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kaesthebluntedwonder

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  1. Try being a pet taxi driver (yeah, just like dumb and dumber!) in new york shitty, at times having to hold pee in your blader for hours upon hours, and even worse, dumps...there are points when I consider laying down a thick mat of paper towel and popping a squat, and putting a bottle up to the hose, but nah, that's just grimey...I prefer the public bathroom on the side of the Mobil station on 10th and 23rd much better, it's so nice and clean, if nice and clean means disgusting.
  2. Well, I have a bad record of fronting on the all previous 12 things threads, so I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.
  3. I have a cool idea but I just don't know if I'll have the time to fully realize it, so don't count me in just yet.
  4. If you pour beer out of a can, you do just that, you pour it and can't really take aim the way you can while taking a piss, plus it would go farther and piss is 96 degrees, whereas that beer was probably pretty cold.
  5. Hot shit Waking up real early to do something (work, interview, move car), but then finding out that's cancelled, and going back to a real deep sleep for 6 hours. Not shit When those things don't get cancelled.
  6. I have a ton of other shit to worry about other than this, such as, should I take a shit in the upstairs bathroom, the bathroom in my room, or the downstairs bathroom, or a bucket?
  7. ^^ Word to that I'm guilty of brushing into the gums. I got two teeth on top tat the gums go so far back up you can see the upper part of the tooth. I remember my dentist saying if it kept going like that it might necessitate doing a gum graft, like a skin graft but with gum? Wtf, I want no part in that. I don't floss too often but I use mouth wash every night, which I heard is good if you don't floss often. But I think I'll floss tonight, because this shit is gross.
  8. Thank god no one ever thought of inventing a scratch n' sniff computer screen.
  9. Going back in, oh wait, I don't have to go back cuz I dun graduated already, BWAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHA...
  10. I got so drunk one time, right outside my room when I lived in the dorms, like outside, in the grass/mud. I had to be pulled through the window, and I had on my nice tan clarks wallabees, my favorite shoes, and I lost one of 'em. That sucked, but not as bad as losing a wallet. The times I've lost my wallet I was sober, and I always accused people of stealing it. One time at a friends place, and I accused his friends, who I didn't know that well, but he insisted it wasn't them. Another time in Italy, I could find my wallet in a hotel, and the guy that worked there swore he or the maids didn't take it. I thought the guy was full of crap, but then a day or 2 later I found it in a small pocket in my backpack.
  11. I really wanna get a Canon Powershot A400. They're reasonably priced (below $200), they're tiny, 3.2 MP, 2.2 optical zoom. Check that out.
  12. I know what your talkin about. I just got an iPod too (it rocks), and I'm gonna need that software once I get my own pooter. Here's a link with some info and more links about this subject: http://www.ipodlounge.com/articles_more.php?id=5090_0_8_0_C I'm not sure but I think there may be some links to the software for download. Check it out I guess.
  13. I was driving my car upstate earlier this week, on the highway, when all of a sudden the two front wheels started acting really weird, then just completely locked, making the car skid out a little and stay stuck in the middle of the right lane. I reved and reved and it got unlocked, but it sounded like everything inside the car had fallen apart, and it felt like at any moment the car would just collapse. I backed out of an entrance ramp and tried driving to find a garage, and the same thing happened, wheels locked, me stranded in the middle of the sticks, with half a bar of reception on my phone. Luckily a lady stopped, gave me a ride to a hardware store, I was able to get a tow truck number, got it towed, waited for a friend to come get me. Transmition is totally shot, it would be at least $600 (I've put more money than I care to remember into this car). So the guy said he'd scrap it for no charge, so I took the plates off, gathers some crap from the trunk, documents, and said goodbye. I've never felt more relieved before, except those times when you really gotta pee, and yeah...
  14. toasted wheat bread for me, add mayo, pronto
  15. put a curse on you quasimoto the unseen
  16. This thread rules everything. :)
  17. I know this Greek dude who has this little string, maybe 3 or 4 inches long, and at each end are these little wooden rounded blocks. It's almost the same kind of thing as on the pen video, just doing all these crazy finger tricks real fast. I guess it's huge in Greece, and people just stand around doing tricks to pass the time. Is this true Tess?
  18. This thread is beyond our comprehension.
  19. yo all you to do is walk up to the girl in question and whip your dick out, and just kinda look at her and be like, eh? whaddya say eh?!
  20. I dunno, most of these behinds are a good enough size for me, I have no complaints here, nope no sir.
  21. I like gatita's advice. I would read through this thread, but instead I'm gonna go watch 'Swingers'.
  22. I always stuck to the racquetball
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