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Boring Bastard

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  1. I'm seeing that! Can someone say "Tease JR"????
  2. You mad because your bitches leave you and I have hos in abundance? Don't get mad kid..........get sad........and cry! Be emo........wear velcro shoes! Oh shit........you do!
  3. Interesting.........but I think I'll pass bro! Any other advice is welcome too!
  4. I've already got friends that I'm staying and painting with..........just offering though! Anyways........on the original note.........anything that I shouldn't miss when I'm there???? Just curious........if not then it's cool too! It should be fun!
  5. Nice guy???? kevinstark98270@hotmail.com is the email for me......
  6. I'll be road tripping to Phoenix within the next month for a weekend......leaving Washington Thursday night and coming back late Sunday to get home real late on Monday! What are some absolute musts when I visit the corporate grid in the desert????? Someone fill me in!! :confused:
  7. Leflah Leflah Eshkoshkah!!!! Yeah.......Heltah Skeltah.......Ras Kass.....Old OK.......Souls.......There's tons of stuff that I feel had that unique feel that is gone now! Now it seems that everyone tries to hard to be backpack!
  8. PING PONG FOR LIFE NIGGAS! PING MOTHAFUCKING PONG!!!!!!!!!
  9. That DEGO was in my yard a month ago.......where'd you cop it? LA??
  10. Someone got chased halfway through going over a shore panel??? Ouch..........busted!
  11. That JUSTIN cursive is sickeningly bout it! So is that SIGH!
  12. Why doesn't anyone ever speak on the CURVE hottness? The guy's got filthy straight letter panels..........:king:
  13. Ahhhhh..........I see SNAK on the fill jack! My ninja..........
  14. Axel and Suite.......my ninjas! Lean back..........
  15. What??? I'm trying to follow this.........
  16. Well the thing is........I went and talked to the triffling ass girl saying all this jazz.........and when I confronted her she just looked at me very blankly and asked me what I wanted her to say........WTF???? Don't lie........I'm not trying to fuck you........She said "I know that!"....... So why'd you say it? She then, once again, said "What do you want me to say?" WTF??? I wanted to fucking punch her........My girlfriend called her later and asked her a ton of shit and the girl just himmed and hawed and said that I was coming into her work trying to spit to her! She told my girl that I just said, plain as day, "I wanna fuck you!"....... It's been 3 years and a good 40 pounds later..........No......I'm not trying to fuck you! You have not won the lotto! Do not pass go, bitch! My girlfriend is kosher now and sees the girl is fucking nuts........but this is one hell of an experience I'll never forget!
  17. Real funny fag! My town is just full of freaks!!!!!!!! For real.........
  18. So follow this.............a while ago I bumped into this girl that I had slept with a whole whopping one time over 3 years ago. Well the bitch is fairly fat now and works at a fucking gas station. What a winner! So she wanted to get together and kick it sometime somehow and I wasn't interested. She gave me her number......I took it........threw it away and never called. Well I've had the same cell number for fucking years now and she has tried calling me on numerous occassions of which I haven't answered or didn't return the call except a few times when I took the call because I didn't recognize the number! So I never kick it with her.......not even once! Follow the six degrees of seperation from here........ This girl has a friend that dates a guy who has a sister that is my girlfriend! What the fuck???? You ask?? Here's the clincher.............This bitch was jocking me trying to get me to call her to begin with........which I didn't....she called me talking about wanting to get hang out again (eluding to sexual) when I'm not remotely interested in the slightest! I brush her off like some dandruff.........Whatever! Now the story goes, supposedly, that I'm coming into her work sweating her trying to get her to fuck me even after she told me that she's got a boyfriend!?!?!?! No..........I'm glad that some fool has such low standards that he'll fuck a girl that's a little too plump for my liking! I guess someones gotta do it........but not me! I want nothing to do with her and now I'm being accussed of sweating her! I didn't want to admit that I slept with her before her fat days.........so now I'm the bad guy because I tried to hide the fact that I slept with her once before???? My girlfriend gets real jealous so it's hard to talk about to her without her getting crazy and just tripping on the smallest shit! So I don't.........I just handle the situation and don't talk to the new person trying to talk to me.......When I've been hit on before I just take the number and toss it..........or brush them off........ Now when I've done nothing wrong I'm guilty of what???? Nothing......... This is one skeleton in the closet that needed to stay in the closet! This is old news with some bitch still crushing on me years later......... Blah.......... Contribute or tell stories of gossiping ass, dick jockey, blood sucking trash from Pluto!
  19. Who Phem??? She's fine.........or so it seems!!!!!!!!
  20. This curve is the hottness..........he's got the illest straight letters!
  21. Is that a big tittied broad I see crouching in front of that homer panel???
  22. I didn't speak on penis, you fag. I was talking to Littlezane........lick my ass you fuck!
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