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i thought u had it in your car haha

so im going to nyc again, and i hope to see a lot of this and this hopefully this time around though i wont see many of these..... they're like a fucking plague so basically what im saying is i hope to have a good time... no i am goingto have a good time. again. one question tho anyone know where i can get the BEST pizza? last time i was out there there was some hurt ass fucking pizza going on giving nyc a seriously bad name. this isnt the one but.... where can i get fire shit yo aside from all that. if anyone is down to meet up and have a drink hit me up pm. ill probably be busy most of the time but im down to hang. ill b there from the 6th-17th ill be stayin in bk - flatbush area

well all i do now and have for a while is drink and smoke weed. the last drug i took was shrooms in 2003 and i did smoke crack and weed for a while in 2005

ive never really tripped that hard but i have done tons of drugs. tons

Re: i wanna fornicate with mariah carey yo thats like mad old fantasy right there

listen if you dont know about mad max then you arent from those times and you probably shouldnt know about it anywho. and if you do know about mad max and arent from those times then good looking. but seriously niggas didnt have cables back in the days i musta seen mad max parts 1,2,3 like 50 times during the span of 1989-1992 also goonies monster squad nightmare on elm st 4 jaws rocky all godzilla filsm they had some special shit going on sundays etc

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yo anyone here know of any good dvd rippers?

yo i think this thread needs some guidelines as to what is retarded. right? retarded spots need one of the following: hard to get too (climb etc) big as fuck (but not secluded or low light spots that allow you to paint huge at night). spot location- high traffic area, pedestrian area etc. i think thats about it. anyone care to add anything to the list?

Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!

if this was mexico or the hood it would hapen

wearing shit like this makes me look like im actually 5 yrs younger than i really am.

this nigga is the biggest biter on earth. i dont think i bite as much as he does. wow

have a safe flight hey if u got any stuff u dont want hgoller ill take all of it thanks

1986: January 19 - The first PC virus, Brain, starts to spread. fuck that and fuck mac January 20 - The United Kingdom and France announce plans to construct the Channel Tunnel. fuck all that wasted bread on a tunnel. buy me a drink bitch. July 1- CSX Transportation established. fuck csx and their heavy buff and heavy rail cop activities. fuck them and all their fucking crap. i would have rather it had stayed chessie systems and seaboard. July 5 - The Statue of Liberty is reopened to the public after an extensive refurbishing. whatever October 27 - The New York Mets win the Major League Baseball World Series, defeating the Boston Red Sox in 7 games. This was the second world series title in the Mets franchise. thats ok i guess November 22 - Mike Tyson wins his first world boxing title by defeating Trevor Berbick in Las Vegas. mike is king 1987: January 25 - The New York Giants defeat the Denver Broncos, 39-20, in Super Bowl XXI to win the NFL Championship for the first time since 1956. dope February 12 - A Unabomber bomb explodes in Salt Lake City, Utah. this guy was alright kinda creepy tho February 20 - A second Unabomber bomb explodes at the Salt Lake City computer store; the owner is injured. March 29 - WrestleMania III is held at the Pontiac Silverdome in Pontiac, Michigan, setting the North American indoor attendance record at 93,173. hells fucking yes April 19 - The first appearance of The Simpsons on The Tracy Ullman Show. another awesome May 11 - The first heart-lung transplant takes place in Baltimore, Maryland. May 26 - Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Iron Sheik are arrested together in car for possession of marijuana. Many feel this is the beginning of the end for pro wrestling trying to hide the fact that it is scripted entertainment and not real sport, as Duggan and Sheik were portrayed as hated rivals. July 27- Australian singer Kylie Minogue releases her first hit, a remake of Little Eva's The Locomotion. (fuck you, she was hot in that video!) August 22 - The Legend of Zelda released for the NES in North America. November 22 - Two Chicago television stations are hijacked by an unknown pirate dressed as Max Headroom December 1 - Construction of the Channel Tunnel is initiated. December 2 - Hustler Magazine v. Falwell is argued before the U.S. Supreme Court. Shoko Asahara founds Aum Shinrikyo. Thomas Knoll and John Knoll develop the first version of Photoshop.

you should have just slapped him and then the look on his face would have been priceless.... i remember one time my boy he looks kinda gay. so this one kid called him a fag, and he was like ok ive had enough he grabbed the kid and socked this nigga in the eye and the kid looked at him with this sad face like whyd u hit me ... then my other boy proceeds to say " hows it feel to get punched in the face by a fagg waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaah" funny story

