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JohnnyHorton

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  1. I have enough turkey to last a week thanksgiving snuck up on me this year, I completely forgot about it until my mom mentioned it the night before.
  2. mine doesn't work edit: thought wrong that was me the penguins just had enough man, and now i couldn't get it to work if i wanted to anyway
  3. ich lieb ein boobies!!!! bust em out, girrrl
  4. ^ hahaha thats not even the best part ... the one who was shot has no health coverage and required minor surgery to remove the pellet
  5. good lookin out beards thanks
  6. one of my homies has a nice chunk missing from his shin after getting shot point blank range (by another homie of course) with a pellet gun
  7. I think there is four million threads on this already
  8. you lucky goddamn bastard they will never head out my way
  9. i'm pretty sure such great heights is a postal service song, no ?
  10. my homie got his foot hurt (crushed) by a forklift at work despite wearing steeltoes so what does his employer do? fucking hooks it up. since they went through the WCB board and his employer doesn't want to take any lti (lost-time injury) on record they lied to the WCB and said they put him on 'modified' duty, ie, sitting at a comp doing data entry. what is going on, is he sits at home earning his full pay cheque to play poker online, and they are also making his truck payments for him. HOOKED UP.
  11. no hes not but tyler is easy to find if you know how
  12. ^ I was exagerating, but I'll show you what I mean:
  13. fag. make a lot of roofie-colads ? :rolleyes:
  14. Dude. HOLY shit. HOLY. Holly = a girls name. Also: you suck. You are trying WAY too hard to be funny (ie: using 4 adjectives at once is a bad thing).
  15. you americans you wouldn't believe some of the shows we get to watch in canada the weeds, trailer park boys, the l word, etc etc only in canada (and europe) can you see full blown nudity, or hear the word fuck on TV after 8 pm
  16. great thread bron-y-aur stomp is definately appreciated I can't pick five favorite songs... too hard I love how zep have a lot of different sounds down ... bluesy-jazz-rock-before-their-time-metal.
  17. I don't even know you at all and I got 60 from guessing not bad
  18. JohnnyHorton

    AWOL

    ummm... dirty... cocaine isn't a vapour pal since cocaine is a powder, it sits in your sinus's until it dissolves and you can taste it dripping down your throat. cocaine does not go straight to your brain. this alcohol vapour, however, isn't a solid that gets trapped in your sinus' and will travel the same route oxygen does to your lungs
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