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man, those aren't titties....they're tumors, or some kind of alien pods, or immigrant smuggling capsules.

kickass...I'm definitely down for trying it. on another it absolutely sounds disgusting but isn't tip...try dipping an ice cream sandwhich into a pint of guiness or 1554. that shit is seriously fucking good.

oh shit....someone's gonna be a daddy!!!! :haha:

She might have been a 34 instead of a 36, I can't really remember, but yeah...she was beyond petite. Ole girl was so tiny, she'd make Napolean Dynamite feel like the hulk. She was a safety engineer for a big name company here in the states. She made phenomenal money, but she'd freak out every time I did anything remotely unsafe...including setting my mail on the stove for a hot minute. I'll let you know how the lawyer project chic works out later. I'm still evaluating that one. Nice tits, has an ass, makes lawyer money, but also works lawyer hours. One minute she seems crazier than the variety pack of pop rocks, the next...boring as a three hour math lecture.

Re: Shit the Bed Thread darlin....quit fighting it. you know you love each and every stinking one of us.

Re: i took some vicodin then forgot until all of a sudden i was high.

Re: i took some vicodin then forgot until all of a sudden i was high. haha...what's up seeks? good to see you back on the ounce and in old form. nah, it wasn't the same bird. this one was pretty interesting, but she was completely fucking crazy...like stalker level crazy. I did see that other girl a few monthes ago though. I even thought about smashing. She's still boring...and still has those ginormous boobies.

Re: i took some vicodin then forgot until all of a sudden i was high. I was seeing this girl that was friends with this really, really, old woman. So old, that basically she kept talking about how anxious she was to die and get it over with. anyway, she finally passed away. the girl and I always kinda ran hot and cold and we were on one of our cold stretches when she calls me up. she tells me H**** finally passed away and that she left me something. I never met the old lady...so the idea of her specifically leaving ME something seemed pretty weird. So I go meet the girl...yada, yada, yada and she finally asks...well...do you want what H**** left you? I'm like....eh sure. Turns out the out lady willed me the remainder of her hydrocodone pills.

Re: i took some vicodin then forgot until all of a sudden i was high. I have some weird thing with liquid cold medicince. For whatever reason...whenever I take that shit in normal doses...it fucks me up. I was riding downtown last night and I was wigging out because it felt like my bike seat was moving side to side. I stopped like three different times to tighten it...but never needed to because it was perfectly fine.

I've been paid for damn near every single post I've made. gotta make a livin somehow.

Re: women who hate chest hair on men... this reminded me of a story. I met this girl in school and long story short, one thing leads to another. So, I'm in bed with her playing with her rather large breasticles when I notice a hair by one of her nipples. Not really thinking...I grabbed it and plucked it right the fuck out. The look on her face...well...it wasn't completely priceless...but awful damn close. It's obviously one of those "you had to be there" types of stories. anyway...carry on.

Re: Shit the Bed Thread man...I'm taking this cold medicine and its completely fucking up my taste buds. My turkey sandwhich tasted like salt on two pieces of salt bread, with extra salty lunch meat. fucking disgusting....I threw it away and I'm still hungry.

meh...fuck the entire left coast. the water is cold as fuck there. at least you can get in the water on the east coast without having to wear a wetsuit. but ya know...Europe's where its really at.

I haven't really spent enough time on here yet to get a good feel for it...but the white background is definitely too bright...especially for those of use who have a hard time getting up in the morning, period.

ahhh...I see now. I was wondering why you were buying all that shit first. If anybodies in the market for a 600 Ninja...one of my boys is probably gonna put his on the market. Have fun with the course Key. Some moron will drop a bike...its almost guaranteed.

always get a police report...even if you have to file it later. some asian kid sideswiped my car and then pretended to not understand English after I pulled a Starsky and Hutch style block stop. Dude gave me bogus info, but I had a license plate number. Went to the vehicle registration place, filled out a form and $5 later I had a name, insurance company and address. Called the insurance agent and let her know what happened. She called back and told me that the owner of the car had just sold it that morning and good luck. I countered with the, I have a police report with your insure's license plate # on it and I really don't give a shit where the money comes from...but my car will get fixed. Amazingly enough...he manged to remember who he sold the car to and his agent called me back and got everything squared away.

tease...this is the winning strategy. trust me on this one. if you do it right, she'll be begging you for a relationship. edit: just don't be an ass about it. just think...what would James Bond do.

ClueTwo....I seriously looked at the RC51, but most of the ones I looked at had the most retarded graphics on a bike ever. The one in the pic doesn't look too bad though. Fuse...yeah...like Milton said...start with a small (450-650 cc) street bike. I don't like 250's because they're just waaaay too small and you'll get really bored really quickly. Something that doesn't cost a lot and won't piss you off if you drop it. Motorcycle junk yards are a good place to look for bikes like this. A lot of times they sell used bikes they've patched together.

sounds like you had the exact same week I had mamerro. today has absolutely fucking dragged on. I'm looking forward to going home and taking a nap. I'm spent.

dude...no offense...but I hate scooters. I can't wait till that stupid trend dies. I can't believe how fucking expensive some of those things are as well. Damn, for that money you could have a motorcycle with some sack. disclaimer: they're only an acceptable form of transportation if you're in Europe.

dude...don't listen to any of these fuckers. leave the house. go hang out with your friends. if you want her back...you're gonna have to blow her off. calling her all the time is just going to smother her and make her want to leave more. you have to flip the tables. I'd highly recommend staying at a friends place for a few days. if you can't do that...be sure to not be around when she's there.

Only 25 left. crap, I just wasted one.

nice...congrats Milty. hook the ounce up with pics as you go.

fuck...in that case...Go Meth!!!

just have the creator save it the way I said to and then resend it to you. I don't have CS2 or I'd hook you up. Adobe is doing that so people will be forced to upgrade their software.