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@Dark_Knightno I wouldn’t imagine the damage would be permanent. It just adds more prep work ($) when you go to get them refinished. Some poor kid pulling 1000s of staples out of the hardwood with pliers. They have a sandable stainable putty that they use to fill all nail holes and small cracks that open between the boards with age. More prep work ($)

This is so 2021 cuz Ima Island booyyyyy.

Im just an isssland boooyyyyy tryna make it.

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NAILED IT!

building on this, if you don’t want to fuck with that giant heavy ass roll of carpet, carpet installers come cheap as fuck. If you are riding around and see some one installing carpet some where, hop out and talk to them. There’s no way you are paying some one more than $300 to install carpet and pad in a house your size. Definitely spend money on carpet pad. Not at Home Depot or Lowe’s. They rape on 8 lb. pad. That’s how they can offer “free” install.

@Dark_KnightI don’t prefer carpet. Also, I tried my hand at sanding down a customers floor and slam fucked their shit up. I was able to mitigate my fuck up and they said they were happy so I took the check and bounced. The good thing about carpet is, it’s not permanent. You can install affordable grade carpet for the time being while you save up to have some one come refinish your floors. I know that shits pricey but if they are doing true dustless sanding, their set up is like 30k+. I am a fan of area rugs. This way you don’t have to nail tack strips into your hard wood and staples through your carpet pad. If you have a large carpet place around you, I’d call and ask if they do BINDING on sight. If they do, you can go in there and buy any patterned carpet and have the edges bound for a small extra fee and have custom sized rugs. Rule of thumb is 1-2 feet from the walls for an area rug. Carpet comes in 12’ or 15’ wide rolls so you can essentially do a room that is 19’ wide.

@MercerThis is true. I went pretty hard for a few years. I would eat meat every 3 months or so, well because I like meat. I’ve worked eggs back into my diet and for the most part, if I eat meat at all, it’s the cuts of meat I really like, pork loin, rack of lamb, beef filet, and not just meat for the sake of eating meat. I definitely didn’t have my vegan diet hella dialed in as close as I should have. Still trying to avoid dairy like the plague but it’s difficult to bake or make sauces without it.

@NightmareOnElmStreetI straight fell off my vegan shit a few weeks ago. I went and got an 8 piece bucket of fried chicken last night and ate the whole shit to myself. I felt like a complete piece of shit afterwards both physically and spiritually. I was cooking out of this book a lot. Everything is plant based but it would be super easy to incorporate a piece of meat into the mix, and probably make everything a little better. I know @Mercerhas a book they cook out of that looked awesome. Hopefully he posts it again because I forget what it’s called and want to get it.

hahaha. That’s a great mental image. Hit the whole crew like buckshot with a handful of chiclets!

Bro the first time I saw one of those transaction fee amounts I almost fainted. I think mine was only $10 though. But still for the time, that fee was over 500% what they usually are.

Well that was the reason for setting up as an S Corp. I don’t receive 1099s from any of the companies I do work for. They don’t report my income and neither do I. These business to business expenses are the shit. Now I’m about to get fucked on the back end at the bank level. When I was set up as an LLC I was doing like you said and just writing myself off to 0 or as close as possible. lol. I also learned that if you pull money out of an ATM at a strip club, you can write that shit off as an entertainment expense.

Im gonna have to look and see who these checks are drawn from. They usually come from some weird off brand out of state bank.

I was gonna paint “FREE CANDY” on the side of my work van and just lurk around and give kids the candy that way. But I almost guarantee that shit would have ended in a fist fight with one of these jocular bro dads that had one too many Michelob Ultras while walking their kids around.

Well this fucks the entire reasoning for setting up my company as an S Corp.

Just DL the app and let it dig through your images and control your microphone and look through your camera lens a-a-and it’ll be all good.

down load the mematic app. The free version is plenty good for making hood quality memes.

#metoo I never had this problem with my droid.

I like makin memes. You’re all a bunch of funny motherfuckers. Let’s make this a competition where you don’t win anything, just like graffiti! Here are some basic rules: Biting other people’s ideas and improving them is encouraged. Make as many as you want using the 3 starter images provided Dont react to anyone else’s memes Entries will end midnight on Friday EST On Saturday you will vote for your top 3 favorites. The winner gets to pick the next 3 seed Images the following Sunday and the game starts over. Here are the first 3 images