Went with the wife for our honeymoon, all inclusive resort status.
Did teh Jeep expedition, it was fuckin dope. Did snorkeling, it was also dope.
Cops are everywhere, looking for tourists that try to nab up tumbleweeds, but I saw several hand-to-hands when I was there, I was thinkin about getting into some of it but never did. The blow will kill Americans if you do gators down there like you do up here.
Land bridge collapsed in 2005, but is still a really cool site. Bring your own water on any expedition.
Drink a lot of liquor.
and DO NOT EAT UNDERCOOKED FOOD! Medium is not fuckin cool in Aruba, well done every time...