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I got one My girlfriend when I was 17 had really strict parents. Like they'd creep around corners and shit to listen in on conversation. Anyway, so one day we're upstairs and start hooking up and I think to myself "dude, there's no fucking way I'm getting my dick wet on a tuesday at 430 pm" So I suggest we go to starbucks just to get out of the house. I get this dank ass vanilla bean frappacino. I'm driving us back to her crib just slurping the fuck outta this frappe and she starts rubbing my thighs n shit. We pull over to this parking lot by some tennis courts ( she stays in a pretty well-off part of town) And i proceed to get the sloppiest, most satisfying head to this day. I tell her I'm about to jizz and she stops, tells me to finish myself, then leave the car to go take a piss. So i shamefully choke my monster into whats left of my now vanilla jizz frappacino. We pull back up to her crib and I'm walking to the front door when this ingorant bitch says she forgot her phone in my car. I give her my keys and go inside. So i'm sitting on the couch watching tv and this bitch comes inside with an empty cup. The cup that frappacino was in. I ask what she did with it. That bitch drank it. I never told her but holy shit I nearly bit a hole through my lip trying not to laugh

some of my friends on my facebook and instagram need to learn this lesson man! man up... THE WORST IS WHEN THEY TAKE ONES OF THEM SLEEPING. WTF MAN. WHO TAKES A PICTURE OF THEMSELF PRETENDIN TO SLEEP FOR THE PURPOSE OF SOCIAL NETWORKING' MALE OR FEMALE?! UNLESS U SOME A SMALL TIME ACTOR WHO IS APPLYING FOR THE ROLE OF DEAD BODY IN CSI OR SOMETHING THIS SHIT IS UNCALLED FOR. too desperate. makes me sick.

Just made a kissy noise over the phone. God I feel fuckin lame.

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