I come home, and my apartment smells like a cheap hooker...
I cant imagine why. The possibilities:
1: Someone else on this floor has one... If it smells this bad in MY apartment, Im sorry for whoever paid for those services.
2: My roommates girlfriend tried to (NEWS FLASH! LOST FUCKING CAUSE! NEWS FLASH!) pretty herself up for some reason.
3. Ok, so those are really the only two things I can think of...
Seriously, WTF! Im going to have to smoke 3 cigarettes at a time to overpower this stench.