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bad boy bill is the fucking worst.

this is one of my favorites. my du isnt flashy, he just goes and goes.

SHIT i need cable.

did i hear in another thread that PMB is gone too? damn shit really is falling off around here. been here since april 2000. dayum.

oh man this is fucking awesome. i was standing in a line to get into a show in vegas. across the street is a sports bar playing the game on a big screen. canes down 3-1. in the time it took to move through the line, they were up 4-3. but i had to go inside before its over. when we leave i go across the street to ask the bartender who won. the place is like a coyote ugly ripoff with all these blonde sluts as employees. i ask her who won and she says. colorado won 5-4. i took that as carolina as left happy as shit.

APPRECIATE MOTHERFUCKERZ

robin williams is funny when you ignore the fact that he launches into one of three ethnic/weird voices even when its totally irrelevant to the joke. which i cant ignore. either your joke is funny or it isnt, tweaking your voice 3 octaves higher or talking like a redneck or a pakistani is not improving the humor. truth.

this book will answer all your questions.

^is that serious. dennis leary bites bill hicks for sure. hedburg is a genius. dane cook is marginally funny. carlin used to be funny, but now hes just "right." he has opinions that he says on stage and alot of times i agree, but rarely do i laugh. eddie murphy also used to be funny. i tell you who isnt funny. robin fucking williams. die please.

this book will answer all these questions and also flip your fucking lid. every wonder why a human womens ass doesnt change colors to show they are ovulating, or which animals cheat on their "spouses". or why respected artists and critics cant tell the difference between art done by people and elephants. well, that last one is kindof a given. read this shit, on the real.

house of 1000 lame shit and the devils rejects are two of the worst horror movies ever made.

im so sick of fuckers like you.

oh shit i didnt see the devils fan post above me, i wasnt really calling you a bitch. ahaha i was talking to the imaginary woman who i was fucking with my love for hockey. makros would not approve of this post. cest le vie.

hows this for not canada. north carolina. canes bitch. born and raised southern. fucking love hockey. you like that tie it up with 3 seconds left, you like that bitch..oooo yea you like it.

i blew my ankle up two weekends ago. im trying to stay off it but fuck i want to skate so bad. im going to give it one more week rest , but after that im saying fuck it. im just getting a little old and im terrified of re-injuring too soon and possibly ending my skate "career". i mean not before i buy a house and build a mini for the back. please baby jesus. let my ankle heal.

Re: axe somebody the best was the onion headline. "ask murderer terrorizing local black community."

im sorry im lazy and wont host these but dont let that discourage you this guy is dumb good. http://www.americanartarchives.com/artzybasheff.htm

haha. yall are too new school. in the beginning it was headshots of weirdos with funny captions underneath.

haha, he clowned on the date you joined. wow you kids.

the wire is the best show on television. Oz was good the first season. then when shit like guys getting killed with sharpened fingernails started happening. i was out quick.

hey pffft. wait till you see the pictures from last night. ask papajon about them. oh man. ill see you at midget wrestling. ill be the motherfucker with the sprained ankle. also courtesy of last night mayhem.

yall are sleeping. she talks all the time. even had a ask me questions thread. "in all my years on this site" psshaw.

tease?

what about vegandraftdodger300k. he was a real winner.

manufacturing consent. thats all you need to know.