OK MY NIGGA THAT SHIT MADE MY HEAD HURT.
(HIPSTER)² x (EMO)+(PUNK)³ = (HIPSTER-EMO)²
SOLVE FOR GAY.
YO MY NIGGA IF NIGGAS WANNA STEREOTYPE ME OK, IM JUST A GHETTO NIGGA, I WAS BORN & RAISED IN VARIOUS PARTS OF THE BRONX, BUT IM WELL SPOKEN WHEN I NEED TO BE AND CAN ADAPT THE MANNERISMS OF SUBURBAN WHITE DUDES TO GAIN EMPLOYMENT AND PINK PUSSY. HOLLA AT ME, I LIKE NORTH FACES, GOLD CHAINS, JORDANS, FRONTS, NEW ERA FITTEDS, AND LEATHER JACKETS WITH THE STITCHING IN EM, I LISTEN TO ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY HIPHOP BLAHBLAHBLAH, IF THAT MAKES ME A "BET DRONE" THEN WHATEVER, IM A PRODUCT OF MY ENVIRONMENT, THE NIGGAS THAT NEED TO GET MERKED HOWEVER, ARE THE ONES THAT SWITCH UP THEIR WHOLE M.O WHENEVER SOMETHING COOL POPS UP, I DOUBT THESE EMO NIGGAS WILL BE EMO IN 3 YEARS, IS WHAT IM SAYING. AND HIPSTERS WILL KEEP GETTING GAYER AND GAYER BECAUSE THATS WHATS BECOMING COOL, ACTING LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL BUT CLAIMING TO BE HETEROSEXUAL, SO PRETTY SOON NIGGAS WILL HAVE FLICKS ON MYSPACE (IF ITS STILL "COOL") OF THEM FINGERING EACHOTHERS BUTTHOLES AND SMILING WITH 6000 DOLLAR JAPANESE BOWLING SHOES ON...AND MY DUDE, THE REASON NIGGAS DONT TALK ABOUT THE INTERNET OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET IS CUZ IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN INTERNET FIEND, YOU WONT CATCH ME SMOKING A BLUNT WITH A SHORTY AND CHITCHATTING ABOUT WHO I BARK ON ON 12OZ, NO WAY! IM TALKING ABOUT WHO GOT SLAPPED ON THE BLOCK AND WHO'S PREGNANT AND WHO CAME HOME FROM JAIL ETC ETC. IN SHORT I'D LIKE TO SAY, IM MAD HUNGRY AND I REALLY WANT SOME FRIED CHICKEN WITH MASHED POTATOES AND MAC N CHEESE AND A CHERRY COKE. BUT I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY TO WALK TO THE CHICKEN SPOT SO FUCK IT. IM OUT NIGGAS. ONE.
MERO DOGS
ST THOMAS MY NIGGA
THAT WAS ME FIRST.
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[/b] i feel this, but my point about the internet is it's not a fucking secret anymore. this shit ain't 1995. the internet isn't fucking "nerdy" anymore except to dumbasses and 40 year old janitors.