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Saving private Ryan

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word. I hear vinegar helps break it down. Might wanna give that a google first though!

This is the throated angle that makes her barf on her tits.

Smash from the top ropes!

let the doctor hose out your brain!

Yeah they make these plastic/rubber qtip things that has a soft scoop on one end. Also I used to get nasty block ups in one of my ears. The first time it happened I thought I went dead. So I went to the doctor and he looked it n my earball and said “No wonder you can’t hear. I can’t even see your eardrum.” So he comes back with an assistant and she is holding this little white oval dish. The doctor is holding some god damn steampunk sized metal syringe with a blaster tube on the end of it. He makes me press my good ear against the wall while his assistant holds the white dish under my deaf ear. Homeboy takes this surgical caulk gun and puts it in my ear. He cranks back and fires off a stream of hot water into my head flushing out this gnarly black plug of earwax at least the size of a marble. I recommend that route. It’s uncomfortable but it gets the job done first shot

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@fat ralphyI agree man. I think the biggest hurdle is getting the voting format down! @KILZ FILLZyou win the honors of picking the next 3

No way would I let that maniac loose on this site. He’d have a senior moment and start posting his address for people to ‘come get some’ but would instead receive lots of dicks in the mail. Then my old lady would kill me.

Holy smokes. I just spent a few hours with my wife’s grand dad and boy oh boy is this fool fired up about Joe Biden. It went a little something like this; “Did you see what Biden done? Disrespectful fuckin traitor son of a bitch. If I was there I would have shot that piece of shit dead.” Whooooaaaa. Hold your horses grandpa. This is some major Nonsense!

@LUGR @fat ralphy vote for the one user that you think made the best meme. Otherwise we have the same problem as before.

I was laughing my ass off at this and I showed it to my wife and after watching it she said “I don’t get the reference!” I thought to myself that there’s no way she hasn’t seen a league of their own so I say that’s Kyle rittenhouse. She says “I know who thaaaat is.” This bish hasn’t seen a league of their own? I told her I was gonna throw away the tv because she makes poor choices with it!

Automatic death Reaper 15 bullets per second!

True. Turns out the mail is a running joke in this neighborhood. I’ve been tempted to go to a civic league meeting to see what other kind of fucks are lurking in this neighborhood.

So my mail carrier still isn’t worth a shit. I got some medical insurance thing in my mail box for my neighbors son today so I just walked it over to their house to drop it in their mailbox like I always do. But he’s in the driveway so I just yell out to him to come grab his sons shit. I catch the faintest wiff of weed come off this dude and our household just happened to run out. So I nonchalantly ask this old man if he smokes. You know, the real cool way you ask some one with real inquisitive emphasis on the word smoke. So he’s like “Hell yeah man follow me.” We walk over to his garage and he plops down into a recliner and opens the bottom drawer to a busted up filing cabinet. I’m telling him we ran out of weed and it would be super sweet if he had a couple buds I could cop off of… as this old MF pulls out a pound bag. The weed didn’t look like shit but I wasn’t about to be beggar choosery until he cracked open the bag and the whole garage lit up with the scent of lemons. He tossed what had to be a half into a ziplock and was like “just bring me back some different flavor when you get right again.” I hung out with him in the garage shootin the shit for about 30 mins while he watched cop audit videos laughing and yelling “stupid fucking pig” at his phone. Lol Straight fucking nonsense!

Haha. Quick google shows he is an author. I can’t find a single review on one of his books. Failed Author Drifter Meat. Tangy.

This thing is next level bad ass!

Fucking weird. I watched the one with the creepy kid. There was no creepy kid although the video was creepy as shit.

Sideways

Yeah man. Smash one of her friends. That’s probably even better than smashing the enemy. One of em will do it. Hoes talk a good game, but they are not loyal to each other.

The last time I got out of a serious relationship, I went out and fucked all of her enemies. Was the easiest pussy I ever got. But jumping back into another relationship, that took a few years. @fat ralphy

I’ve been wondering that shit myself @KILZ FILLZ