Tyler Durden

of course not. just mentioning a bad experience. it would be hard for anyone to top this girls idiocy.

dated this "born again christian" girl (who was actually a total degenerate moron).... she got on the pill, i would ask her daily "so you took it today, right?" because i knew she was a fucking idiot. she would tell me she did. blah blah blah. long story short, we broke up and i hate her more than anyone else on this planet, but she called me a few months after things ended and was like "soooo...... i have to tell you something. promise not to get mad?" of course i said "no. just say whatever it is." "well, yeah.... you know how after we broke up i was feeling really sick for awhile? yeah, well it turns out i was pregnant and i miscarried the baby." "um................................................................excuse me? weren't you on birth control?" "yeah, but i would forget to take it for weeks at a time." "UM. ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" anyway. i hate that bitch. and i don't trust girls saying they're on birth control either, unless i see them taking that shit.

Don't sleep on Uni Qlo.

Hmmm.

according to that above test, i'm not a hipster at all. wooo. internet validation.

+ there we go.

ah yeah, beer garden is a bad look.... usually. i'm sorry you had to learn about bratwurst.... nobody should ever have to learn about that shit. haha. i enjoy how she introduced us by 12oz screennames. she had a tendency to do that, despite my asking her not to. i figured you went in though. i moved out of the area shortly after that. went somewhere else in bk and then broke up with my sidecar ex that i was with then. moved around, now i'm back in the city and whatnot. get at me if you want to go clown on kids at union pool or royal oak. you can probably ask this canadian broad to come. if she hasn't been there she'll love it. out of towners love those places. ugh.

i'm also really glad that i'm a 30-31 waist. wooo.

ambercrombie, hollister, etc. can all go straight to hell. i refuse to even go in those stores on a larf. the_gooch can back me up on that, as he's tried to force me to go into them before. fuck those places.

Re: Total Lunar Eclipse tonight... this particular eclipse was caused by our future bird overlords as a sort of preliminary demonstration of power. i went up on my girls roof and watched for a half hour, then decided that the eclipse wasn't nearly as concise and to the point as i'd like, and that it was cold, so i went back inside.

hey mero, just out of curiosity.... did you happen to fuck my roommate? i remember we met one day a couple years back, briefly, at my apartment where i was living with my girl and the roommate in question. for some reason this thread reminded me of that, for obvious reasons. hahaha. if you don't remember who this is, i can take this to pm's.

It's extremely funny, read it.

i'm sure alot of you would love to believe that i'm a hipster.... but whatever, i know i'm not, and you probably suck anyway. i wear slim fitting pants. no, they are not skintight. i own a bunch of cardigans. i have a bunch of tattoos. however, it pretty much ends there. whenever i go to a party that has these people at it, i stay getting into fights with people. it's actually pretty funny. they take themselves way too seriously and cant stand having their little worlds shattered. i don't like pbr, but i will drink it since it's a dollar at a few bars around here (i don't have much money). i HATE kerouac. i did not attend art school, and i never will. i don't do cocaine. i hate "union pool" and the only times i end up there is when someone comes in from out of town and "really wants to go somewhere..... and heard union pool was awesome." if you ever want to see some real douche-bag hipsters, go there. i'm sure you'll all still formulate your own opinions though, go nuts. ps: props to shai hulud on cap'n jazz. i've loved that stuff for awhile. go on youtube and look them up, their entire first show is on there and it's really good. though, i think that you were off about the postal service and iron and wine being on some hipster shit.... i think that the "hipster elite" would be like "oh, you STILL listen to them?" most of the hipsters around here listen to crap like xiu xiu and stuff. i don't even know what it sounds like. thankfully i've never heard it.

what the fucking hell.....

not that i would, but if i was going to try to have sex with a dog.... i don't think a rottie would be my first choice. i don't know how this dude didn't end up getting mangled.

why aren't these guys dead yet? people still care about these retards?

i'm glad that i don't care enough about television/etc. enough to even be concerned with this.

jesus christ that looks disgusting.

ah yeah, that sums me up. nice. my friends can attest to this.

i have an idea that is far superior to wasting your friday night trying to find that online graffiti train: 1) go under your kitchen sink and remove all of the cleaning chemicals (bleach, drain-o, etc.) 2) steal one of your moms highball glasses. 3) combine all of the things you found under the sink into the aforementioned glass. 4) add kerosene. 5) consume.... rapidly. 6) crawl into the bathtub as to minimalize the mess you're going to make from vomiting up your insides. i'm drunk. people need to get here to pick me up right now.

are you retarded?

joy division: ceremony

that was some pretty idiotic advice.

that road trip looks like it was suffering from a severe deficiency of explosions and crime.