Once I know he fucked the slut, Que the staff party.
There's about 300 people including all the head guys on hill. Dinner drinks a few hours go by and Jons girl keeps trying to talk to me. I keep trying to just brush her off because I've got nothing against her, but she's been dating this idiot for 8 years so she also clearly doesn't have much going on upstairs herself.
So after the 4 or 5 time of her coming up and trying to strike up a convo, I say to her(about a bottle deep mind you) look, I know you're just tying to be nice and all, but I don't have much to say to you, and don't want to piss you off because it's not really anything you did, but the only thing we have in common is your retard boyfriend. She starts trying to tell me how much he's trying and how good of a guy he really is, and that I should give him ANOTHER chance because he's changed a lot. trying to sell me on the guy I've known for 5 years as a moron. I usually wouldn't, actual i'd never do this to any other person, but after a few minutes of being told how awesome this dummy is I lose any verbal filter about him. So i say to her look, he's not that good of a dude, he fucked man meat(that's the sluts nickname). She instantly storms off to find him and they have a fight or whatever and when I walk outside for some air, he's standing there in a new shirt (He'd worn a bright blue collared button up which was comical so i remembered it)
He'd apparently gotten so mad about the fact that his bullshit was catching up quick, that he ripped off his shirt, but couldn't rip off the collar or cuffs. so he's rocking a chip n dales look for a solid ten minutes at the party before realizing that he should get a shirt. HE get's pissed and wants to fight me ( he goes hard on the mutant mass so he gets all macho every once in a while) I say look man, I'll finish this drink and I'll go meet you outside, but instead he started to cry and went to the bathroom and didn't come out until after the party had dispersed to other cabins.
again that all may sound harsh but there's so much more and too many things that aren't laughable to strangers that have made him worthy of such ridicule.