mr.yuck

The kite runner

@fat ralphyI apologize for not respecting your initial reaction on crunching the tiny bird.

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That description sounds psychotic. No longer interested.

Take 2 of these and call me in the morning

I bet that’s good, too. Little fried sea critters.

Why didn’t they just send the kids off like they were supposed to? Why did this dude come back with a gun instead of his kids? All this over just some bitch he’s fuckin? This guy gets simp of the fucking century award!

I have a couple acquaintances that are Masons and a few that are American Legion. The Masons I know are like fight club. The American Legion around here seems to be really intertwined with biker culture but they do hella good. All these clubs seem to have a caveat that you must believe in God in order to join. That’s weird in and of itself. Just go to church.

dude. Live a little. You know that shits fire when you have to hide from god while eating it. Lol. also that’s a hard fucking pass on that balut.

Oh shit. You are supposed to eat the whole thing in one bite: bones feet and all minus the beak. The napkin over your head and face is two fold: to trap in those fire aromas and also to shield yourself from the view of god for indulging in such culinary debauchery.

yeah it looks like France hunted their population down 30% over a 10 year period, so they are protected in that country. But as far as their conservation status goes, they are of the least concern.

@nicklesndimesthats the way you want your tools to look. Also good if they weigh a ton. My uncle had this chop saw. Not sure the brand, it had worn off years before. We were driving down the road one day and the back of his van popped open and the saw fell out the back and bounced down the highway several hundred feet. It only bent a little bit and he straightened that son of a bitch back out by hitting it with a hammer. That 150 lb piece of shit is still in action to this day. Hah.

Now that’s bizarre. Why the shame?

I have a bag full of DeWalt dead soldiers too. From chucks that are stripped and just spin to motors that caught on fire while I was drilling. I wonder if I could get a consumer report type job for tools…

I can say this, all of these big name tool companies are starting to slack in quality of build. Porter cable used to be the go to for nailers. Recently I’ve had their 16 gauge trim gun break on me 3 times. The last one only lived for about 6 months. I replaced it with a metabo which was bought by Hitachi I think. So I’m running an old school Hitachi framing nailer (Beast), Metabo 16ga trim, and Porter Cable 18ga and 23ga trim guns which are both older and seem to be holding up just fine.

@NightmareOnElmStreetThats good your current baby mom isn’t actin up as bad as part 1. I watched my old ladies sister break off both of her kids fathers for child support and alimony. Shit was retarded and frankly I’m surprised that hoe didn’t come up murdered.

I’d like to see the full video of that rooster like creature getting a shave

I saw this the other day ago and it made me sad. Edit better quality image

Lol I’m fuckin done with 2021 IMG_1150.MOV

My life is playing out like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

L! O! L! @One Man Bannedmy entire life is coming full circle. This is my Taco Bell karma!

Whhaaa @SMdoubleXL? That seems wildly wreckless. I thought that law was in place to protect the high school sweet heart conundrum where a few year age gap is acceptable when everyone is under 18 but then the relationship becomes illegal as soon as one party graduates into adulthood.

You don’t know any down ass gangster bitches that can introduce themselves to your old lady and help her realize that she can go away when ever she wants, but she better do it quietly and like an adult?

That sucks bro. My cousin is going through it right now with his wife turned dope head. He got custody of all of his kids but this bitch keeps popping up and breaking into his house and vehicles to steal scrap wire and other valuables to pawn. I also don’t have kids. I can’t imagine how much more complicated my life would be. When my wife starts poppin off I just tell her to fuckin make tracks.

Im hard headed, so it took a few times before it set in. My first foray into fucking around at work was back in the 90s working at Taco Bell. I was gettin domed by some trailer slut that worked there too. She thought we were in love and well I was just excited to get my dillz sucked on the clock. This gangster ass old head that worked there named Chip kept clownin me talkin about how she keeps tryna kiss me with nut acne all over her grill. So the pain from that one was two fold. 1) I had respected old heads clownin me and 2) I couldn’t escape this bitch either. Luckily this all coincided with me being fired 5 days in a row before I finally quit and never had to see that bitch again.