mr.yuck

How the fuck do you dodge 11 murder cases spanning multiple states, catch 2 murders while in prison on appeal for a murder case you were found guilty of, and now you’re just free?

Yo. What is boom bap? Sounds like something I might like!

@LUGR hands down one of the hypest songs of all time!

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I’ve never been good at pressure washing decks. I’ll chew that wood up in a second.

Also sorry for any lack of updates. My camera on my phone is shattered and doesn’t focus anymore. I’m just pushing ahead. It’s almost done. Tile and paint is all that’s left.

Yeah. My girl still isn’t back in her house yet. The insurance company is still fucking her around. Only trying to break her off 40k to rebuild her gutted ass house.

yo I follow this chick on tiktok. There is a whole crew of these lookin ass MFers.

Oh no! I just realized that’s all the same bitch!

shes a baddy with a fatty bro. I might have to go in for the perveract the next time I’m in there.

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@mortonyou might want to give tractor supply a try. If you don’t have one close I can look for you the next time I pass mine.

the girl that sells me all my plumbing fixtures looks like this woman minus the retarded lips and clown tits.

leviosaaaaa on the dick squatter

haha. I like Mayo. I don’t think I like what looks to be 2 cups of Mayo mixed into what ever horse shit they were cheffin up in the commercial. I do have a homie that doesn’t eat white sauces. No Mayo, no ranch, no sour cream, it’s weird.

LOL. I love it bro. No fuckin follow up. Just ‘nawl’

enough shit talk your bitch got my dick in a lip lock

Yo. Speaking of eating disgusting shit, I just saw the most disgusting commercial I’ve ever seen. It’s for Mayo and the people are looking in their fridge like “man, I don’t have anything to eat.” Then they see the Mayo and are like “hey I got something!” Then it cuts scenes to them cooking all kinds of shit and then slopping a giant scoop of Mayo into their meal, essentially ruining it. Lol. That shit was so gross. Enjoy

I’d probably never watch it again. But it’s good.

youre right! I should take one for the team. Like there are a lot of tiny birds flying around the crib. I wonder if I can snare one of them and aaaannnd, how different could it be? Aaand also assuming birds aren’t really that crunch and bleeding inside bourdains mouth was probably small gears annnnd that burning sensation was probably battery acid. All this is shaping up to be a terrible idea.