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bodice_ripper

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  1. 8 hours ago, MESTHREE said:

    We're old. 

    Thank god.

    1) I am happier with myself than I ever was when I was younger.

    2) I have had the body of a middle aged woman since I was 13. That was hard when I was 18 - 25, when my peers were young and hot, but now I look the same as I ever was, and they are starting to look like me. And I have had practice.

    3) Have you spoken to someone sub 30 recently? They look great until they open their mouths, and the illusion is ruined.

     

    Born to be an old lady over here.

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  2. none of this shit applies to black people here.

     

    other than walking about with headphones connected to your phone and confusing all passers-by (who assume you are talking to them...), some truly awful driving, and naming your shop "GOD'S TIME" when you sell hair products, I cannot think of anything...

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