kaesthebluntedwonder

That's pretty gross. I hate it on those long car rides when you swear you're going to fart, you are confident and strongly believe that what's about to come out of your butt will be nothing more than just stinky gas for you to enjoy, and then, much to your dismay, what comes out is not the gas you had expected and were hoping for. Nope, this time it's a juicy one, and you spend the rest of the time wondering if you got skid marks all over your favorite boxers.

That blows. Someone from the Philipines stole my Pop's info to buy gamer magazines. I would flip if this shit were to happen to me.

MERRY XMAS

^^^ that's the joint

In kindergarten I used to pick my nose and stick the boogers on my pants.

All the complaints you had beforehand about the teacher should have been raised to the president of your college. At my school the president would send out emails to let people know what was happening in all types of things with there. I had teachers just like that, whose classes were just a total waste of time, but I never complained to the president of the dean of the music dept. I would say, if this teacher is really incompetent, try bringing up some issues to someone who has a lot of power there, and bring some friends too that share the same concern. I replied to one of the president's 'all is well' emails complaining about how the heat in my on-campus apartment wasn't on all week, and how I would wake up in the middle of the night in pain, shivering because it was so freezing cold. He wrote back like, 'woopsie' and a day or two later some maintenance cats came through and fixed the problem.

Secured a gig just now for new years. Doesn't pay as much as I'd like but, since I have nothing as of now now I'll take what I can get. Then after that, maybe go to a party in the city a girl I know told me about. Heh, that's about it.

Man, I'm always completely missing the point of your threads. I'll read more carefully next time, my bad.

The gods should change the name from Winter Solstice to Winter Wackness.

HA, reminds me of my voice mail, it's a voice from some text to speech program I used, and it says, "you have reached an AU-TAAA-MA-TED voice messaging system..." and so on. I can't say I've gotten to chill with famous people, but a friend of mine got his first credits on the new Nas album, and works and hangs with Wycliff and Talib Kweli and people like that. I saw Ethan Hawke on the street one day, and I onced delivered dog food to the blonde actress from 3rd Rock from the Sun, with the deep voice and big boobs. Still, that pales in comparison.

^^^ Oh man, I suddenly wish my place were infested with roaches so I could try that trick.

Fanta is so much better overseas because they use real fruit juice in the drink, in small ammounts, but it makes it taste more like orangina. Here it tastes fake orange flavored liquid sugar.

You didn't ruin anything. Mine still does.

Hmm, I don't know if I've been there. I was much younger when I lived there, but yeah, it's a very violent place. That kind of thing happens a lot. I remember once going into a store while a friend waited with our bikes. When I came out my bike was missing, and he was like, yo they took your bike. I thought it was a joke of course and was like, yeah okay where'd you hide it? He told me one of the kids had gone into the store with knife to my back (I had no idea), and the other took the bike, which seems weird, but anyway. A couple days later an older friend was at his sisters' place in a much more ghetto area (favela) and noticed my bike being cleaned up. He took it and my pops gave him a reward for it. We had bikes stolen from inside our "yard" too. I didn't even live in a bad area, but shit like that happens everywhere.

^^^^ Word, this ain't no cartoon on cartoon network, you'll get pwned, word to jesus.

Yeah, here in NYC it was in the 20's yesterday, tomorrow's high is 55. Weird shit.

Ugh man I almost threw up when I saw that link. Fuckin sickos. Wouldn't you die from doing shit like that?

^^^ I came across that same picture while hunting.

Yeah I don't know why it's like that. Do oils from crap and lint from your butt migrate across your torso and get scared and suddenly decide to take refuge in the belly button? Because sometimes I get lint in my belly button just like butt crack lint. They must be somehow related. One great thing I like to do is, when taking a shower, if I sense that huge fart is on its way, I sit down real quick, and fart into the water, and it makes the coolest noise. That and I think water has mysterious fart magnafying qualities that make them 10 times more stinky.

bump

^^^ HAHAHAH!!!

There's only one Mero.

I just killed a baby one not too long ago and flushed him down the sink...I didn't have anything to smash it with, and it was getting away fast, so I used my fingers, and got all this messy crap all over my fingers.