Hall of Fame

welllll welll summer is here again, kicked it off with a birthday party for my homie test swing there is a bad tattoo in this photo. but also we installed a ladder for ropeswing open for biz switched to this setup more swing no idea what these chickens are doing mid day crew ice cream birthday cake. fucking bombbb some good ass bbq too (bacon scallops, lobster, steak, chicken, haddock, veggies)

i only had sexual intercourse with 3 girls so far this year, its about the halfway mark and i need to step my game up. all 3 instances were one night stands that did not end up with any seconds. all were satisfactory nothing to brag about. how many of you oonzters are players getting different tang every week. and how many of you are willing to admit you havent been close to a vagina this year. i know for a fact like 2-3 or my boys havent gotten any pussy this year. but i have another friend whos been banging skanks left and right. i want to fuck kreashaywn too or however the fuck you spell her name. with her disney hat on fuck yal. i bet she pale as fuck naked.

Worked then Went here Ate Settled Down Up

fucking mosquitos.

rebel radio's goin soft?

that saon needs WAAAYYYY more aarows, fersures haha saon pm me

ran into Joe Mantegna today

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PUSSY. I GET IT DIF. TYPES TOO

fucking broads man. same god dammned boat for me. minus the rad hawaii part with sick shower curtains and trucks. shout out born day for BNH.

i guess a real player would just let those farts rip huh. or even better yet, tell her to give you some head under the sheets then let em rip in her face.

damn bars and booze and the internet is not a good mix. this thread is fucking pitiful i wish i could erase everything i said haha. definately not lying here no reason to lie about my whackass sex life. if i wanted to lie i would say i fuck mad bitches yo, get head in the freight yard, bang sluts on the regular, got coke all over my coffe table painting trains and fucking bitches at the same time! but if you told me i could paint a yard and get 3 or 4 cars in one night, or spend the night fucking and sleeping in some girls bed, thats a hard choice i might have to choose the yard. i feel way more alive walking around under the moonlight in train yards with booze and drugs in my system, than having to pretend that i like some whore just so i can poke her meatflap with my penis for 15 minutes and then sleep holding my farts in because i cant let em rip in her bed.

im high and no flicks to look at. cool great thanks everyone. did some 12oz gravedigging...

none. im a fat slob that never leaves the house. im telling you this because i keep it real (rail) and never front. got spankwire on lock nigga. its a sad and lonely life but i have a cat to keep me company, and to wipe my hands after im done spanking it to tranny porn on the regular. TROOF.

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this. casek told you all with the anon shit. listen to casek he only has your best intentions and if you cant find the drug locally, you probably shouldnt be doing it. /druggiesknowwheretogetdrugs

that bqq looks like really good times. happy late bday to BNH! old lady is moving back to mainland in a couple weeks - single man in paradise oner. pretty stoked. girl and i got in a ruthless fight last week, she drove off super shitfaced and smashed into my truck. fail. poz, dont even trip, im pretty sure all of it was over her head.

im sorry, you were saying?... also im gonna go smoke some weed and knit a sweater. im blacker than you.

It should support Windows XP. I suggest to get rid of BC and use Parallels, much simpler installation. But, if you want to stay with BC here's a link that should tell you how to install Win XP on it. It says stuff about partitioning which I've honestly never done because I've never had an interest.

^^see what i mean? what kind of grown man is amused by stupid weird shit like that

So does anyone here know what a vagina actually looks like IRL? I heard it tastes like pennies from my older brother, I think I touched one once but it was dark b-cuz we were in the movies.

needs moar arrows

phish umpteen times all the wu guys seperate and together Little Brother pharcyde Ditc Living Legends Dilated People X? Blackstar X ? Outkast in 96 Hiero umpteen times em & dre 11 years ago proof janes addiction NIN Mf Doom El-P Murs Cali Agents Slum Village Jean Grae Dilla Binary Star and onbelo Rage Against the Machine A bunch of that old classic rock shit ive probably seen skynard 3 times a bunch of other shit i dont remember

Cuz this dude is attracted to bitches who look and act like little boys...

that hipster rapper bitch looks like this:

badass, i just got a fujifilm camera thats like a polaroid and def gonna use the shit out of it. my first non-phone camera and i know nothing of photography i always only get like 2 out of the list and forget but this summer i should get some done

you've had sex three times this year

im a guy. Why would you want me to suck your dick?

in graffiti pittsburgh is a felony!

If any of that is true, you're an idiot. You fucked some random girl with no rubber and nutted inside of her? Amateur negro bullshit. No wonder you sambos have so many stupid kids and penis AIDS.

I don't think I have had any this year, if I did it was in January. My wife just had a baby last month & I don't like prego sex, it creeps me out. I gotta wait a couple more weeks for her wounds to heal. But I did make a shit load of money, so you trade one pleasure for another. Disregard {()}, Acquire $

why not? most of the fucks on here are similar to me i would think. mid to late twenties, do graffiti or used to do it, getting by month to month, drink lots of alcohol and try to bang skanks whenever possible. or is this the harold camping forum full of old abstinant fucks. i looked through most threads on here and only 1 or 2 caught my interest. this is more interesting to me. how much meatflap bulldog with mayonaise fur burger clamshell are you fuckers getting???? sounds like a win.

you couldn't have REALLY thought this was a good idea, could you?

how hard is it to say. "i fucked 5 girls this year" or "i didnt get any pussy this year but at least i got 150 boxcars" or "guerilla925 is a fag hes not in the in-crowd, kreashawn sucks shes a hipster rapper, but id still fuck her word"