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Hello. Professor DAOkins here. As you may know, I'm a well-known aphillyist who's written many best-selling books based on the science of 'sik K's' and aphillystic philosophy, such titles include: The Dogwhale Delusion; The Red Text-maker; The Greatest 'K' on Earth.
A man once asked me ''what if you're wrong?'' about my views relating to fashion. I put it to him: if you were born in San Francisco in the 1970s, you'd be wearing pink tight Levis from the age of 20. If you were born in Shoreditch, London in the 1980s, you'd be wearing beige River Island skinny fit chinos in the present day. What if I'm wrong? What if you're wrong about the suitability of wearing tight pants?
Some people believe in the Dogwhale even though there's no evidence to prove it. It's no different to believing in The Flying JNCO Monster or the Orbiting Cheesesteak.