OF SHIT AND I MAKE YOU NIGGAS LAUGH ALL DAY SO HOW ABOUT YOU NIGGAS HOOK ME UP WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN JOB. I THINK THE NIGGAS FROM THE CLIPSE WRITE PHARELLS RHYMES. I THINK I MIGHT STOP SMOKING DUST, I SMOKED 3 L'S OF STRAIGHT LEAK THE OTHER DAY AND NOTHING HAPPENED, EXCEPT I WAS MAD I SMOKED MAD DUST AND DIDNT GET HIGH. IS IT JUST ME OR ARE MAD NIGGAS IN "BANDS" NOW? 85% OF THE NIGGAS I KNOW FROM HIGHSCHOOL ARE IN "BANDS" NOW...WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA? YOU USED TO BE IN MY SPANISH CLASS AND THINK I WAS CRAZY CUZ I ATE ACID AND DRANK BEER AT 9AM AND NOW YOU DO LINES AND SCREAM "FUCK GOD!" ON STAGE EVERY NIGHT. MICHAEL KEATON WAS THE BEST BATMAN, HANDS DOWN. -MEROE DOG MLBTEAMSTA.

"THE ONLY WAY TO DIE IS IF YOU DRINK MY SPEEERRMMM THE OTHER WAY TO DIE IS EAT A CANNA WOOOOORRMMSS" THAT NIGGA WAS THE MAN B, I SEEN THIS SHIT A WHILE AGO, I WAS HOPING IT WAS BULLSHIT BUT APPARENTLY NOT. I HOPE WU GOES EXTRA HARD NOW TO REPRESENT FOR ASON. R.I.P MY NIGGA!!! M E R O E

WILL EVERYONE WITH G MONEY IN THEIR BANK ACCOUNT PLEASE WRITE THEIR PIN NUMBERS ON A PIECE OF 8 1/2x11 PAPER WITH A BLACK MARKER, HANG IT ON THE BACK OF YOUR FRONT DOOR, AND PROMPTLY EMAIL ME THEIR ADDRESS. THANK YOU. M E R O E. MLBTEAM.

MY NIGGA 26 ALREADY SOLVED THE PHOTO SHOP PROBLEM BUT YO...IM GLAD I AM APPRECIATED ON HERE. YEAH SEEK YOUR RIGHT, THE ONLY TIME I TAKE A PLANE IS TO D.R AND THATS ONCE EVERY CENTURY, GOING TO CHINATOWN TO ME IS THE SAME THING AS GOING TO CHINA, EXCEPT THERES MORE GUCCI FRAMES. IM GONNA GO PICK UP A 17 YEAR OLD BAD BITCH FROM SCHOOL, YOU NIGGAS HOLLA AT ME. M E R O E UD BEERS

IF THAT "PM" BUTTON STOOD FOR "PUNCH MUTHAFUCKAS" I WOULD PRESS IT MAD MUCH MORE. FORREALFORREAL. M E R O E ON FIYUH

A-RABS BE BLOWING PLANES UP AND SHIT. AYYO AHMED GIMME 2 LOOSIES. SERIOUSLY YO I AM BORED, OH SHIT ALSO IF ANY OF YOU NIGGAS ARE GOOD AT PHOTOSHOP HOLLA AT ME, I NEED SOME HELP "JOEYMLLLLONS" ON THE AIM. WORD DUN. M E R O E. RT SMOKE DUST*

THAT RANDY NIGGA MUST WORK AT A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY AND LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT CUZ THAT SHIT WOULD NEVER EVER EVER WORK IN REAL LIFE, UNLESS YOUR AT A "RETARD FAT UGLY AMPUTEE S&M SINGLES MIXER" FUCK THAT SHIT NIGGA, YOU GOTTA BE SLICK WITH BITCHES, BE FUNNY AND SHIT, BITCHES LOVE THAT, ON THE TOPIC OF BABY VOICES, NIGGA I DONT EVEN DO BABY VOICES WITH MY SEEDS NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT GONNA GET ALL "HEY BOOBIE I WUB YOU" WITH A BITCH, HELL NAH...I START A MOSH PIT AT CHURCH NIGGA, SEE ME. M E R O E FOREVER I <3 THE BRONX