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she got big feet tho

i ride a honda elite scooter.

mike and i stepped outside his house to have a smoke, dude looks at me, shakes his head and says "fuckin <your name>!..." me: "feet are too big, blood. the homie dont like big feet" and yeah, she is super fucking cool. we woke her up at 8am with beers and she was down like fuckin charlie brown. thats a good chick.

ps brudduh iz loves you

poz, denmark ended up cruising with the boys and i last night, good lookin out on her number. i told her that she gave it to me at the beach one day. liar oner. miss you niggy, come back to island. i hella stared at her big feet last night, and thought about you.

having the cartilage of your ear pierced hurts more than the initial PA piercing. only thing that was kinda uncomfortable was the needle receiving tube they put in your urethra to catch the needle. the jewelry goes in the urethra and out the underside where the head meets the shaft. the moar you knooooowww

even if bill nye himself told me that i could safely hide behind a fuckin gas truck, i wouldnt do that shit.

yeah, it was awkward. im wondering why the fuck her family was so nice to me. dad was all trying to chum it up n shit. he musta been really boring when he was younger. //never having a daughter

this has baby momma drama anger written all over it. amirite or amirite?

some chick with a bangin body and nice tits was chillin with her mom at the beach today, so i sat down next to them and chatted it up. 9:30am at the beach with keystone light ftw .the rest of chick's family came over and i chewed the fat with them, charmed them so i could hopefully steal daughter away to kick it. told them i go to fuckin church n shit. and then i found out the chick was fifteen. fail.

i burn all my arm hair off on a regular basis when grabbing food from the oven at work. one of those shitty smells you never get used to.

rip to your godfather, homie. shits been wild lately. hope you and your fam stay safe. love you

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happy aloha friday, you fuckahs! bout to ride to the store to get spam musubi and beer then meet up with the cousins at the beach for brews and waves before work GITCHA DICK SUCKED

you know who is hella bsm? motha fuckin sam elliot in roadhouse. useless info: i once had a pet tortoise named wade garrett. only thing harder than it's shell was it's big sexy muscles.

azns are known for being shitty drivers, cant believe it's that inexpensive sorry brah had to ;)

Re: a transit cop is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! hahah. love you, buddy.

out here in hawaii, the trannies are known for beating the fuck out of pricks that act out of line reason #1035 that hawaii is better than the mainland reason #1036 is i can fly to thailand for hella cheap now

hella glad to hear its only bruises. faggot ass 7-up. sorry bout your bike, but im hella stoked you're alright. aloha, ohana!

suplex...wtf????? hollar at your boy soon. usually off work ~9pm your time

10 years we out here

safari wont load images for whatever reason fuck it attoryneys bitches can be fun when i was in belgium, i met an attoryner from brasil, i ended up teaching her how to use a bong in amsterdam and showed her how to operated her camera. we still talk' ''im DAF old lady is making srit fry FTW ps suplex has been holding shit down hella hella tough. not gonna blow him up, but...fuckk..keep at it homie!!!!!

ps girl and i are working on a half gallon of whiskey tonight and eatng stir fry. and weve been hunting cane toads faggot cane toads you will pay for me to get sucked off by ladyboys in thailand BET just you wait and see PROFESSIONAL BAD TASTE BRUTAL SELFISH MONSTERS

i dunno how you cats feels about bluegrass, but i fucking love bluegrass. these motherfuckers sing about fucking bitches, doing drugs, getting drunk, brotherhood, having fun, shooting guns, and all that other shit i love. yes i am DAF bang bang bsm/pbt gang <----- tbe bluegrass bsm anthem.