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  1. ADDENDUM: BITCHES ALWAYS WANT A NIGGA TO EAT THE BOX AND 90% OF THE TIME UNLESS YOU'RE FRESH OUT THE SHOWER THAT SHIT SMELLS LIKE CHEEZITS...DONT FRONT. EVEN IF THE OUTSIDE DONT SMELL YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE IN THAT SHIT AND YOU COME INTO CONTACT WITH A PART OF THE VAGINA THAT TASTES LIKE HOT OLD YOGURT. FUCK THAT MY ROYAL PENIS IS CLEAN. ME RO ES MLB TEAM
  2. DAMN SON YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD. ARE YOU A GUY? MEROES DUSTED
  3. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: JOHN KERRY IS A FLAMING PUSSY SCARED OF TERRORISM? NO. WORRIED ABOUT IT BECAUSE BUSH IS STICKING HIS NOSE WHERE IT DONT BELONG?, YES. AND WHAT I MEAN BY "THERE IS NO WAR ON TERROR" IS THAT BUSH MIGHT AS WELL INVADE ICELAND AND LOOK FOR WMD'S...IF ALL THESE NIGGAS THAT ARE BLOWING SHIT UP ARE COMING OUT OF SAUDI ARABIA WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING EVERYWHERE BUT SAUDI ARABIA? THATS LIKE ME GOING TO TEXAS TO TAKE OUT COPE FILLINS...THAT SHIT DOESNT MAKE SENSE, GO WHERE THE PROBLEM IS COMING FROM IF YOU'RE GONNA PUT SOLDIERS LIVES AT RISK ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING THE NIGGA DIDNT ACCOMPLISH SHIT BY BAGGING HUSSEIN, AND NOBODY LIKES US DOWN THERE ANYWAY...THE NIGGA IS JUST USING THIS SHIT AS A FRONT TO PICK UP WHERE DADDY LEFT OFF AND CONTROL THE OIL THAT MADE HIS FAMILY RICH, REALIZE THAT. FUCK BUSH. MEROE.
  4. Re: Re: Re: JOHN KERRY IS A FLAMING PUSSY THIS WHOLE WAR IS BASED ON FINANCIAL SHIT. THERE IS NO "WAR ON TERROR" BUSH IS A FRONTIN ASS NIGGA. AND WHAT PROBLEMS HAS THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HELPED PERPETUATE OVER THE LAST 30 YEARS? ARE YOU MAKING SHIT UP AND THEN USING WORDS LIKE "PERPETUATE" TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOU GOT YOUR INFO FROM THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS? NIGGA LEMME TELL YOU THIS, NEVER ONCE WAS I SCARED ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN CLINTON WAS IN OFFICE, AND NOW THAT BUSH IS PLAYING PRESIDENT I ACTUALLY WORRY...AM I GONNA GET BLOWN UP TOMMOROW AT WORK? IS MY MOMS PLANE GONNA CRASH AND BURN? CAN I DRINK MY FUCKIN WATER? CAN I RIDE THE 6 WITHOUT THE SHIT EXPLODING AND KILLING ME? EVERY COUNTRY HAS ITS DOWNFALL AT SOME POINT, AND WITH BUSH CONTINUOUSLY PISSING EVERYONE OFF (EVEN NIGGAS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COOL WITH US) HE'S SPEEDING UP THE PROCESS...IM SORRY I DONT SOUND LIKE CHRIS MATTHEWS NIGGA BUT IM TELLING YOU HOW I SEE IT. IM VOTING KERRY CUZ KERRY IS NOT BUSH, NOT CUZ KERRY IS KERRY. ITS LIKE CHOOSING TO HAVE A PAPERCUT OR AMPUTATE YOUR LEG. DR. MEROE PhD I SHOULD RUN..