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/january/wii.html NATIONAL FAMILY ACTION ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for: "I Having Orgasm!" Freehold, Iowa - Decent Christian Americans are thanking God for single Baptist mother, home school teacher, and Mike Huckabee campaigner, Ms. Tawny Huxton, who came home from Wal-Mart last week to find her teenage daughter, Holly, and her girlfriends laying on the couch in the family room with their skirts over their heads. When Ms. Huxton approached for a closer look, she could see tiny infra-red beams of light coming directly out from between each of the young ladies' legs. "I yelled, WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME OF JESUS?!" Ms. Huxton recalls. "When they saw me standing there, they screamed and pulled the Wii controllers I bought Holly for Christmas out from between their legs! Then they tried to hide them under the cushions while they were fiddling with their skirts." The next day, while her daughter was at Sunday School, Ms. Huxton put the wet controllers in a plastic bag and packaged up the Wii console. She brought them to Pastor Deacon Fred, who after opening the bag to take a quick whiff, immediately delivered them to the Landover Baptist Secular Media Research Laboratory. "When we confirmed there were vaginal secretions on the video game controllers, we issued a Yellow Action Alert to Focus on the Family," said Professor Dr. Donald Rawlings. "We also contacted our Christian friend in Japan, Masaru Hayate, to see if he could provide us with more details about the popular Wii video game console. In addition, our researchers started reviewing Japanimation films and Asian adult videos, searching desperately for more information." After several days, researchers were able to confirm what their Christian intuition had already been telling them. "'Oriental woman use the exclamation, 'Wii,' when they experience extreme pleasure during a sexual encounter outside of marriage," Dr. Rawlings reports. "In many cases the term is also exaggerated or drawn out. For example: 'Wiiiiii!' Our friend in Japan tells us that Wii consoles and their vibrating controllers are found in brothels, sex-shops, and gentleman's clubs - or 'strip parlors,' throughout the island of Japan." "The Japs are at it again," Pastor Deacon Fred told church members on Sunday. "I let President Bush know from the very beginning that he needs to keep a keen eye on our so-called Asian allies to the East. They still hold a grudge against our Christian Nation because Jesus let us blow up their cities in World War II. We should have seen this coming, since the name of the console itself is an anagram for WWII. They were just trying to be fiendishly subtle, by dropping the first 'W' and calling it WII," he said. "Friends, we can't drop our guard on the Japs. They used Pokémon to get at our children in the 90's, and since we were savvy enough to call their bluff on that nonsense, they began working on another way to destroy our Godly country from the inside out! The Wii gaming system comes off as neatly packaged family fun, but the Devil's fingerprints are all over it!" Pastor Deacon Fred issued an official press release earlier this week forbidding the ownership of Wii game consoles by any member of the Landover Baptist Church or its affiliated ministries. "Ms. Huxton's daughter, Holly, and her friends will be sent to North Dakota to our sequestered institution for Christian Homemakers and Dementia Ward this Spring," said Pastor. "We thank God that He has revealed to us what this so-called, "Wii" video game system is really all about, but someone has to be punished for it," he further stated. "Young ladies are not like men, the Bible teaches us through the story of 'Eve,' that their fickle minds are easily led astray by Satan's trickery. Holly and her friends will be spared further temptation by spending the next three years in isolation. With no electricity, running water, or access to anything that fits between their legs, they will have plenty of time to think about what they did to soil their mother's reputation and drag our congregation's good name through the mud!

from the first list i did say yes to number 6 but whatevre i collect fucking vinyl the second one i answerred yes to #,s 5,8,18- yes and still do so im basically a normal person based on this quiz... good luck everyone hahahaha

