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  1. Here's what I got; This next one is my friend's dog;
  2. "Your breaking my heart, ass-wipe" This is some golden child type crap..
  3. Ive been referring to as Drinko De Mayo..Mayo Del Fiftho I heard that real Mexicans celebrate their independence sometime during September, 5-05 is strictly a US thing.
  4. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/7645857/Man-claims-to-have-had-no-food-or-drink-for-70-years.html http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/04/29/2010-04-29_indian_military_analyzes_holy_man_who_drinks_no_water_consumes_no_food.html Ladies and gentlemen; The Biggest Loser.
  5. UFOs did come to LA.. They did a fly by on all the gang bangers and took them to the moon.. Los Angeles is virtually crime free thanks to these space invaders.
  6. Re: The gulf coast is fucked (nevermind)
  7. I work with those who smell of like patchouli. I think of that scene from Hi-Fidelity every time.. (get your patchouli stink, outa my store!)
  8. I pray to over 8 million gods on a ritual basis.
  9. To be successful you have to be selfish, or else you never achieve. And once you get to your highest level, then you have to be unselfish. Stay reachable. Stay in touch. Don't isolate. Michael Jordan I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. Michael Jordan more from same source; America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for. Sarah Palin I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way. Sarah Palin George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none. Gary Coleman I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government. Gary Coleman
  10. Whatevz. "Revolution Southpark"
  11. That's what happens when you don't sport the right poker face in the courtroom during your arraignment. People who voluntarily put themselves into the prison system should'nt be surprised when they try pull junk like this. It was great how they showed some graff-piecing to go along with the words "gang violence" and "criminal activity". Here's the catch, Maybe the GPS will deter these once convicted thugs to be less violent. So this ankle bracelet deal if it works out well it should be turning more hardened criminals into graffiti writers? That technology, by the way looks outdated - Surely you can find a bug or 2 to exploit.. I think its a good thing. Tazer guns on the other hand..
  12. Re: Shit you Hate Appreciation thread.......................... Humanoids are so incredibly fragile. Were just moving sacs of meat/bone/water/fecal matter. Im tired of it too..Were also terribly uncoordinated. That's also becoming played out..
  13. Re: The gulf coast is fucked I already went ahead and sent all of my gold into the government - The money I got in return was then sent to Greenpeace - because they are the people capable of overpowering the universe and saving this planet we all deserve to breath on.
  14. Hi, I'm from an activist group called Greenpeace, we need money now more then ever because the oil spill in the gulf is killing off the sea turtles.. These turtles are becoming victims of Eco-terrorist attack, if only we had focused more on not relying on oil for transportation! But how else would I have been able to show up at your local food store and harass you about things you have zero control over? By design or accident - Its all BULLSHIT.
  15. I thought Id stop by and update everyone on what happens when you punch out and kick an 83 year old mongoloid in a public setting. The accused perpetrator of this crime plead Not Guilty to assault w/ deadly weapon. 9 days later and after some good letters of character were written on behalf of the accused all charges were finally dropped by the victim, who tried to lie and state that his attacker wore boots while kicking him on the ground. This 83 year old idiot should have just kept his trap shut, nobody would have looked foolish.
  16. Its all about getting one DUI, then another DUI - riding a bike on the way to the DMV to get your license back from the last DUI..
  17. I've known this shit since 96; "Flip this capital eclipse Tha vocal tone has got 'em sweatin' their own apocalypse Yes, rebel of tha grains stand masterless Tha masked ones cap one NAFTA comin' with tha new disaster" Thanks to the wonders of music.
  18. Dude, where's my car? (bomb)
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