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  1. Geeking out over the new shipment across the street from my pad
    9 points
  2. I know a dude who was scheming with hella fraudulent credit cards - he would order shit and then flip it for cash. Bought some of these ass pussy joints - this was like 15 years ago when they just had a slab of silicon with a couple holes in it. Dude told me that when his crib got raided the cops pulled the Jenna Jameson one out from under his bed and were fucking around and fingering it. It was the one that he would fuck. This dude is a degenerate.
    8 points
  3. One time I had gone camping and went pretty deep out there brehs, like twenty miles into the outback. Since I have long surpassed the pathetic limits of your everyday man, I have to challenge myself in ways like this. After days of hiking, I had stopped and set up camp and I was in my tent with the tv on. I had a fire in there and a playstation set up and everything, shit was wild brehs. So it started raining and storming and shit like a goddamn hurricane so I turned everything off and went to sleep. In the middle of the night, I started hearing shit walking around outside. Didn't know what the fuck it was, but I tried to ignore it. At this point, I was wearing nothing but a speedo also. So eventually what happened was, something humongous came up to my tent and unzipped that bitch, which that alone was gonna get whatever it was fukked up, and then it stepped in. I lay back barely breathing so as not to alert it to my presence, but it was some kind of gigantic thing brehs! In the dim light I could make out a quadrupedal creature straight out a nightmare. So this bitch looked over at the playstation and seen I had that madden 2016 brehs and that shit hadn't even came out yet but I had the connect and I guess jealousy took hold cause then it reached over and grabbed the grits I had cooked which still were hot, and before I could get up, it tossed that shit toward the playstation. Brehs, in slow motion, I sprang up, and leapt in front of the station and the grits fell all over me. Straight absorbed that shyt brehs and the beast charged me. I grabbed hold of it and there was fur and fangs and muscle everywhere no homo. This thing had to be like thirteen feet tall at the absolute least. It had the strength of a bull but the agility of a duck as well. Then I started pushing it out the door and when I got it there, I did a reverse crescent kick, or a flash-kick from street fighter, and it went flying back into the darkness. Don't even know what happened to his ass cause I ain't hear him land or anything. That's how much power I had used, but the funny thing is that it was only only 19, 17 percent of my power at most. But after that, the rest of the weekend was pretty uneventful lol.
    7 points
  4. These assholes hired a 24 year old girl as the head armorer that had to ask her daddy how to load blanks in guns, and thought it was "scary". I posted up the article in the news section thread. Unless you're an actual slave, you've always got the right to quit, any time, any job. If these dumb fucks decide they're going to carry on filming without you, it's 100% on their dumb asses.
    6 points
  5. Just realized a bidet is just a toilet peeing in your butt
    6 points
  6. Dump from past few weeks Saw modest mouse and future island for GF bday Went to Greek fest Beat my Tetris 40 line Sprint today been trying since 2019
    6 points
  7. Can someone change the title to Are all graff writers Mormons @Kults
    5 points
  8. I don’t argue with mormons
    5 points
  9. Had an adventurous day yesterday before going to see suicide boys in concert.. Stopped at the job for some food.. mainly to use my work discount and not drop alot of money.. Veggie burger (beyond beef), Belgium waffles with the works, and a turkey club in the back with beer battered french fries.. old fashioned and a "Daisy" cocktail which consists of pineapple rum, raspberry liqueur and topped with prosecco and a pineapple wedge.. Weird being on the other side of the table for once.. Surprised my manager hooked us up with some shots for the road.. of course I'm gonna say yes to free booze.. View of the stage for a while.. I'll explain in a sec.. His and hers Night Lovell After Ramirez went on me and my girl went upstairs mainly because some wack Lil Mexican chick was trying to squeeze through like an asshole to the fence.. she stuck her leg in between mine and kept pushing me into my girl thus squishing her and pissing her off.. I told her like "yo there ain't no room here back up" she said she was trying to get to her friends on the other side of the fence which I responded with "not my problem I don't give a fuck move around you're squishing my girl" so some boney white chick let her in front of her then started throwing her back all on my arm squishing is again.. so I said fuck it when he gets off let's go upstairs but my girl was so pissed she was ready to throw hands like the exact second he got off stage she yelled "aight who's the bitch?! Where she at??" And she NEEEEVER gets like that.. as much as I wanted to muff ol girl I figured it ain't worth it plus the view from the balcony was dope so fuck it.. Now I'm just chilling at the crib with some bruised forearms from the gate and my girl had bruises on her knees as well.. throats a Lil itchy so I grabbed this from the 711.. super meh... No flavor in the noodles only the broth really but it helped my throat a lil I guess.. Fin.
