mr.yuck

Nope. This shit happens to me too. Sometimes it won’t paste into the main reply box but will paste into the little section if I click to post as a link. I think it’s all problems with mobile interfaces.

I thought the same thing about Newcastle. Have been drinking that shit since before I could legally drink. I got my uncles and all kinds of people hooked on them. A few years ago I picked up a 12 pack and damn near spit it out. Come to find out they sold the company and moved production from England to America and are brewing it under a new recipe! A new recipe? This is my childhood these dick munchers just fucked up. Still salty oner.

Whats next man? Chocolate syrup on your cheese steak? They gonna fill that crack in the bell with chocolate? Where does the madness end?

I think break a dick off would fall under occupational hazard and be covered by workers comp insurance. The prototype pussy is like a Chinese finger trap that keeps choking down on your dick farther and farther until it breaks it off!

Is this $600 deal for just personal accounts or business accounts as well?

I edged up the top half of my beard and mustache today and as soon as I drove out the neighborhood I had this dude start honking and flashing his lights as I rolled past. So I hit the breaks and he backed up to me. This cat starts talking to me rapid fire in Spanish and I finally get out “no habla, amigo!” He starts laughing and says something I imagine to be “I thought you were Puerto Rican,” and “no English,” as he sped off. I looked at myself in the mirror and started laughing too. If I had been rocking a gold chain that would have been a wrap. There wouldn’t be any convincing this dude I wasn’t who he thought I was.

i drank one ice cold and it was straight yuengling. I drank one that started getting a little warm and it was straight Hershey’s with a yuengling finish. I probably won’t do this again.

Look at this abomination, sonnnn!

They are called Lanai’s. I really like Florida’s vibe. Have been traveling there since I was a little kid. Poor swamp towns give off a creepy feel but in a different way than poor mountain towns. This has inspired me to do some more exploring off the beaten path next time I head out to Florida.

bro don’t get married again. Do a hood engagement like me and stretch that shit out for like 13 years.

SCIENCE

I just watched some documentary on the Halloween franchise and found out the original Michael Myers mask was some psycho looking Captain Kirk mask they cut the eyes out of and painted white.

@Mercer She’s a beaut!

@One Man BannedThat seems legit. There’s no better feeling than a fresh pair of draws.

Bruh

@LUGR Found em!

Haha. I feel the same way. I dropped off this hoe like 12 years ago to do life things and I missed you and your magic and apparently also tranny handies and slayer shirts! Never again.

this is serious shit. I think @wheremight be experimenting on us or at least is using us as a control group.

@Dark_Knight I’m not even sure they are at a costume party. His girls face reads; why are we doing this? lol This is the smoothest dude on earth!

Lol this is how this thread is going

Lol @MOOGLE?my old lady might stab me in the ass for pulling a stunt like that!

Earmuffs never got back to me on those swap meet joints. I’m about to search the internet for them real quick.

Lol. When the kids are sick of your bullshit cooking.

Lol @LUGRthose snake baskets were fresh to death and NOT shower shoes material.

@One Man BannedIf you wear socks into the shower, it makes it easier to squash your shit through the drain grate!