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putting in my two week notice 😇

For what it’s worth here are a couple more - Never ask for a phone number, tell them to give it to you. “You seem fun, you should give me your number” or “you should give me your number and we can do something fun”.. if they turn you down it’s like they are saying you’re wrong and they aren’t fun. never never pull up in front of a girls house and drop them off from the car. Always park and walk them to their door. Much much higher chance of getting a “you wanna come in for a glass of wine?” comedy shows are great for a first date. There is a two drink minimum so they get sauced up, there is no pressure on you to keep the convo going because you are pressured NOT to talk, they’ll have fun and laugh then associate that fun and laughter with you/when thinking of you, then wrap up the night by going to get drinks somewhere else and you can keep the convo going by talking about the comics you just saw and the jokes you heard it gets formulaic and depressing after a while. But they’re the tools to get you to the one you really want. My wife is out of my league by far

Posted up like a mailbox!

Haha. This dude was instantly off-putting to me. His wife called me to come skim out some textured walls in their house she had started the process and realized it was going to take her forever to get it done. When she left this dude started talking shit about her like "I told her not to leave lap marks in the plaster. But they are all over the place. I told her to hire some one from the beginning but you know when women get crazy ideas in their head..." Blah blah blah, this dude went in on her for a minute. I finally cut him off and told him that to be completely honest, his wife did a really good job. The only reason I agreed to do this job for so little was based on her having a portion of it done in an acceptable manner that I don't have to redo anything. I really don't like that shit. It's a weird personality trait to try and build some sort of camaraderie with me by shit talking your wife.

Haha. I had this guy offer me a beer yesterday after I was done. I declined because he was giving mad "washed up, alcoholic, private eye, who's business isn't going so good and dame just left him" energy.

posted at work - on that extended lunch hour, about to lift some weights

I usually just put my limp dick over my wrist and ask girls to tell me what time it is

kilz is spilling so much game in here...

I hate when people give that vibe

@NightmareOnElmStreet@mr.yuckhad to have a general contractor do some simple work I couldn't get done. Hot as fuck, dude was dripping sweat, so I offer him some water or a beer and before 11am you know he went for that beer without hesitation. I can't laugh much because I had one too.

Me too! When I pissed my pants in my truck the other day, I had an epiphany…

sus

Driving around to kill time at work

Not really feeling Biggie on that beat.

Weekend walking, plus some ducks for lugr.

Shredded summer squash, fontina, basil.

Haha. I had a homie that got this belt buckle from like hot topic or some shit. The buckle part was a picture frame. He took a picture of his dick and put it in there. Inevitably girls would ask a question about his belt buckle and he would let them in for a closer look. That shit was non stop lulz.

“ No way to say it without coming off like an asshole, but by chasing pussy and eventually figuring out what works. Then exploiting it in other social situations.

Parking lot pimpin posted like a stamp

I like to hybrid these. ”Out lamp postin in these streets!”

needed those words from the guru

not even a dozen? those are rookie numbers. that's a regular afternoon for a real man

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I been on some not giving a fuck like Office Space since.....

That's how Slipknot Clan does it

there was a ch0 IRC chat even before that if I remember right. I think @Seffiksset it up? which is funny looking back, because it was just a text based AOL type chatroom/group chat …. Which is basically what a forum already is.

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yo dawg

Not mine, random photo on the nets

Back at it again. Time by the ocean. The FIAJ to start.