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Tyler Durden

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  1. i understand that you aren't aware of the many other insane things that this retard pulled that contribute to my hatred for her, but.... really.... your post was neither amusing nor was it poignant. so maybe keep your dumb fucking trap shut next time, junior.
  2. this is essentially what happened with my alcoholic-born-again-christian-ex..... though she was 21, not 14. the phone call months later was great. "remember that time i was sick?" "uh. i guess." "yeah, well..... promise not to be mad?" "no." "okay. i was pregnant. i miscarried the baby. it was yours." needless to say, i hate that bitch forever and ever and ever..... and ever.
  3. white castle the other night while i was wasted. it was fucking glorious.
  4. better call out the fucking waaaaahmbulance.
  5. i dont know what this dude is talking about, ive erased plenty of girls memories when things have gone awry.
  6. tease, you can stay with me.
  7. 14 or so beers and a couple of shots and i don't know whats what. add weed into that equation and forget it, i'm not even walking home.
  8. wow. someone finally managed to combine a lack (see: complete absence) of letter structure, wack color scheme, terrible can control, and awful placement all in one piece. finally....
  9. my friends and i came up with various ways to spice things up with our respective girlfriends. one being that you try to creep a girl out as hard as possible by just whispering/mumbling incoherent things to her in a very serious fashion, non stop, until the deeds done. the other is yelling sports terms at her as you finish. both are kind of amusing in the moment.
  10. sunny day real estate: diary weezer: blue album the velvet underground. the smiths: the smiths. camp lo: uptown saturday night. kmd: black bastards. co-sign on "unknown pleasures".
  11. thats fucking awesome. go soaf!
  12. so...... if the paints going into your coat anyway.... then why talk about how you can't fit markers/cans in your pants?
  13. precisely. though, i mean, i could go wearing absurdly baggy pants for the sake of fitting enough cans of paint in my waistband to do a 10 color burner. wouldn't that be cool.
  14. when i want to network and chill, i don't go to a strip club.
  15. i can't ever justify spending money on looking at naked whores when i'm an attractive enough male to do that for free. maybe a month ago i got roped into going to one with a bunch of people. it was pretty lame. i was just mean mugging all these girls like "you're not worth my money." plus, i don't think that theres any BYOB clubs around here. every place has a retarded cover. beers are 8 bucks minimum. no dice.
  16. funny, i've been asked about the same situation several times myself. what the fuck is wrong with girls?
  17. i am sort of fucked in the head, but thats a whole other basket of cobras. and believe me, this girl is not worth the effort. really, it's because i find her voice to be incredibly annoying and everything that pours out of her mouth is meaningless drivel. you know a girl really really sucks when you can't even stand to be in the same room with her long enough to do anything that your deranged mind can come up with....
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