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JohnnyHorton

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  1. i was just joking i myself am a lift truck operator at the moment i have a homie who does parts for john deere's too
  2. you don't cook chicken you get salmonella you don't cook pork, you get trichonosis common sense here people. cook your fucking meat.
  3. I think this is a Greek thing Your not the first Greek person I've come across to say something along these lines
  4. ^ I see a lot of people complaining about their ipods crapping out what the hell do you people do to your stuff? I've had my ipod for over a year now probably closer to two, it goes snowboarding with me twice every weekend and my shit has never had any problems
  5. all I have to say is... thanks australia, for the 4 gayest men in the world
  6. the first bboy i saw with the awkward (i guess circus) style was orb from circle of fire... their whole crew was kind of oddball styled though
  7. I'm pretty sure anybody who's been through highschool has noticed the AJ in action
  8. multiply it by 2.2 you retarded fuck. you americans DO know how to do basic math functions right ?
  9. thats called being AJ'd (authority jam) this is awesome in public when you see someone wave to somebody else who completely misses it then the wavee looks sheepish as fuck and hopes nobody saw them get AJ'd, but when they see you laughing..... they know
  10. isn't it a lifestyle ? the zero skateboards lifestyle? long hair and tight pants, basically looking like a dirtball? edit: typo
  11. drinking solo is A-OK with me. it usually only starts solo anyway, if i get drunk with myself i can only stand myself for so long before i need some better company.
  12. hands down the sausages skit. sausages..... we need more sausages!!!!! gold. [no homo]
  13. calling ecstasy by its chemical compound's name doesn't make you any cooler for doing it, you raving pussy.
  14. searched panties found this
  15. white toronto canada undershirt long sleeve tommy button down a dkny knit sweater some 4 you jeans fruit of the loom boxer-briefs white socks and i've been wearing c1rca lopez's for the last 3 years
  16. I like the cans of paint in the bag next to the "stolen" baguettes.
  17. shouldn't you be going front to back? you know.. to avoid bladder infections?
  18. tell your homie to get his hands on some viagra if he just wants boners
  19. here's what I did... got smashed courtesy of my friends went back to a homies apartment with my girlfriend and several other friends hit the bong puked over his balcony hit the bong again went home with my girlfriend layed the bag slept woke up layed the bag again hangover caught up with me at this point
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