Definition of a Hipster Hipster - One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck.") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat. 1. You graduated from a liberal arts school whose football team hasn't won a game since the Reagan administration. 2. You frequently use the term "post-modern" (or its commonly used variation "PoMo") as an adjective, noun, and verb. 3. You carry a shoulder-strap messenger bag and have at one time or another worn a pair of horn-rimmed or Elvis Costello-style glasses. 4. You have one Republican friend who you always describe as being your "one Republican friend." 5. Your hair looks best unwashed and you position your head on your pillow at night in a way that will really maximize your cowlicks. 6. You own records put out by Matador, DFA, Definitive Jux, Dischord, Warp, Thrill Jockey, Smells Like Records, and Drag City. end list now Give yourself 1 point for each question you answer yes, or for each statement you agree with. Just like Cosmo, add up your points and check your results at the end. 1) Have you ever commented on Brooklyn Vegan? 2) Without looking it up, can you fill in the blanks in this sentence: The Dark Room is on _______ between _______ and _______, but why are you going there? That place sucks now. 3) Sure you've been to the Tribeca Grand before, but do you remember the name of the Saturday night party that, until recently, called the basement home? 4) You've seen David Cross and [enter favorite Stroke here] at a bar, but you didn't make a big deal out of it, right? After all, they're just dudes hanging out. 5) In the past six months, have you been to two Fader-sponsored parties? (anybody can luck into one). 6) The ratio of free Sparks or Red Stripe that you've consumed to the number of Sparks or Red Stripe you've actually paid for is 2:1 or greater. 7) Do you know who Gavin McInnes, Michael T and Todd P are? (Give yourself 1 point for each.) 8) Have you been in a photo, even in the background of a photo, published on The Cobrasnake or Last Night's Party? 9) Do you know the name of the doorman at Misshapes and Motherfucker? 10) Do you know any of the details about why Death From Above had to change their name to Death From Above 1979? 11) Do you know what Cornerstone is? 12) Have you ever received anything for free -- anything at all -- from Cornerstone? 13) Do you work for Cornerstone? 14) Can you identify the fake UK buzz band in this group: Arctic Monkeys, Tiny Riot, Test-Icicles, Art Brut? 15) Do you know the procedure for gaining entry into the Alife Rivington Club and Nom de Guerre? 16) Famed graffiti artist Neckface designed T-shirts for a Williamsburg tattoo parlor that's in the back of an art gallery on Berry and North 9th. Can you name the tattoo parlor? 17) During the summer season that somewhat recently concluded, guys: did you wear a T-shirt with a blazer? Girls: did you wear a pair of cowboy boots that you had bought before July? 18) Did you DJ at a party/bar/club in 2005? 19) While having a conversation with someone in a bar, has the topic ever turned to how much you both hate Ultragrrrl, even though you both agreed on "how nice she is in person?" 20) Rejoice, the used clothing/record store now located in Williamsburg, was chased out of the Lower East Side because of surging rents. Do you know what LES street it used to be located on? 21) During CMJ three months ago, did you attend two separate parties DJ'd by Steve Aoki ... in the same day? 22) Do the following letters mean anything to you: LVHRD? 23) Were you invited to the Subways show at the Northsix tonight by +1? 0-4 points: You are a Normal Person. You can probably enjoy a solid hour of Top-40 radio without once considering slashing your wrists. You can talk to your mom about movies you both enjoy. You love hanging out with co-workers, especially when it's something fun like Happy Hour in Murray Hill. You don't think there's anything wrong with living in Queens. You are mentally at peace at all times. 5-9 points: You are Culturally Aware. You understand what "indie rock" is, and you can walk by the Angelika or Sunshine and recognize some of the titles playing, but you always say "Oh! I want to see that!" and never do. You think the OC mix CDs are a great way to discover new bands. You've started blowing off some get-togethers with friends for the occasional show at Webster Hall and Irving Plaza. Still, though, you're not quite sure why it's cool to like LCD Soundsystem but bad to like The Bravery. You're walking a fine line right now, and you could go either way. 10-14 points: You are a Hipster. You seek out the latest and greatest music, and you might have a blog. You go to shows at Mercury Lounge, Bowery Ballroom and Northsix several times a month, and most of your friends are hipsters, too. You have little in common with most co-workers or fellow students. You've gazed longingly at the Misshapes photo gallery and considered it -- maybe you've even gone once or twice -- but guest lists and Happy Ending after-parties are still a foreign concept, even though you'd love to be a part of it. You've stopped hanging out above 14th Street. 15-19 points: You are a Self-Loathing Hipster. You may not have "the look," but it's time to come out of the closet as a hipster. You've resisted this before, and you probably hate hipsters more than a little bit, but in the back of your mind you know it's true. You're already over M.I.A., the Go! Team and Maximo Park. You always know where to go. You'll go to hipster'd out venues such as Supreme Trading or the Delancey to have a good laugh, but you also can't dream of hanging out on a Friday or Saturday night at a place that doesn't play cool music. Special DJ sets and parties at Hiro and Tribeca Grand bore you, but for some reason you'll always find yourself there. It's a love-hate thing. You've written about your complaints with the scene on your blog. 20-24 points: You are an Unabashed Hipster. Odds are you can't even concentrate on this because the Bloc Party remix CD is playing through your Mac so loud. And you're proud of it! You work in music/media/art/fashion/promotion, but the day job doesn't stop you from going out 4-5 nights a week. You won't touch it unless it's an open bar. Either you're a DJ or you're in a band. Several of your shirts have no sleeves. For the most part, you've stopped eating. 25 points: You are the Hipster Messiah. Generations of hipsters have sung your praises and awaited your arrival so that you could show them precisely how it should be done. You are an immortal. Everybody in the scene has not only heard of you, but would probably recognize you even though they have never met you. Then they would softly whisper to a friend, "That's such-and-such." You aren't even invited to anything because it's just a given that you know about it and you'll be there. You work with bands and artists, but only the ones you feel like taking on. You're not a DJ, per se, but sometimes they'll ask you to play your favorite records just for shits and giggles. You own more than one headband. When Maureen Callahan needs a quote for a Post article, she calls you. You consider "Bronques" a close friend. You should kill yourself.

mero get the bitch drunk and talk some smart book fixed gear bike shit. its either that or let your hair grow out and size down your clothing by about 2-3 sizes, dont shave. and ride a fixed gear. oh and be like oh im vegetarian bitch. but dont change the way you talk. itll throw bitches off

thats not a nerf gun

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