    5 points
  10. I think a lot of people are dumb as fuck and you are just witnessing a cross section of society that happens to share a common interest with you.
    5 points
  11. All the mods banned themselves. This thread will be here forever.
    5 points
  12. Wait, so somebody loaded it with live rounds instead of blanks? Isn’t that how Bruce Lee’s son got killed? How does that even happen, much less twice?
    5 points
  13. Here are some more shots of old boys collection…..dude even has the light sabers and shit. You know those are the first thing to go missing.
    4 points
  14. Yeah, you read that right. I don’t know what made this pop into my head but a few years ago my homie was yellin at his son for wiping his ass wrong. And he ended the yellin with ‘and I’ve done told you bout this before!’ I don’t have any kids and I thought this was weak as fuck so naturally I had to ask “What did you tell him before?” My man said “I don’t like it when they cock their booty to the side to wipe. That shit gay as hell!” I almost died laughing cuz for real I was like ‘Is there another way to wipe your ass?’ He wasn’t laughing with me, though. So I asked him and he said “You just stand up, spread your legs a little and get busy!” WHAT? IS THIS FUCKIN LEGIT? Discuss!
    4 points
  15. Yo 3 pages on this is hilarious.
    4 points
  16. shitting in a creek, letting the stuff float away downstream. wiping in water with hand. using the silt/sand in the creek/stream bed to exfoliate and scrub hands clean.
    4 points
  17. I did this it and it worked. Thank you so much Mercer.
    4 points
  18. they came to aala park one night all silent and in single file. Rode in some circles for ten minutes then left.
    4 points
  19. people also breathe in benzene, acetone, toluene, and xylene in abandoned buildings full of asbestos and lead paint. so
    4 points
  20. Don’t be a part of following idiots on social media.
    4 points
  21. You are the toilet paper. Explains your weird ass thread about how people wipe their ass.
    4 points
  22. had to travel home today. up at 5am, driving 2hrs to phoenix, then the flight was like 4hrs or so to cleveland, then a couple hour drive back from there.. clouds were dope from above.. touching down in cleveland..
    4 points
  23. The real star of Wes Anderson's films? The model maker who meticulously crafts the signs and buildings https://www.fastcompany.com/90687548/the-real-star-of-wes-andersons-films-the-model-maker-who-meticulously-crafts-the-signs-and-buildings
    4 points
  24. Don’t act like you guys aren’t oontzing on the shitter.
    4 points
  25. Don't blame it on the trans community, it's probably 90% white women.
    4 points
  26. Your homie’s a fucking weirdo. You should definitely let him know that this is the exact reason you can’t fuck with him nomore . Maybe let his kid know that he’s wiping his ass the correct way and that his pops is a fucking weirdo, so try not to let pops watch you wipe your ass anymore. Which, by the way, is weird as fuck in and of itself. Poor kid.
    4 points
  27. only a couple more nights here(including tonight..) and i'm only just now realizing that the view right out my door is pretty interesting.. found some more mural things around.. walked some tracks for a bit.. spotted these while walking around.. a couple more from walkin around..
    4 points
  28. no just no. one of her legs isn't fully inflated yet
    4 points
  29. First time a shit posting bot has actually kicked off a useful thread. Going to give you a pass cause ammo is still hard to come by and though your prices suck, they’re still better than a lot I’ve seen this last year.
    4 points
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