Hall of Fame

Finally got the keys, bros. Long drawn out process. Glad to be done.

👍 that's no thumb 🍆

Lolz. Call me old fashioned, a bit of a traditionalist, but I prefer my women have both tits and a vagina. There's already enough trash in the world's oceans, have to add one more bag of hot trash hurr.

Right on @Dark_Knight - About to break 250k off to my soon to be ex-wife in order to buy her out of the house. Sucks. But in actuality if I get off just buying her out of the property that is best case and will save me 150k minimum on top of that 250k. Fuck bruhs. She came with zero financial contribution to buying the pad other than split mortgage payments. Buy the crib before you get married guys…..or don’t get married or prenup that shit.

you got to fuck in each room to christen them

Some shoes that help w/ ankle stability. Broke my leg almost 2 months back and finally got the ok to start with PT / walk with shoes on. Might post a thread on it w/ updates cuz shit's been rough and I need a place to post to vent.

ART

congratulations @Dark_Knight that's awesome!! Do this before you do the floors! beat me to it. was going to say this is most important

tell your customers you'll take $20 off the bill if they leave a review, worked wonders for me back in the day

Oh shit here they come. It’s damn near 8 o’clock. They got my shit, too. Damn right. When I checked my mail yesterday it was full of all kinds of other peoples mail from down the street. Some of it wasn’t even from my street.

Yo. Where the fuck is the mail man with my shit? I swear, if these bums delivered my shit to some one else’s house…

me love me chicken and me goat well curry

😆 it stuck out like a sore thumb, i couldn't resist sharing with the smash or trash community.

you have my attention. I am interested in the shoes with ankle support. Keep us updated as I would like to know the out come months from now.

There are horse whisperers and dog whisperers, stands to reason there are experts at the other end of the spectrum. Where's the dog shouter?

I once hitched across the country and when I was at an AYH in Philadelphia, met a dude from New Mexico that showed up on his bike! Much impressed by that and still am.

Heyyo. To all you self employeds out there, do you have a problem with customers not leaving reviews after job is complete? I have had customers go on and on and on about how great everything was and how great we are and I’m like cool cool cool type that shit into google. And they just don’t. You can do it from your phone. It will take you less than 2 minutes while we are standing here bullshitting about your ugly dog or what ever. Or do y’all just not care?

I will be too busy to drink until further notice now. I’ll buy a keg if you come sand, stain and refinish my floors tho !

Kung Pao'd some bay scallops the other day. OMB likes his kung pao spicy.

Nikki's Trinidad cousin: Yea I got the balls to get vaxxed, they're huge Nikki, misunderstands cousin....

Damn, Police cunt(s) did some terrible shit for social media likes.

Tax that bitch?

Awake NY new era fitted

Capitalist AF, but an extreme over tipper right here. Probably overcompensation for the lesser known "black guilt" syndrome and I like doing it. Pretty common if you're a regular at a place in Denver, for the server/bartender to look out for you on free drinks as part of a never spoken about, or acknowledged employee theft for cash scheme that both parties can exploit. /pro-overtip™.