  5. WORD THAT LITTLE NIGGA IS GANGSTA, JOE BUDDEN RUINED IT FOR ME THOUGH. "YA BODIES HOT LIKE WOW?" COME ON NIGGA.
  6. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST SON...TONY YAYO THROWING GRENADES INTO THE CROWD AND LLOYD BANKS DUMPING BUCKSHOT ONTO THE WHITE BITCHES IN THE FRONT ROW. THEY SHOULD DO A SKIT LIKE THAT ON CHAPELLES SHOW OR SOMETHING. :LIGHTBULB: IMA EMAIL CHAPELLES SHOW RIGHT NOW. IM THE MAN. ONE M E R O E MLBRT.05
  7. WEEEEERD UP PEEL 2 PLATANOS CUT THEM INTO THICK SLICES (A LITTLE MORE THAN AN INCH THICK) TOSS INTO FRYING PAN UNTIL SEMI COOKED TAKE OUT AND LET DRAIN ON PAPER TOWEL WITH THE BOTTOM OF A COFFEE MUG SQUASH (PRESS DOWN ONCE) THEM UNTIL THEY ABOUT AS THICK AS A COOKIE REFRY THEM UNTIL THEY ARE DARK YELLOW LET THE OIL DRAIN OFF, THROW SOME KETCHUP ON THOSE SHITS AND BANG! SAY GOODBYE TO THE MUNCHIES. OH AND THE BROKE NIGGA SPECIAL... COOK HALF A BOX OF PASTA (ANY PASTA) WHEN ITS REACHED YOUR DESIRED SOFTNESS TURN OFF THE STOVE AND THROW HALF A STICK OF BUTTER HALF A TABLESPOON* OF CHICKEN BOULION A TABLESPOON* OF GARLIC 3 BIG ASS SLABS OF MOZZARELLA AND SAUCE MIX THAT SHIT AROUND TILL THE CHEESE MELTS AND YOUR GOOD TO GO. *I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A TABLESPOON IS. M E R O E IM REALLY GOOD AT COOKING CRACK...
  8. YO FOR REAL SON. ALL THE SHIT DUCK DOWN WAS PUTTING OUT IN THE 90'S WAS FIRE...I WISH HIPHOP STILL SOUNDED LIKE THAT INSTEAD OF ALL THIS RETARDED KEYBOARD SHIT AND 5000 CONTINUOUS HIHATS MEROE
  9. WOW NIGGA YOU ARE A FOOL. BUSH IS AN IDIOT, THE NIGGA STARTED A WAR FOR NO REASON. AND SENT EVERY NIGGA IN THE U.S TO THE DESERT TO DIE AND GET HIS HEAD CHOPPED OFF ON HOME VIDEO. FUCK BUSH. IF YOU'RE FROM THE BRONX THEN YOU ARE FROM THE HOOD, AND NOBODY IN THE HOOD IS VOTING BUSH...IF THEY'RE VOTING AT ALL, THEY'RE VOTING KERRY. BUSH WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE PRESIDENT IN THE FIRST PLACE. THE NIGGA ACCIDENTALLY BECAME PRESIDENT...BESIDES, KERRY IS JUST ACTING LIKE A PUSSY NOW BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANNA LOOK LIKE BUSH (IE: A FUCKING LUNATIC WHO WANTS TO KILL EVERYBODY THATS NOT A HETEROSEXUAL WHITE CHRISTIAN) KERRY'S JUST OVERDOING THE PASSIVE SHIT...AND CAMPAIGNING AND MUDSLINGING IS NOT NEARLY ON THE SAME LEVEL AS STOPPING A-RABS FROM BLOWING SHIT UP. COME ON NIGGA READ A BOOK. MEROE READY TO DIE
  10. YO THOSE ARE NIKES... THOSE ARE THE NEW NIKE "AIR GEOMETRY TEACHER MAX ZOOM" FRESH. MEROE
  11. http://www.nmt.edu/~erenee/overlakehospitalorg3.jpg'> http://www.phillylunchbox.com/philly/bush_lunch-thumb.jpg'>
  12. MAN FORGET ABOUT ME, I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU, BREASTFEEDING FROM MY GRANDMOTHER UNTIL I WAS 18...THAT SHIT IS REAL GANGSTA LIFE RIGHT THERE NIGGA, GIVE YOURSELF A HI FIVE IN THE MIRROR UNTIL IT BREAKS AND KILLS YOU, YOU FUCKING TWAT. MEROE. MLBTEAM CONTINUE TO SHUTUP
  13. NIGGA THAT RIGHT THERE IS "SKI FREE" THE ILLEST COMPUTER GAME EVER, YOU HAVE TO JUMP OFF RAMPS AND DO TRICKS AND SHIT WHILE AVOIDING SNOWMEN, TREES, POTHEAD SNOWBOARDERS, AND HERBS WHO CANT SKI...I THINK THAT WAS IT, THAT SHIT WAS HOT, I USED TO SMOKE WEED AND PLAY THAT SHIT WHEN I WAS LIKE 13. MEROE
  14. "THE ONLY WAY TO DIE IS IF YOU DRINK MY SPERRRRRRRRRM THE OTHER WAY TO DIE IS EAT A CANNA WOOOOOOOOORRRRMSSS"-ODB M E R O E UD REAL.
