Jump to content

Tyler Durden

Member
  • Posts

    4,531
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Tyler Durden

  1. that road trip looks like it was suffering from a severe deficiency of explosions and crime.
  2. our combined birthday party is going to be amazing. that weekend is going to be so great altogether. friday: maiden saturday: party sunday: dead. monday: court win.
  3. the best thing about this is that since its all of 16 minutes long, i leave it on repeat and don't realize until its played through 150 times. hence why they're #1 on my "most played" shit on itunes. currently though: archers of loaf- web in front.
  4. you're all incredibly fucking stupid.
  5. this is probably the smartest thing you've ever said.
  6. being single is fun, but i love my girl. i like coming home to home cooked meals, and a girl who's happy to see me. granted, i could have that being single too. but still....
  7. Re: Whats in YOUR wallet? $13 license friends business card. debit card. police property voucher. lawyers card. metrocard. old college id. coinage. atm receipt. blockbuster card. AAA gold card. picture business card for "floppy the magic clown".... i've had this card in my wallet for over 10 years now. i found it on the ground at my high school. turns out it was this girls, who went to my school, dad. she must have been mortified. a little over a year ago, the_gooch and i were at a diner and he called floppy to try to book him. that was pretty fun, though floppy didn't seem all that amused.
  8. youporn sucks. xvideos you can thank me later. *nh.
  9. i wouldn't say that any of these people are really my idols or anything, but i suppose i do admire them to some extent. i'm sure i'll get some shit for this. but c'mon..... dude has a total "fuck you" attitude and i find him to be pretty hilarious for that reason. now really... how is anyone going to hate on bill? he's basically awesome all the time. if you don't like this dude, chances are you're a mouth-breathing troglodyte and need to get your thetan excommunicated post haste. i don't even have anything to say about this one. dude was amazing. his band was amazing. the end.
  10. you're such a sick fuck. buy me some beers. actually, just a beer. thanks.
  11. ..............hahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahaahah. :rolleyes:
  12. when the dude that directed "halloween h2o" is involved, you know it's going to be a real fine piece of cinema. ....wait, AND nick cannon is in it? silver screen perfection.
  13. we'd both agreed that this is a stupid holiday and that all we'd do is go get dinner and a nice bottle of wine and maybe go hang out on the roof and drink said bottle. however, when i got out of the shower today to go to work, there was 2 new, rather nice, dress shirts on the bed with a little note. i called her as i left and was like "you're such a goddamn bastard." now it's on and i have to decimate her in this competition. i hate this holiday.
  14. i have an uncle who does "specialty contracting" type stuff. i dont know all the details about it. but he used to do custom stuff in upscale houses (tvs that would rise out of the floor. etc.) he got very wealthy from that and using his money to make a few well placed investments. consider getting good at something like that maybe. that booth looks pretty cool.
  15. i have refused a trunk search. all i was saying, was that if they really want to search it, theyre going to anyway.... and if they do, just shutup and tell your lawyer about it later. though, my other point was that they can always lie and say they had probable cause for a trunk search as well. theyve found paint in the car before and once they realized that they werent going to get us on worthwhile charges.... they said "so, is there anything in the trunk im going to want to see?" and all i did was laugh and say "more of what youve already found under the seat". the guy just rolled his eyes and knew it was time to let us go.
  16. did you really just suggest wearing a wig while painting? hahahahaha.
  17. werent you the one who got clowned for "scribbling some shitty rap letters on the job"? shutup.
  18. wahhh. haha. 1) sorry, dont live there. 2) while i don't like most of my graffiti, i'm probably better than the majority of people on this board (which isnt saying much... since most of you suck). the people on here who know me can attest to that. 3) clearly, you don't live in ny and have never really spent any real amount of time here. i walk plenty. however, if you knew anything about this city and painting here.... you'd probably know that the days when you could walk around with a bag of paint are long gone. better to keep that shit locked away in your trunk. your opinions on the matters of graffiti and law in this city are null and void. the end. *edit because i don't want to make it sound like i'm too good at painting. hahaha.
  19. see, i do this thing called "graffiti", you might have heard of it. maybe you've even managed to convince yourself that you do it.... maybe. but, see, the thing is about graffiti, is that sometimes you have to go into sketchy neighborhoods to do it. i apologize that your understanding of graffiti in new york city is probably limited to the lower half of manhattan and maybe williamsburg.... but i have an appreciation for doing graffiti in neighborhoods that i don't belong in from time to time so that rather than getting shine on the internet because tourist jocks walk around this city flicking the same LES parking lot walls i can meet some dudes who have seen my shit in person and ask me what i was doing over there. it goes a little way in showing that you have some sort of "heart". and you weren't there when that shit went down, but there was a distinct reason that the doors weren't locked that i wont get into here. plus.... what the fuck would locking the doors accomplish anyway? like that impenetrable glass window is going to keep them from fucking with you? if anything, its better to not come off like you're trying to fuck with them and give them more of a reason to pull out all the stops on you. they pulled us out, we were laughing, they found paint a minute later and said "go home" because we didn't have the drugs on us that they were hoping for. so it ended fine. it's not the first or last time that it's happened either. most of the points that you attempted to make, and that were made in that video, are on some "no shit? really? duhhhhhhhhh" type shit. if you don't know the basics, then don't commit crimes. and don't think that just because you know a little, that it will keep you from getting fucked with. and to whoever mentioned a lawyer.... "obviously". i have a good lawyer. his # is always on me. i've never said shit to any cop about anything and i would rather go to bookings and have my lawyer hash shit out for me than dig my own grave.
  20. um. are you talking to me? because i dont think i even stated anything about personal experience. and no, i have never acted shook in front of cops. as far as personal experience goes.... we were in the "wrong neighborhood" one night, dt's pulled us over. didnt say anything. didnt ask for id. blah blah blah. they walked right over to each side of the car, opened the doors, pulled us out by the arm and searched the entire car. when i went to do the "polite but firm" thing and say 'officer, i dont think we were speeding or doing anything wrong. i dont see what cause there is to search my vehicle?' all they did was laugh and say 'shut the fuck up and keep your hands on the car.' they do that to everyone. every time i've ever seen anyone try to speak in legalese to a cop, their response is always 'shut the fuck up'. dont come at me like im some shook 17 year old whos never dealt with them before.
  21. close this thread. everythings just been summed up right here.
  22. i skimmed through that, but i guess that homegirl was fronting the whole time? what a fucking loser. i picked up on that palahniuk reference too and thought it was a telltale sign of how lame this broad is. what the fuck is she talking about "this is my art?" moron.
×
×
  • Create New...