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    90s baby

    in Channel Zero

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    I graduated High School in 92 so I remember allot of this shit, but mostly as a blur since I never paid much attention to the main stream styles around then. I did like the Heiro crew and all the native Tongues stuff, but other than that I listened to allot of hardcore and post hardcore around then, and spent allot of time painting.

    RIP David Carradine

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Damn. I just read this shit on Yahoo. RIP.

     

    "Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?

    The Bride: Of course he did.

    Bill: Why didn't you tell me?

    The Bride: I don't know... because I'm a bad person.

    Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt."

     

    "Bill: I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is, we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if you wanna be old school about it - and you know I'm all about old school - then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais."

     

    "The Bride: You and I have unfinished business.

    Bill: Baby, you ain't kidding. "

     

    "Bill: Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword.

    Budd: She's got a Hanzo sword?

    Bill: He made one for her.

    Budd: Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?

    Bill: It would appear he has broken it.

    Budd: Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge.

    [laughs]

    Budd: Or maybe... you just tend to bring that out in people. "

     

    "Bill: Once upon a time in China, some believe, around the year one double-aught three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates - which is another way of saying "who knows?" - when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique.

    The Bride: And what, pray tell, is the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?

    Bill: Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead. "

     

    Man...........

    Holy Shit, Really???!!!!

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Click the link to watch the amazing trailer.

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41045

     

    COPIED FROM AIN'T IT COOL NEWS.

    "Hey folks, Harry here... and you know - Summer time spoils us with quality special effects... well, maybe not WOLVERINE, but generally it's pretty spectacular stuff - but sometimes there's a movie... and let's say this move stars Debbie Gibson and fucking Lorenzo Lameass... but that's ok - that's ok, because the title of this movie is so fucking unbelievably amazing that you look past that... all you know is that you see a Giant Shark eating the Golden Gate Bridge and a fucking Octopus swatting a jet fighter out of the sky - and a shark leaping out of the ocean to pluck a 747 from the sky! This is the shit one needs to see with a minimum of 5 drunk laughing idiot friends on a Friday night when the bong comes out. This is MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS and our lives will never be the same as a result!"

    The Great Photography Superthread

    in Art & Design

    Posted

    Re: Great Pictures~

     

    i feel the same way about 'traditional' tats on people who don't nomadically ride big motorcycles across the country reeking havok on every town they pass through

     

    Yes, but your opinions are automatically bullshit due to you being a giant turd.

    Great Quotes.

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    "A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things."

    -Herman Melville

     

    "Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."

    -Herman Melville

     

    "Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes."

    -Walt Whitman

     

    "Have you heard that it was good to gain the day? I also say it is good to fall, battles are lost in the same spirit in which they are won."

    -Walt Whitman

     

    "Whatever satisfies the soul is truth."

    -Walt Whitman

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