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That video resonates.

I have a feeling I might have to hunt around for something like that here. That doesn’t feel like a Walmart loaf.

a poll even. Would have been a perfect opportunity for boogie feet.

I would assume high arches are better than flat feet.

still in the hospital. They diagnosed him with a partially collapsed lung and carted him back to ICU to put him on a ventilator. Luckily the ICU doctor was on his shit and said there was just an air pocket in his chest. He said the ventilator would have killed him.

420 blaze it

Recently when I’m not sure of the validity of a statement I’ve made and people question me about it, I follow it up with “that’s what Joe Biden says.”

False alarm y’all. My wife has rebounded. We were rochambeau-ing earlier yesterday for which one of us got to double mask with the last surgical mask and which one of us was gonna get the Omicron. We ended up deciding that the best course of action was a Thelma and Louise ending.

I got you. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that rectangle meat block before!

@NightmareOnElmStreetIm gonna have to try it. Never even heard of it. Our secret favorite ham we don’t tell anyone about is red eye ham. Hella dry hella salty. What’s the flavor profile on the polish?

I just overheard my 12 year old nephew throw shade at my wife’s make up saying “It looks like you were trying to pull off a crease cut and it didn’t go right!” First of all, fall back lil buster. Second of all, why do you know so much about women’s make up? Lol. He’s gonna break some boys heart one day!

anything else would be straight sacrelige!

Yeah Jamie lee has some strong facial features for sure. Her make up style only exacerbates the problem.

Baked turkey Smoked turkey Virginia ham Collards mac n cheese potato salad stuffing Deviled eggs Deer Jerky Blunts Cheese cake Carrot cake Pecan pie Strawberry short cake It was lit

Jamie Lee rockin the hard tits for Xmas.

That’s a fair question. And this is no bullshit. We caught it on film in several pictures in swirling smoke and also in this girls messy ass hair that lived with us. They all looked like an evil version of the scheckle man memes.

yeah, you’re not wrong. My wife and I don’t get caught up in the gifting side of things, but I do like the aesthetic of Christmas. This is the first tree we have put up since the Jew ghost raped our Christmas 11 years ago. Merriment and joy is nice, too.

[laughing=Lol]. This whole thread reminds me of a conversation I had with my carpet guy a few years ago. At one point he was installing carpet for Lowe’s, I think. So, when he would get to peoples houses and do their install moving their furniture around and lugging these heavy ass rolls of carpet up stairs, people would inevitably tell him “I can’t believe you are doing all this for free,” because they got “free” install. He said the first time he was like “what the fuck are you talkin about? Of course I’m getting paid!” But then it kept happening, so, he changed his answer to “It is what it is,” while looking really sad. He said people would start tipping him anywhere from $20-$100 per job on top of a day where he was already making $300-$500. [\Laughing]

wow wow wow wow wow! I’ve never heard of such a thing.

Interesting! Looks like I’m off to Williams-Sonoma Sunday morning.

Gonna be honest fellas; had to google sous vide. Is it basically like a “turn any pot into a crock pot” machine?

Props on the speedy claim @KILZ FILLZHit the DMs with an address and I’ll get this thing in the mail in the next few days! A little back story on how I probably came into possession of this thing. 11 years ago we were living in a house infested with angry Jew spirits. One Christmasish night both me and my wife had fallen asleep on the couch. We both startled awake at exactly the same time seconds before our tree was violently thrown to the ground by angry ghosts. The force of the tree being thrown to the ground shattered every ornament we owned. After we saged that evil nurg out of existence, we received an outpouring of love from friends and family giving us all the weird trash ornaments that they didn’t want either. This one here seems to be the loan survivor of weird shit and I bequeath it unto thee.

I just bunched into a 16 person group photo reckless as fuck! My wife is already puking for no apparent reason. Fingers crossed!

When we were decorating the tree I found this truly spectacularly ridiculous ornament. I’m not sure where it came from but my wife said I don’t like that, it makes me feel weird. Sight unseen, the first person to claim it can get this hoe in the mail for next year. You won’t be disappointed! Act now!