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EXACTLY!!!!!!!! AND AFTER THE MOVIE I DID LIKE 200 HUNDRED SIT UPS BECAUSE IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT. FUCKING SMASH ON ALL 300 OF THEIR 10 PACK ABS. AND ARE YOU ALL SLEEPING ON THE ORACLE??????? SMASH WITH MY NONEXISTANT PENIS!

that fort scene was classic

i haven't read through this thread.. have you named it yet? if not i recommend FUCKFACE. fuckface was my very first hamster.. I was about 17 and off to college and felt rad getting a new pet. thus my fuckface. he was a crazy ass hyper dwarf hamster.

how i sharted my day, LOL!

^ same thing i was thinking. "ohhhhhhh her! with the neck tattoo" anyway i like your eyebrows. i have a thing for eyebrows.

thats some sad shit.thats why drugs are gay. except weed because dude that shit is natural.

who the fuck steals from their grandparents??!?!?!?

i should of stopped at "powerful blast"

soup you forgot that your head rolls down the pyramid and bitches wait at the end to catch it with baskets!

i was cleaning out the garage this weekend and saw a sticker seeks sent to me while sending the "12oz black book" back in 02. memories. what happened to that book? anyway...................... happy 25k my friend.

wtf is that? if your going out, then going out au natural is the way to go. duh!

okay who wants me to kill them? im down!

like suffocation?

she sounds like some drama ass bitch. you CAN get pregs after a miscarriage.. even after an abortion. like you can get pregs within the next few weeks. but she comes at you with it real shady like. so you need to get the facts straight and if she is............ go maury on that hoe. sorry she just sounds a lil trifflin. how is she geting pregnant while at vacation? i dont understand your entire post. did you visit her when she was in the hospital due to her miscarriage? did she even tell you she was pregs the first time? wtf some girls are such trifflin cunts.

for me the worst way to die is going out without accomplishing all the shit on your to do list sad :(

HAPPY BDAAAAAAAAAAAY!

TED is just a part of uniTED

did you buy it yet???? im going on may 24, coming home on the 2nd. woooooooohooooooooooo. well im going back for my dads memorial..... but still i'm really excited to be back home.

god just gave me a sign right now he too thinks this is gay!

http://www.cheaptickets.com/App/ViewFlightSearchResults?retrieveParams=true&z=ab27&r=1c&z=ab29&r=1e&lastPage=interstitial dude i found tickets for 422$ + tax = 502. leave on tuesday the 4/24 come back 5/8

okay wait......... the only airport you should be going to is OGG.

why is it 6-8 hundred?!??are you staying with friends there or are you getting a packaged deal??????6-8 for roundtrip tickets are too much. leave on a wednesday, come back on wednesday.. see the prices for that. it shouldent be THAT much. wtf?

take some baby asprin daily!

my son has a great-great grandmother. how crazy is that shit? apparently my husbands family started way young. unfortunely i met only 1 grandparent and she passed away when i was 7. but how cool would it have been to meet all 4 grandparents. my son is really lucky. but dudddddeeeeee happy birthday nana! 110 is fucking awesome.

^ dude id have a major heart attack if i tried that shit. i feel old.