Hall of Fame

If it's not from my phone it's from here.. wish I was flexing out here like big papa mercer tho..

breakfast taco strawberries are coming in and blackberries my lazy dogs yesterday’s impossible burger my last medical foster pup Willa the pittie from south LA shelter #adoptdontshop #spayandneuter

Like school I’m mainly here for attendance… then gone 🫥

Where is the sign up list?

Good MORNING! (Late) A Caravan hauling 4 vehicles : She didn't like her new toy 🫣

Paused my day to watch this Osprey nest build

Had a job interview this morning. new area for me with new sights whoever puts these up has a large variety of them. black squirrel

who woke me from my nap.

cool vids but I thought is it someone suppose to Foun-out

This is how I oontz. Hand for scale

OMFG...does anyone even remember me? What am I even doing here... anyways, hi!

Primary spots and almost always mobile - like 99% of the time. Truth is I oontz from all over, eerrry day. Oontz gang. My girl took over my desk space - its fucked now.

My first influence was a program called Kid Pix Studio. Anytime I had the chance to use it at the school, I would do so and draw sick Ks. Later on, moved on to MS Paint, Photoshop 6, and than Photoshop CS. Took photography and photoshop classes in college. Now I have Pens to speed up the process. Took years to pay off student debt, learned the craft, just so I can do this: Where the hoes at @fat ralphy ?

Big Papa Nerd flexed so hard on us.

Went to the zoo yesterday not only thorns on the branches but that whole tree is covered in thick thorns. (All the bumps on the trunk in the background) slumped monkey Mama gorilla cuddling with her baby this was the cutest thing over ever seen tgis fucking flower is so awesome. Each of those dangly bits hangin from the end of the petal are the stamens and pistols. self with big fish stingray smile The colors of these trees while blooming Girl far left was wearing nude tank and shorts. It almost always warrants a double take Billboard always requires a double take. She looks like mrs doubtfire

What’s up dawgz

Jeeez mon! That’s the ultimate ooontzn spot! This is my stylee…

Gen Z Seinfeld

orange one is Hummus, grey one is Truffle such an age gap they don't really understand each other VID-20240420-WA0004.mp4

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Spring has sprung at Fat Ralphy's -

Haha! @Jokernever been invited to the bathroom hand wash splash party. Next time you are washing your hands and some grease ball rolls up after taking a dump and running his hands through his hair, start splashing a little water at him. That's how you initiate the splash party.

@Dark_Knight, @DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONERand @Elena Delle Donne

Random thought or rant? You tell me. I've been working in a shared office space for the last two years. It's the same concept as a wework space just a different name. In the two years I've been here I've had plenty of shared bathroom experience to walk away with several head-tilting thoughts. 1. The number of men leaving the shitter and not washing their hands is mind boggling. In a week I will witness at least a handful of men walk up the sink (where I'm washing my hands, like a fucking hero) and fix their hair, rub their hands on their face, fix their shirt or whatever... then leave without washing their hands. I've seen several guys not wash their hands after wee-wees either but nasty doesn't bother me so much, probably because I do it from time to time, especially when traveling on the road and have to piss at a truck stop. It leads me to wonder: are parents not teaching their kids to wash their hands after poopy-doos? Or are these grown men just so damn busy that they can't be bothered to clean themselves? Or is there some weird social media hand washing backlash that I'm not aware of? 2. I've witnessed (or rather heard, I guess) several men walk into the shitter, stand there and piss into the toilet, then sit down for poopy-doos. Like... is there something wrong with sitting down to pee before poops? Do guys think someone might find out they're a wizz-sitter and think they're legit gay? What's happening here? 3. Conference calls on the shitter. Fucking c'mon, dude. Really? Gross on so many levels, but do these guys think no one can tell they're in the toilet? Especially when they flush!?!? This is easily the thing I witness most often. 4. Pubic hair in the urinal. There's either one guy or several but I would imagine by now they're smooth as a baby's bottom down there with the amount of pubes that are piled up in the urinal. It's like a wet pile of kindling. Not to mention... are they fucking grabbing gobs of hair when peeing? And grabbing soooo much and tugging hard enough to rip it all out seems so weird. Every dark hair guy I see in the halls I think to myself "Are you the one with pubic alopecia?". 5. Used paper towels on the floor. Alright... what's happening here? You're one of the good ones who washes their hands after touching their naughty bits, you pull down some paper towels to dry off, and then what... you can't be bothered to put those used towels in the bin not 24" away from you? You just throw them into a pile on the floor next to the bin. I'll give you the benefit that maybe the towel fell out of your hands before you reached the bin. Awwwwwwww, that fucking sucks, man. Hey, here's a thought... grab another paper towel and pick it up. Quit being a lazy pile. 6. And finally, I don't understand how so much water gets on the floor and mirror. Are, like, two guys in there each at a sink at the opposite end of the counter and having a splash fight a couple times an hour? Are they washing their hands and then flicking the water at the floor/mirror to dry them off instead of the towels? I'm so confused.

I miss her so fucking much...she became my best friend IRL along with the legendary Devilush because we were posting here.💔 TY to the oontz for bringing people together, truly.

Haha, thanks! The forum looks so slick btw. Not much, just adulting but also playing in the BDSM world. Taking advantage of my mature, married older woman status and manipulating / humiliating younger men. What about you?

I basically have alzheimers from smoking out of hella aluminum cans back in the days. I am on som boomer shit - idgaf.

Where you oontz’n from?

Made some spicy curry.

I would light someone the fuck up if they touched anything of mine to move it ESPECIALLY trying to move my child without trying to pardon themselves first. I don’t talk to either parent. but my mom was the type to drive the left lane on the freeway in attempt to “regulate” everyone’s speed. So I cannot fucking imagine how she is now.

I could have downloaded a background but I paid a photographer to camp out at Bear Mountain over a week to get that perfect panoramic of the lake to span both 4K screens.

I got a hat, but does not extend far. How do I do it ?

yes! lol..

All I know is that I won the "Last person to reply to this...." thread years ago. Where's my iPod? Where's my 12oz shirt? Can I at least get the recipe for Krink? By the way this is what I look like now:

Not quite the last thing... dinner last night. took the picture but forgot to post

Oh no. I think I'm having a boomer moment. He was definitely yelling CYBER TRUCK! I'm gonnA chalk that slip up to exhaustion.

Am I a boomer, whats a cyber car?