Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt
So here's what happened. She is a Caps fan, I am a Bruins fan. Obviously they beat us in the playoff series. I enjoy watching the caps win, no big deal, I don't make a huge deal about sports I just like watching hockey. I get off work (a tough day) she's all happy and Im all tired, she has been home from her job for 2 1/2 hours. I just walked in. She's bubbly and chipper and I just want to lay down and read some shit online about an ex professional motorcycle thief who's giving advice on reddit on how to secure your bike blah blah blah. her: "Baby lets go watch the caps game at the bar!" me: "eh, I could stand to loaf around the house for another hour or two, maybe I'll meet you there and get some food." her: "but I never wanna go out and your always trying to get me outta the house." me: "ok, I'll go. give me just a few minutes to decompress"......
At the bar Im still kinda not wanting to be there but Im playing along, all her hockey friends are there. All dudes, mostly my friends as well. Married guys, good friends, etc etc, not threatening in an "I'll steal your girl manner at all," its chill. First period ends, they go outside to smoke. Im writing an email then I go outside. "Hey Kaiser your girl wanted to know if she could get a pass from you if she was able to fuck Brooks Laich!" Me: kinda irked but not reacting "yeah as long as I can tape it and put it on the internet to ruin her life." Harharhar. They go back in and she does not like this one bit. We watch the game and on the ride home she's all like "youre cranky as hell fuck you" and Im like "look you sent one of your guy friends out to ask me if you could fuck another man, can't you see how I wouldn't find that funny considering your keen enough to realize that Im not in a good mood?" and then the bitch switch ensues...... I just eat it for the ride home and don't say shit, we get home and she gets in the living room to watch the final period while I go upstairs like a bitch to do some work on the computer. She comes up there and starts bitching at me, Im just trying to watch dumb tv and fuck off with my work for a bit. All the sudden she decides its time for her to go to bed and tells me to turn off the tv, the lights, and go work downstairs. Thats when I turned on some Baroness, and flipped the TV back on and decided I was gonna be a real asshole for a few minutes. Then I posted this stupid thing and went downstairs.