Here's one for you. I got this asked to me once while i fucking my then gf....
"Do you have any knives? Put one to my throat while you fuck me...draw a little blood if you want..."
Anyone who knows me in real life knows how awesome that is for me to hear. Too bad she was the worst person on earth. Why can't awesome girls want to fuck me evil style? Sonofabitch!
I call this one "In the key of awesome."
Boomshaka-laka.
I'll kick you where you caca.
I've got a black marker
and I'm hairy like Chewbacca.
Boomshaka-laka.
Here's a great way to improve at anything in you're life. It's a really novel idea, especially in this era. You ready for it? Here it comes....
WORK HARD ASSHOLES.
this is actually a cool idea. ok heres the deal. tomorrow by 5pm, everyone post some eggs they painted. everyone can vote on it, and then i'll ban the winner or something equaly fun.
yes, so many of the Americans on 12 ounce are world oppressors and imperialists. they arent just a bunch of douche bags writing on a bunch of stupid shit.
everyone should suck it.
Re: do you believe in time travel
funny thing about time travel...the second that it actually happens, then it becomes something that has always happened. provided that you can go in reverse. hmmm. im bleeding from the eyes.