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HA! Wait'll ya see Pete Townshend at the Super Bowl, Jesus' one shot at redemption... figuratively speaking, of course
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Aw no way, Jesus bombs all the time, did you see him at the Laugh Factory back in November? Man, that place was quieter than... um... any biblical reference I can come off the top of my head with... ps, Bhudda doesn't steal, worldly possesions are transitive and valueless, but I hear he's in the market for virgin Xian souls... that's just a rumour though...
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American Police Force- Private Paramilitary occupying town
Smart replied to delonemonkey's topic in News
well... I may forget all about this thread in the morning, that much is true... -
Thanks Casek, not sure if it's funny but... Here's something else to consider, when is the last time a failed suicide bombing 'killed the bomber and lighty wounded Jesus'? I mean, Mohammad was a prophet but Jesus was the "Son of Go"'... same God right? The Abrahamic God... notice though, how Jesus seems immune to peripheral damage... I'm not downing anyone's religion, I'm just saying it seems like sometimes you get lucky. Just in case you're not lucky, maybe you should choose wisely.
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American Police Force- Private Paramilitary occupying town
Smart replied to delonemonkey's topic in News
11mins? That would take me 24 hours on dial-up! Meh, just faster vulnerability..imho...anyway, I do have a DSL line at the office but I hate to go to the office and they hate me being there, I'll check it out in the next week or so but by then this argument may be dead...maybe tomorrow, probably not though, nobody likes my face on a Friday. -
Hey Fallafel, you're in 'luck'... heh heh, Farouk misplaced his notes on your measuments so he's gonna have to take them again, you know, so the suicide vest fits JUST right... don't worry if he pays special attention to your crotch or suddenly sodomizes you, inshallah...just think of your success in our 'Allah is the tops, queers are the bottoms' seminar you recently attended, you'll know what to do.
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American Police Force- Private Paramilitary occupying town
Smart replied to delonemonkey's topic in News
You know I hate the U-tube links, look if this is all about armed Chinese nationals patrolling our streets, it happens. Aside from embassies there are many, MANY wholly foreign owned properties patroled/guarded entirely by foreign nationals. Sometime they are even foreign Armed Services. I mean innocuous buildings in every major city, manufacturing plants, hell even huge vacant tracts... patrolled, protected by foreign nationals under the direct and obvious employ of foreign national millitaries. WITH THE CONSENT OF THE U.S. GOVT! Why are you so shocked? You of all people... This isn't new 'news' How do you think we get 'secret prisons in Lithuania' anyway? -
the CIA's "every little girls dream" aka: my little torture pony
Smart replied to lord_casek's topic in News
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American Police Force- Private Paramilitary occupying town
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So, where exactly did you SEE this? How many cities, can you name a few? -
Re: Are you going bald??? Is your hair thinning? Are you worried your balding???? ME TOO!! Yeah, am I setting myself up for the ultimate fuck-o? This year I'll be 40. My Papa (Mom's Dad) has been bald since I've known him but even before I knew the 'trick' when I was a little kid I asked Papa why he was bald ('I dunno') and when he went bald ("around 50")... He was full on G MacC when he told me this stuff but my mental math puts him around 48 when he said it, so I'm sceptical and confused. He doesn't like me (it all goes back to me being the guest of honor at my parent's wedding) so I can't ask him again but... what with the new style I'm asking myself, what if I do this, then grow it back and in the next decade it all falls out, I might actually have to kill my nephew. Family business is SO weird...
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Re: Are you going bald??? Is your hair thinning? Are you worried your balding???? ME TOO!! So after my first post in this thread, I'd been thinking, drinking, regular stuff so the other night I shaved my head again. Last time I just wen't w/ the 3/4" guide all over, but that just didn't sit after a couple days... what with the beer and all. So, I shaved it again w/ no guide and then faked up a male pattern baldness look. I got it most of the way done and had my Bro tighten up the back. I sorta screwed up on one side but it's so short it should even out in a few more weks w/ a 1/4" guide. The top has been fully bald since though. In the evenings I hit it w/ my electric razor and the actual razor in the mornings. I'm aiming for a full-on 'Gavin MacCleod' by St. Pat's. *Gavin MacCleod: I was gonna just start growing it back after April Fool's day; however, I've been thinking about taking it to the next level of commitment andafter Easter I might start cultivating a wicked sparse comb-over. *and for everyone laughing at the concept but not taking me seriously... please believe, this IS a joke but it is NO LIE. For at least the next couple months, bald is my new haircut... Also, I'm hoping to up the stakes by getting a job before I start trying to cultivate the comb-over for an even more delightful X-mas present where I just shave it all back to 3/4", thereby baffling everyone I've met in the last year.
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American Police Force- Private Paramilitary occupying town
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This seems to smack of Reeses's reasoning: "You got your hard facts in my absurd fantasies! You got your absurd fantasies in my hard facts!' (nh) -
Fucking Alito, apparently they didn't clearly define "APOLITICAL Judicuary" in his 'My first SCOTUS Seat' orientation manual. Harvard Law Prof's opinion about the decision from the day before the SOTU speech.
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I agree, it's old news as far as the attack... I'd just never known about the, um, deployment... and the Xmas guy just burnt the hell out of his junk...I'm just saying... Seems to me that the ubiquitous randomly tatgeted jump: internet porn is defeating AQ from the inside out.. Which will be SO AWESOME if it comes to pass, Global fundamentalism defeated by porn, I dunno, what are the prayers of an athiest worth? A man can dream... about porn! (fucking terrorists)
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*rectum, it damn near killed 'em... there, I said it.
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The attempt on Muhammad appeared to be a precursor to the botched Christmas Day attack. In both instances, the explosive PETN was used. Both devices went undetected by airport security. The bomber targeting Muhammad had the explosive in his rectum; it was triggered by a telephone call. The bomber died and Muhammad was lightly wounded.
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yeah, so... we knew this, now that we are finally admitting it we can expect change in t-minus 35 years?
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Re: Are you going bald??? Is your hair thinning? Are you worried your balding???? ME TOO!! So my brother is mostly bald, if he grew it he'd have maybe 1/4 inch over his ears... I'm not, at all. Just a sec ago, last week, I had pretty long hair, my bangs could touch the middle of my shoulders. Anyway, I shaved my head. When they saw it my nephews all started freaking out, I was bombarded with questions about why I would even want to do it and then the 4 year old says "You could be stuck like dad FOREVER!" I almost fell out of the car.
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BoJangoFet schoolin y'all, class is in!
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Bullshit, a bullet costs less than a quarter.
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I'm not a 'Banksy guy' either but I fully agree.
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as far as midgets go, I met Billy Barty at a Harlem Globetrotters game when I was little... SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME! My first full on midget encounter. If you don't know, THIS is Billy Barty:
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you know me and the crew used to do her
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When I was a kid I was around some folks who were aware of geopolitics in an intimate way and the Iran/Iraq war was raging.... they told me about how both sides would send the crippled children born in their own country into mine fields. Any of the 'retards' that turned back would be mowed down w/ machine guns... so I was obviously immediately aware of the injustice but I kinda chilled the scene whe I asked, instead of the crippled kids why didn't they send the senior citizens? Some people thought I was strange for asking this question and that's the first time I ever felt it, but if that's what it's about then I've been 'strange' my whole life.