  15. THIS NIGGA IS REAL http://tinypic.com/3hdft'>
  16. SO HERES MY PLAN... HAVE A NIGGA DRESS UP AS BUSH AND RUN AROUND THE CROWD TO DISTRACT THEM AND ANGER THEM, BY SHOUTING SHIT LIKE "FUCK NIGGERS!" AND "FAGGOTS SHOULDNT GET MARRIED!" THEY WILL ACT ROWDY, COPS WILL FOCUS ON ROWDY PROTESTERS, WHILE I DO GIANT CHROME FILLINS ALL OVER MSG AND THE SURROUNDING AREA. I'LL ALSO STEAL COPS GUNS AND SHOOT RANDOM POLICE OFFICERS...ONES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY'D BEAT ME UP IF THEY CAUGHT ME SMOKIN A BLUNT IN THE LOBBY. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I TOLD EVERYONE I KNOW, IF BUSH IS RE-ELECTED IM MOVING TO DR, HOLLA AT ME LEONEL. http://www.un.org/av/photo/highlights/ss1998/197859.jpg'> MIRA MUCHACHO, NO SEA SANGANO, VUELVE A TU PATRIA QUE BUSH TE VA JODER LA VIDA M E R O E SEGURO!!
  17. WORD NIGGA ILL MEET YOU AT THE MOSQUE AFTER I FINISH THIS BACON EGG AND CHEESE AND THIS BLT WITH A SIDE OF BACON. M E R O E MLBRTEE.
  18. DIDNT KNOW WHERE ELSE TO PUT THIS, CUZ THE EMPHASIS IS NOT ON THE GRAFF, BUT ON THE MAD NONSENSICAL SUPER GAY PUNCHLINE ALL THE WAY ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE TRAIN...WTF? THIS NIGGA MUST BE FROM EUROPE. http://www.cope2truelegend.com/trains/fr8s/5.jpg'> MEROEMLB FREEMELK.
  19. IM WITH IT HOMEY, DONT PUKE ON ME! OH I FIXED MY TOILET...I THINK. KOOL KID MEROE SINCE 198THREE.
  20. Re: Re: SERIOUSLY B. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS THE NEW COCACOLA AD CAMPAIGN? THAT BITCHES NAILS LOOK LIKE SHE DUG HERSELF OUTTA HER GRAVE WITH HER BARE HANDS! BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? GET OFF THAT DOPE! YOU KNOW YOUR A FUCKING CRACKHEAD WHEN YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE YOU STYLE IT WITH CRISCO AND DIRT. SOMEONE GIMME A JOB MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE. M E R O E. TOO EASY
  21. SOUNDS GOOD PIMPIN MEROES
  22. GLIK0/PULLIN THE BITCHES SHIRT OVER HER HEAD HOCKEY STYLE YOU'RE IN BK ALOT RIGHT? WTF NIGGA LETS PAINT. HOLLA. M E R O E MLBTEAM.
  23. I HEAR THAT 2B...THIS NIGGA IS A NERD...LOOK ARCEL, IM GONNA DO YOU A FAVOR MY NIGGA, HERE'S A LITTLE ILLUSTRATED INSTRUCTION BOOKLET, FOLLOW THESE STEPS AND THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE. http://www.antenasdijoaninha.blogger.com.br/lovidonthave2lov.jpg'> M E R O E S
  24. :lol: I KNEW IT! I SHOULDA JUST LET MY SHIT OVERFLOW AND PAY ATTENTION YOU...DAMN...WORD ILL SEE YOU FRIDAY PIMPIN, YOUR TECHNIQUE MAY BE STRONG BUT MY DRAGON LIVER STYLE CAN WITHSTAND TWICE AS MUCH ALCOHOL! YOU KNOW YOUR FEELIN RIGHT WHEN YOUR ON THE RIDE HOME LOOKIN LIKE THIS :loopy2: M E R O E . UD VODKA
  25. http://a.abc.com/primetime/whoselineisitanyway/images/gallery/wayne_props.jpg'> IS WAYNE BRADY GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?! MEROEKILLS
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