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shameless self promotion

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  1. So this guy shows up to pick up hockey this morning, can barely skate, all new gear, but no cage. After everyone realizes he didnt know the rules of the game or what offsides is, everyone tries to help him out by explaining things while on the bench between shifts... I heard a couple guys mention he should really put a cage on his helmet. Unfortunately no one told him not to stand in front of the net, and have no fucking clue what was going on.......because about 10 minutes after being there he takes a slapper from the point right in the fucking face. Dropped like he had been shot. Blood all over the place, blood across the ice, they ended up calling the ems. Fucking retard.
  2. ^that. Im 30+ (with girlfriend). 9-5, well I usually go in at 7 to get ahead for the day, or depending on the week, so I can stay afloat. Seems like a lot of people at my work are fairly religious or full on right wing. Only a few will have a drink after work, if its Friday. I dont have a lot in common with most. I just keep my head down and do my thing. So in order to not kill myself I play hockey twice during the week in a beer league. Rotating beer schedule, and some fun on the ice. I skate with doctors, lawyers, mechanics etc. Because of this Ive got friends/connections of all types in my community, and numerous times its helped me out at work. Plus Im not being a fat ass, sitting on my couch smoking a bowl playing playstation after work. Trust me, playing a rec sport during the week helps.
  3. Saturday. Gonna get shitfaced at St.Ceces or the baltimore. Friend has a big screen set up on his rooftop. Wings hockey and the fight. Then more drinking. Probably lose large at the casino...chicken and waffles and some whiskey at honest johns. okay. ps. I prefer red smoke BBQ to slows. I met Royce the 5'9'' there a few weeks ago too.
  4. Unfortunately this has become the 350z community. Cut springs-or shitty ebay coilovers and some retarded slammed fitment. People are fucking up big. That makes me angry.
  5. Rangers just knocked the devils out of the playoffs. I hope they keep playing like this. But its a tossup if they show or not every night..
  6. Foreal. Both them birds been flown through here before son.
  7. I thought those were varrstoen wheels at first, and I logged in to rip you a new arsehole. But I have since realized my error, so carry on...
  8. John 5:28-29 New International Version (NIV) 28 “Do not be amazed at this, for a time is coming when all who are in their graves will hear his voice 29 and come out—those who have done what is good will rise to live, and those who have done what is evil will rise to be condemned.
  9. This top comes off and turns into: STOMACH ASS!! TRRRRRRASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!!
  10. Last time I was in Cancun my girl and I randomly met a friend of a friend that did fishing tours and etc. Long story short, dude takes us out into the middle of nowhere to this island and drops us off for the day. After being there like 6 hours we started to get worried he left us. Finally guy pops out of nowhere and makes us swim out to the boat while throwing beers at us, making us drink them before we get back on board. Got drunk as hell, drove the boat around and made it back in time for a bad ass dinner. From watchtower. Only a few scientists stay there part of the year, no fresh water.. Anyways, rooms were nice, food was good. Three things that make a vacation for me: Patio, hammock and beer. Cheers!
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