Sarah Tonin

April 13, 2011

August 30, 2007

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

Hammer time is the timezone used on Hammer Island located in the Pacific. The inhabitants of Hammer Island religiously perform the hammer-time routine at bedtime, teatime, lunchtime, afternoon time and early morning time. In 1993, Hammer Island instituted American Daylight Savings Time rules. Thus, on the first Sunday of each April, the island stops Hammer Time and switches to Hammer Daylight Time; on the last Sunday in October, the island rings the school bell, breaks it down, and returns to Hammer Time. When preforming his famous hit title "U Can't Touch This", MC Hammer obviously looked at his watch and realized what the time was, and thus appear the lyrics "It's Hammer Time!!!". Hammer Time is thought to have the totally cool and awesome property of time travel. Travel a little east out of the time-zone of hammer time and your watch will revert back to it's previous state, unfortunately all prior memories are also reset so you never know how this really works. Everyone will experience at least one Hammer Time within a lifetime with many individuals having many Hammer Time experiences. One individual was found in a forest, naked doing the Hammer Time routine to a dead weasel which had undergone rigormortis for several days. He had been experiencing hammer time for over 3 months.

August 16, 2007

Re: Buff my stiffie with this pile of old poonuggets. Hard. No habla spanish

August 15, 2007

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

*co-signatured

pretty much the equivalent of satan's breath.

August 2, 2007

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD

August 2, 2007

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD

July 26, 2007

Re: STRAIGHTLETTERS!

this thread had took a horrible turn for the worst and turn to shit.

July 15, 2007

claw money blazers

July 15, 2007

Re: STRAIGHTLETTERS!

more raels please

thiefed.

nasty.

July 14, 2007

Re: STRAIGHTLETTERS!

hook it up then playboy.

July 14, 2007

Re: STRAIGHTLETTERS!

all stolen

July 14, 2007

Re: STRAIGHTLETTERS!

some stolen

July 14, 2007

Re: STRAIGHTLETTERS!

yes.

July 11, 2007

Re: Buff my stiffie with this pile of old poonuggets. Hard. No habla spanish

July 4, 2007

my spyware is crazy horrible to the point that its not letting me install any of the spybot/spywareblaster executable files. anyone know whats causing this or how to fix it?

May 28, 2007

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

United States, Canada,

Mexico, Panama,

Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;

Republic Dominican,

Cuba, Carribean,

Greenland, El Salvador too.

Puerto Rico, Columbia,

Venezuela,

Honduras, Guyana, and still;

Guatemala, Bolivia,

then Argentina,

and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.

Costa Rica, Belize,

Nicaragua, Bermuda,

Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;

Paraguay, Uruguay,

Suriname, and

French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

Norway, and Sweden,

and Iceland, and Finland,

and Germany now one piece;

Switzerland, Austria,

Czechoslovakia,

Italy, Turkey, and Greece.

Poland, Romania,

Scotland, Albania,

Ireland, Russia, Oman;

Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia,

Hungary,

Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.

There's Syria, Lebanon,

Israel, Jordan,

both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,

the Netherlands, Luxembourg,

Belgium, and Portugal,

France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

India, Pakistan,

Burma, Afghanistan,

Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;

Kampuchea, Malaysia,

then Bangladesh, Asia,

and China, Korea, Japan.

Mongolia, Laos,

and Tibet, Indonesia,

the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;

Sri Lanka, New Guinea,

Sumatra, New Zealand,

then Borneo, and Vietnam.

Tunisia, Morocco,

Uganda, Angola,

Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;

Mozambique, Zambia,

Swaziland, Gambia,

Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho,

and Malawi, Togo,

The Spanish Sahara is gone;

Niger, Nigeria,

Chad, and Liberia,

Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.

Tanzania, Somalia,

Kenya, and Mali,

Sierra Leone, and Algier;

Dahomey, Namibia,

Senegal, Libya,

Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.

Ethiopia, Guinea_

Bissau, Madagascar,

Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman;

Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi,

Qatar, Yugoslavia,

Crete, Mauritania,

then Transylvania,

Monaco, Liechtenstein,

Malta, and Palestine,

March 10, 2007

Re: TEAM ALCO

Bombay has an odd aroma to it do to being made from a shitload of botanicals including juniper berries. You can go ghetto and pour that shizzo straight into a half bottle of OJ and go to town or take a classy route and do some sort of martini or cocktail. Just go to the site.

http://www.bombaysapphire.com/home/default.aspx?locale=us#navigationPath=Entertaining%2EDrinkRecipes%2EFavourites&commandIndex=1

bodied.

olde time favourite.

im addicted to the mellow, all smiles drunkeness it gives, as opposed to your regular sloppy, angry, fuck shit up, wanna fight everyone in sight drunk i usually get with other liquors.